Wednsday Night Havok 11-22-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_22_00_Wednsday_Night

" Welcome once again folks to another action packed episode of Wednsday Night Havok .. This is Guy Mandell along with SiD Nasty coming to you LIVE .. No robot simulators this show .. From The beautiful Garden State Arts Center in New Jersey "

SiD " No one cares where we are .. We got matches tonight .. Same as always .. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah "

Guy " Well we do have a match for the Women's Title "

SiD " Blah Blah Blah "

Guy " But for openers we have Neep up against his stable-mate Stuart Fraser "

SiD " Blah "

Neep -vs- Stuart Fraser
( 'Flowers of Scotland' hits the PA as Neep walks out and heads for the ring. )

Guy " There's the bell .. Neep charges after Stuart with a drop-kick .. But Stuart side-steps him .. And is rnning to then off the ropes a Neep .. He goes for a clothesline but Neep turns it into an arm drag "

SiD " When did Stuart Fraser come out???? "

Guy " I don't know .. I wasn't paying attention "

SiD " Why are they fighting anyway???? They're in the same stable???? "

Guy " I don't know "

SiD " I always assumed they were the same guy too "

Guy " Who knows "

SiD " Or cares "

Guy " Exactly "

SiD " Neep has Stuart in the corner .. Neep pulls back his fist to punch him .. Stuart gives up!!!! What a pussy!!!! "

Winner by Submission: Neep
SiD " Someone should just kill Stuart Fraser .. Fraser Newlands too "

Guy " Yeah "

SiD " f--- them though .. Now we're going to roll a clip from last week's Jerry Springer that had the Preacher Man, WildKat and Jamal on it "

Guy " We are???? "

SiD " Hell yeah "

Preacher Man -vs- Jamal
( The scene cuts to The Jerry Springer Show where Preacher Man and WildKat are sitting on the stage. )

Jerry " In case you are just joining us folks today's topic is 'Stop your cheating ways or we are through' and right now we are talking to The Preacher Man .. A professional wrestler .. And his girlfriend and manager WildKat who is also a wrestler who recently had sex with another man during one of her matches .. Now tell me Kat .. If I can call you that .. What made you do it???? "

Wildkat " I don't know Jerry .. I guess I was just h---- and didn't think "

( She starts crying. )

Preacher Man " You stupid *bleep*ing whore!!!! You made me look like a *bleep*ing asshole by *bleep*ing that *bleep* on national television!!!! "

Jerry " Like now Preacher Man???? "

Preacher Man " You shut the *bleep* up you *bleep*ing little weasel I ain't talking to you!!!! "

Jerry " Well let's bring out Jamal "

( Jamal walks out with his hands rised high and recieves a combination of booing and cheering. The Preacher Man rushes him and starts puching the s--- out of him. After a few timed moments Steve and the rest of security break it up. Preacher Man goes back to his chair, then picks it up and throws it at Jamal then rushes him again. Security stop him before he reaches Jamal though. WildKat gets caught in the middle and is knocked down.)

Jamal " Man sitcho mutha*bleep*in *bleep*damn self down bitch!!!! Hey Jerry .. Whassup???? "

Jerry " Not much Jamal .. Now you knew WildKat was Preacher Man's girl yet you still had sex with her .. Why???? "

Jamal " *bleep* .. Da bitch was *bleep*in givin me some blowhead Jerry knowmahsayn??? .. Last thing on my mind was Preacher Man "

Preacher Man " I may have not been on your *bleep*ing mind then you *bleep*ing *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* .. But I'm on your ass now you *bleep*ing *bleep*!!!!! "

( Preacher Man jumps up again and starts punching Jamal in the face. Steve tries to break it up but the preacher scoop slams him and continues beating Jamal. Jamal hits PM with a fly swat that send him back a little bit but PM returns with a drop kick and then smashes a chair over Jamal's head. )

Preacher Man " *bleep*ing *bleep* "

Winner by K.O.: Preacher Man
Jerry " This is out of control folks we're going to cut to a commercial break "

Preacher Man " Shut the *bleep* up *bleep* "

( The camera returns to Guy and SiD. )

Guy " Wow Preacher Man really f---ed up Jamal "

SiD " No s--- .. What was your first clue???? "

Guy " ..... Well we have a Hardcore Title match up now "

