Black Friday 11-24-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_24_00_Black

Bad Andy appears in a Pilgrims hat with a mic ... Friday Night Slams music plays in the backround as the logo flashes on the screen ..

" This is Baaaaaad Andy here for Black Friday our answer to your shopping needs .. For all the people who decided to stay home and not go out searching for a bargin , do we have a card for you . The Prez and Angels fued heats up as WIL Double is forcing Angel to fight a handi-capped match against two memebers of N.W.O. , Neep and Fraser Newlands ... Also more developements from last Friday's PPV , like is Krazed gonna show his face after atttacking Darkstalka or did he get our dumb Prez again by rejoinning and being a NO SHOW for the fifth time ?? HAHAHA cracks me up , will The Prez ever learn ?? What about X-Treme Inc and them blowing up the ring ??? All this will be answered tonight .. "

( Once again In The RMWF board of directors room .... Nick , Spider-Man , Neep , Bubbles The Chimp , Mr. T , The Midget from under the ring , Goldust , and Diablo all sit around a big table .. The Prez sits at the head of the table with his body guard CSD behind him holding a big , big gun .. )

The Prez " OK , we all are here because things got to be set straight .. First , we got to keep people out of my office .. NO MORE PEOPLE ATTACKING THE PREZ , understand ??? "

( The room nods there heads .. )

Prez " Next , don't the rules say Krazed is banned ? Who , hired him back ??? "

Spider-Man " You did .. "

Prez " Oh , well he better show or we're gonna kill him got it ??? Ok , tonight we gotta make sure The Alliance does not help out Angel . So , Mr. T and CSD will be guarding the entrance ramp .. "

( Nick raises his hand )

Prez " Yes , what ??? "

Nick " Well , anytime you put CSD on guard the people always get through him . Would it not be smart to put someone else on guard ??? "

Prez ( rolling his eyes )" No , why would I do that , dugh !!! OK , Midget you are under the ring like always and Goldust you just look pretty like you always do .."

( The Prez leans back kicks his feet on the table then puts his hands behind his head .. )

Prez " Thats the plan , then Neep and Fraser can have a field day with Angel and he will learn not to mess with WIL Double .. "

Nick " Thats it , thats the dumb plan ??? Man whatever I'm going home ..."

( Everyone gets up and leaves and The Prez just leans back smiling .. )

SiD " What a genius we have for a boss ... "

Guy " Yeah , doesn't seem like he's gonna keep The Alliance out of that match but maybe he has something else up his sleeve .. "

SiD " Track marks ... "

Guy " Your cruel ... "

Leapin Lenny Poppo -vs- Madman
( Leapin Lenny comes out to The Shaft Theme song and grabs a mic as he enters the ring ... )

Lenny " For I am sorry fans , because I have been gone for too long ,
But I am back to face Madman and he is a worthy opponent , FOR ME TO POOP ON !!! "

SiD " Hey thats Triumphs line and there he goes with those frisbees again .. "

Guy " DUCK !!!!! Whooo that one just missed us by inches .. "

( Just then X-Treme Inc's music hits and out walks Madman with an X-Treme Inc jersey on )

Guy " Here we go as Madman charges into the ring and both men exchange blows ... Madman lands a standing drop kick and Leapin Lenny goes down .."

SiD " What I don't understand is X-Treme Inc always screws up other peoples matches but no one scerws up theres .. Where is Darkstalka , or Vulcan Raven come on come down here and get these guys .. "

Guy " Why don't you ever wrestle no more , it use to be fun to watch you get your butt kicked ??? "

SiD " First of all , I never got my butt kicked and second it would not be fair to these guys . I would have all the belts .. "

Guy " Plus you'd have to work off that beer belly ... "

SiD " Plus that , right and I like my beer ... "

Guy " Madman with a big press slam , then a boot to Lenny's head ... He is going crazy trying to kick Lenny's brains out ... "

SiD " HHHHMMMMMM ... "

Guy " Lenny blocks one of the kicks and takes Madman down but gets stopped short as Madman sweeps his feet and attacks him on the mat by choking him . The ref breaks the choke hold and Madman nails a ddt and gets a cover 1..2..3 that was quick as its all over . "

Winner : Madman
SiD " Whats this here comes CSD with that big gun , what is he doing . "

Guy " He is taking Madman hostage , probably for blowing up the ring ... "

SiD " Madman should just hit him and run , CSD is so stupid he probably don't know how to shoot that thing ... "

Guy " We just got word from Clive Anderson back stage that something just happened . Lets go back to him for a report ... "

" This is Clive Anderson behind a garbage dumpster . Rumor has it that X-Treme Inc new The Prez was gong to make them answer for blowing up the ring so they planned an ambush . It is also rumored that Ashura is missing from the hospital and X-Treme Inc may have something to do with it and The Prez wants answers about that ... Anyway there is a gun fight going on right now .. Maverick opened fire on CSD as Madman tried to run off , but Diablo was eating out of the dumpster and decided to attack Madman . Right now the gun fight continues as CSD and Maverick keep firing and Madman is caught in the middle . "

Guy " Hey , Clive if you can hear me our second match has started . We will keep checking in to you for updates . "

I.C.P. -vs- Da Brozz
Guy " Sorry , to interupt the gun fight but this match is already underway . Test and Shaggy 2 Dope started off the match .. Test had the upper hand on Shaggy but he made a tag to Violent J who now has Test in a headlock and won't let him get a tag . Test swings J into the ropes and goes for a clothesline that is ducked and Violent J comes off the other side of the ring with a flying head scissors . He gets a cover but Test tosses him off and rolls to make the tag to Goldust . "

SiD " Do they still have to be naked ? I mean come on the shock of it is old now . "

Guy " It's there thing SiD , they like the night air flowing through there golden hair . Ha , give that on to Lenny Poppo .. "

Clive " Hey , speaking of Lenny Poppo he just got into the crossfire back here . He is shot and wounded laying on the floor . Nobody can help him as Mavrick and CSD keep firing at each other ... "

SiD " Hey , moron stop interupting us I'm turining off your mic . "

Guy " You can't do that . "

SiD " Shhhh , he don't know that . "

Clive " But I'm scarred , what if I get shot ??? "

SiD " That would be a good thing . "

Guy " Back to our match , J gets a tornado ddt from Goldust who is now rubbing gold paint on him before Shaggy comes in a nails him . Now all four men are in the ring and Test nails Shaggy with the paint can . J gets up and gets out of the ring to collect his thoughts as Test and Goldust team up on Shaggy 2 Dope . Shaggy blocks a blow by Goldust and dropkicks both men , he comes off the ropes for a big splash on Test but is hit from behind with a double ax handle by Goldust . "

SiD " Would the damn ref do something this is chaos . "

Guy " Violent J climbs back into the ring to help his partner and now the ref gets Test and Shaggy to go back to there corners . "

SiD " It has been a long time since Goldust and Test have wrestled . Guess they are busy with there commish duties . "

Guy " Yeah , what duties ?? Violent J and Goldust lock up and J gets the upper hand . J with a tombstone then a choke slam .. He whips Goldust into the ropes who grabs them and tags in Test . Test comes flying in and is met with a big right hand that does'nt even stun him . Test returns the favor of the choke slam , then sends Violent J into his corner , where Goldust chokes him with the tag rope .. Ref #1 makes Goldust stop and Test comes up with a big boot that Violent J rolls out of the way of and dives to his corner to make the tag to Shaggy .. "

Clive " Hey , guys Mr. T just came down to the gun fight as I guess The Prez has just heard about it ... Things are getting crazy now because I pitty the fool who messes with T . Mr. T has made a gun out of PVC and potatoes and is firing back at Maverick with
CSD . "

SiD " Those potatoe guns are cool , my Dad made one for me when I was a kid . "

Guy " Shaggy 2 Dope comes in all fired up and starts to unload on Test , who stumbles back . Here comes a drop kick taking down the big man , Shagy with a Jekelsault ( moonsault ) and a cover but Test gets an arm up ."