SiD " Whooopie "

Nightmare -vs- Darkstalka
( 'Getcha Groove On' by Limp Bizkit comes on the PA as Nightmare walks down the catwalk and enters the ring. )

SiD " Hey where's Darkstalka at????? "

( The Titan-tron shows Darkstalka's dressing room where he's yelling at a RMWF intern holding a bottle of water. The scene cuts straight there. )

Darkstalka " f--- you .. I'm not fighting until I get my goddamn Perrier!!!! You know I hate domestic bottled water!!!! And you forgot to cut the crust off this f---ing sandwich too bitch!!!! Now move!!!! "

( The intern rushes out the door and the camera cuts back to Guy and SiD. )

SiD " What was that all about???? "

Guy " It looks like Darkstalka is refusing to fight "

SiD " What a brat "

( Nightmare runs out of the ring and up the catwalk. )

SiD " Where's he going???? "

Guy " Gee I wonder "

SiD " Huh???? Oh .. Man f--- you "

( The camera cuts back to the dressing room where Darkstalka is pacing around cursing under his breath. Nightmare come running through the door and nails him with a shoulder tackle. )

SiD " Oh s--- Nightmare ain't waiting for Darkstalka's tantrum to end!!!! He wants that Belt!!!!! "

Guy " Eager or not Darkstalka gives an uppercut that sends him down!!!!! He stomps him a few times then picks up Nightmare and powerbombs him thru the refreshment table!!!! "

SiD " Heh .. Nightmare got all messy "

Guy " Nightmare crawling away as Darkstalka steps through the table wreckage .. He snatches his opponent up by his shirt .. What's .. Nightmare grabs a coffee pot off the counter and splashes the hot coffee in Darkstalka's face!!!!! Darkstalka drops him and jumps back covering his face!!!! "

SiD " I think that's probably just going to piss Darkstalka off rather than hurt him "

Guy " Nightmare picks up a steel chair and smacks Darkstalka over the head with it!!!! Nightmare throws a punch at him but Darkstalka grabs his fist then punches him in the armpit!!!! Nightmare hits the floor!!!!! "

SiD " I think Darkstalka just broke Nightmare's arm!!!!! "

Guy " Darkstalka kicks Nightmare in the head .. He scoops him up and flings him into the wall!!!! Nightmare manages to get to his feet just as Darkstalka drop-kicks him .. Or at him I should say cause Nightmare dodges in the nick of time!!!!! "

SiD " Drag it out why don't you "

Guy " Shut up .. Nightmare puts his fist through the 'break glass in case of..' and pulls out a fire extinguisher which he sprays in Darkstalka's face!!!!! Darkstalka can't see and is swinging blindly at Nightmare!!!! Nightmare bluggens him in the head with the extinguisher knocking Darkstalka to the ground!!!! "

SiD " He keeps busting him with it .. He just chucked it at Darkstalka's head .. Damn!!!! You know that s--- f---ing hurts!!! Nightmare with a pin!!!!! Where's a ref???? s--- .. Ummm .. 1 .. 2 .. 3 .. I guess that counts right???? "

Guy " Sound good to me "

SiD " Woo-hoo!!!! I was a ref!!!! You saw it people Nightmare took Darkstalka out and won himself the Hardcore belt "

Winner and New Hardcore Champion: Nightmare
Guy " You seem more enthusiastic then normal SiD .. You feeling alright "

SiD " Yup .. It's the heroin "

Guy blinks.

Azreal -vs- Areala
( The scene cut to a vast mountain somewhere overlooking California's Death Valley. Standing on a sizable ledge are Azreal and Areala. Jimmy Kimmel and Clive Anderson are seated on an overlooking rise. )

Jimmy " Man this is weak as hell .. Why they gotta treat us like bitches and send us to a f---ing mountain???? "

Clive " You still have alot to learn son "

Jimmy " I ain't your son you Limey bastard "

Clive " Right "

Jimmey " f--- it .. Here we go anyway with the match .. We have a nun verse a demon .. Outside of the location this is what I call quality entertainment "

Clive " Well there's the bell .. Azreal flys at Areala who puts herself in a parrying position .. Azreal slams into her knocking her down!!!! She rolls out of the way off a stomp from Azreal that cracked the ground and while kneeling jabs her sword into his thigh!!!! Azreal glides back a few meters as Areala gets to her feet!!!! "