SiD " PLBBBBBB "

Guy " Shaggy wips Test off the ropes and hits him with a shooting star press . "

SiD " Do you do that move off the ropes ??? "

Guy " Beats the crap out of me just sounded good ... Here is a frankensteiner and another cover , Goldust comes in to hel p his partner but Violent J is right there with a chair shot and 1..2..3... it,s all over as I.C.P. gets there firs win as a team .. "

Winner : I.C.P.
( Bad Andy is outside of The Prez's office spying on him ... The camera gets a shot of The Prez on the phone through a crack in the door ... )

Prez " Why does X-Treme Inc have to mess everything up ? I just wanted them to pay for the ring and now they are having a gun fight with my men .WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT THIS IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD ... Get me Spider-Man or something he is a superhero . Oh yeah , and a tuna hogie with mustard , yeah mustard god damn it !!! This is a big night , the Angel match is coming up and I have to make sure everything is correct . SO END THIS GUN FIGHT NOW !!!! "

SiD " Well The Prez is not happy about gun fights on his cards ... "

Guy " No , then he should fire X-Treme Inc ... "

SiD " Why would he do that after all the crap that goes down in this place hes not gonna fire no one . "

Clive " Hey , guys N.W.O. just rushed the gun fight ... Maverick was taken from behind and disarmed . Leapin Lenny is confirmed dead . I will keep you updated when I get more info . "

Steve Eggs Hard -vs- Areala
Guy " Steve Eggs Hard plops his way out to the ring as Areala waits for him . "

SiD " Come on get your fat ass in there , I thought this guy was gone for good !!!"

Guy " No , they are back and is a good thing they we're some of our best wrestlers . Him and Cervantes that is .. "

SiD " Well this chick Areala is pretty good herself , but she has on too much cloting she should get naked ..."

Guy " Yes , in your mind all women should be naked . The match begins as Areala keeps her distance from Steve using quick punches to stun him . Oooops Areala slips and falls and Steve collapses on her with a big splash . "

SiD " I think she slipped on a puddle of Steve's swet ? I mean look at him the man swets like a pig .. "

Guy " Stop it she just lost her footing . Steve climbs off Areala and slams her down for a back breaker ."

SiD " He is tossing her around like a baby doll . Oh man would I love to use her as my baby doll ."

Guy " Steve with a whip into the ropes catches Areala and lands a side slam . Areala gets a boot up and nails him in the face , Steve stumbles back and Areala jumps at him only to be knocked away ... Steve goes right back at Areala who dodges his attempt to grab her and slips behind him . She hops on his back and applys a sleeper hold .. The hold does not last for long as Steve flips her off then slams a knee into her chest . He has her pinned but only gets a two count as she gets a shoulder up . "

SiD " I had Bad Andy over for Thanksgiving dinner , we ate tv dinners and smoked pot . He wanted to shoot heroin but I would not let him do that in my house ..."

Guy " Well good for you SiD ."

SiD " I like that little puppet he is a fun dude . Yuck , did I just say dude ??"

Guy " Its the only way to describe him , hes not a man ."

SiD " Yeah , I guess your right ."

Guy " Areala has the upper hand back as she takes down Steve with a dropkick . Areala stomps Steve in the gut then straddles him ."

SiD " Why don't she ome over here and straddle me ???"

Guy " Don't think you want her to , she just double ax handled him in the face and is beating him senceless . Steve is trying to block the barrage of blows but she is too
fast . Areala now pins Steve's arms but he tosses her off ... She swoops in with a clothesline but Steve just stumbles back . A drop kick sends him back into the ropes , followed by a shot to the groin drops him . The cover 1...2...3 its over .."

Winner : Areala
( The Prez is all set up in his luxury box waiting for the match to start ... )

Angel -vs- Neep and Fraser Newlands
Guy " Well this is it , The Prez's act of revenge on Angel . "

SiD " Who is dumb enough to get into a fued with the boss , he has had amny people killed and could cruch anyone with one phone call ... "

Guy " You did remember . "

SiD " Yeah and I won , plus he was not that powerful then . "

Guy " Whatever , Angel just made his way to the ring and here comes N.W.O. . CSD takes his post at the entrance ramp as Neep and Fraser climb into the ring . Lets get ready to rumble ..."

SiD " Yes ,lets .."

Guy " Fraser and Neep right on Angel who just ducks and cover as a barrage of blows rain down upon him .. N.W.O. are kicking him while he lays on the ground .. Angel garbs Neep's foot and tosses him back but Neep picks him up for an atomic drop . Fraser follows up with a clothesline to take down Angel . Angel rolls out of the ring to get shake the cob webs and get the help of a steal chair . Which he nails Neep with as he follows him out of the ring ."

SiD " Thats the only way he is gonna get out of this one , if he uses some
weapons ."

Guy " Fraser hits Angel with a flying scotsman from behind off the ring apron ."

SiD " This is also the only way The Flower of Scotland can win , if he has Neep helping him ."

Guy " Angel swings the chair around violently to try and keep Neep and Fraser away . They just sit backand laugh then Angel flings the chair nailing Fraser in the face ."

SiD " Hahahaha what a goon !!!"

Guy " Neep runs and bulldogs Angel , then he picks him up and tosses him on topof a table .. Him and Fraser are getting ready to piledrive Angel through the table but Angel has other plans . He foot sweeps Neepand then slams Fraser on top of Neep with all three men going through the table ."

SiD "Neep and Fraser better start taking this match seriously or they are gonna lose."

Guy " Wait I.C.P.are coming down the entrance ramp but C.S.D cuts therm off ,making them stop with that big gun !!!!"

SiD " Yeah all three men are down and out from going through that table but Neep is getting up and he has a big board...They better get down there quick !!!"

Guy " No , chance unless they want to get shot . Neep just pierced that sharp board through Angels leg and he is impailed to the crushed table below ."

SiD " Oooooh thats nasty and got to hurt ..."

Guy " Neep is helping Fraser up and now they are kicking Angel in the face . Fraser nails him with a chair and Neep is getting the ring bell ."

SiD " The Alliance better figure a way into there or they are gonna kill Angel ."

Guy " Here comes Nightmare through the crowd, but Mr. T was hiding in the crowd , The Prez is not as stupid as he looks ."

SiD " Yes , he is . Mr. T has cancer and is week he is not gonna be able to stop Nightmare ..."

Guy " Angel is really bloody and N.W.O. continue to beat him ... LOOK AT THAT , Angel just ripped his leg from that board and is trying to fight back . What a warrior , but Fraser just kicked him in the bad leg and takes him down again .."

SiD " Nightmare just made short work of Mr. T and is coming to Angels rescue .. DUCK , CSD is firing at Nightmare and he just took out a few fans .."

Guy " We lose more and more with every card .. He's not a very good shot is he ."

SiD " He is not a very good anything .."

Guy " I.C.P. just overran CSD and now Neep and Fraser got trouble .. They get rushed from every side as Nightmare and I.C.P take them down ..."

SiD " Run guys , RUN !!!! Wait here comes The Prez !!! "

Guy " He has CSD's gun and is running to the ring ... He pistol whips Shaggy 2 Dope but is over ran by Nightmare and Violent J .."

SiD " Why didn't he come down firing ??"

Guy " Don't know but Nightmare just choked slammed him through a table . Neep takes down Nightmare from behind as I.C.P. beat Fraser and cover him with Angel . The ref starts the count but The Prez gets up and shoots him in the leg but his hand falls for the three and Angel has won !!! "

SiD " The Prez has gone nuts , he is firing at Neepwith the gun now ..."

Winner : Angel
Guy " Neep takes off as The Prez chases him and The Alliance celebrate in the
ring . Thats the end of Black Friday and this is Guy Mandel for the whole RMWF saying Good Night , Good Night !!! "

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