Jimmy " Feet Clive .. In America we call them feet .. Not meters "

Clive " Oh bother "

Jimmey " Azreal's leaking blood but that ain't stoppin him folks .. He swoops at Areala and sweeps her feet!!!! Swoop .. Sweep .. Hehe how about that .. I wanna see Areala get a little naked .. I mean hell .. A nun's even hotter than a catholic school girl right Clive???? "

Clive " I .. I'm not sure "

Jimmy " You need to get laid man .. You look like your head's gonna explode "

Clive " No .. I am fine "

Jimmy " Whatever man .. Azreal soars up in the air and comes speeding down at the Warrior Nun .. She runs along side the cliff wall .. She .. Well I don't know the name of that move but she kind of grabbed Azreal's arm as he tried to swipe at her she then spun around him and's now riding his back .. You won't see this kind of wrestling on Smackdown "

Clive " Azreal begins flailing attempting to get her off his back .. It would appear that Areala is tring to cut off his wing with her sword .. He shreaks and jumps back slamming areala into the cliff wall!!!! "

Jimmy " She hits the ground "

Clive " Along with his wing I might add "

Jimmy " Yeah that too .. Azreal howls and dives off the cliff!!!!! I'm not sure what the hell's going on but I'm drunk and watchin Areala in action's gotten my all h---- "

Clive " I just realized something .. Areala just clipped Azreal's wings .. She also castrated Balls Mahoney "

Jimmy " Yeah .. Your point "

Clive " I'm not sure there is one .. I was just pointing that out "

Jimmy " Clive my man you are a kook .. Now wipe that creepy grin off your face and say goodnight "

Clive " The shows not over though "

Jimmy " Whatever "

Winner by K.O.: Azreal
( The scene cuts back to Guy and SiD. )

Guy " During that last match we were informed that Ashura has been reported missing from her hospital stay .. No one knows at this time where she went to "

SiD " I don't think anyone cares about her anymore "

Guy " Well who knows .. That was just what our report said .. But anyway now we have the match for the Women's Championship Belt "

SiD " Cool .. I love the girl girl action "

Latoya -vs- Black Widow
( Lita is still standing ringside as the Soviet national anthem fills the center as the ravishing Black Widow appears at the entryway then heads down the catwalk to the ring. The crowd cheers for her. )

SiD " You know thats pretty f---ed up that now they cheer for that commie "

Guy " Well she has proven time and time again that she is one of this fed's best wrestlers "

SiD " You are such a kiss-ass "

Guy " f--- you "

SiD " You're worse than Howard Stern "

Guy " I said shut up!!! "

SiD " No .. You said 'f--- you' I believe there is a differance "

Guy " Whatever .. Latoya goes after Black Widow right as the bell rings .. She tries for a clothesline but Widow caually dodges it .. Latoya off the turnbuckle with a flying head scissors too fails to connect!!!!! Black Widow stomps her in the back a few times before she gets back up .. Black Widow off the ropes with a jumpkick sending Laytoya down again!!!! "

SiD " That bitch can't fight .. She should get nekkid or something "

Guy " Black Widow is pacing the ring waiting for her opponent to get up .. Latoya springs at her and tackles Black Widow to the ground!!!! Now she's slamming her head against the mat!!!! "

SiD " You'd think that after hitting it so many times Latoya'd know those things aren't very hard "

Guy " Guess not .. Black Widow with a reverse leg-choke-hold to Latoya!!!! "

SiD " Mmmm such flexiblity .. I'm getting turned on "

Guy " Watching a six year old boy eating a hot dog turns you on "

SiD " f--- you "

Guy " Widow flips Latoya off of her and sends her reeling to the center of the ring!!!! Latoya gets back to her feet and scoopslams the oncoming Black Widow .. She gives her a quick elbow-drop and goes for a leg-drop but Widow rolls out of the way of that one .. Widow leaps to her feet and gives Latoya a scissor-kick triple-jab windmill-kick combo!!!! Latoya's looking a bit delirious now folks "

SiD " I guess she thought like most the Women's Belt was just a trinket for the ladies here "

Guy " Probably .. But infact Black Widow and the previous holder Ashura are two of this federations toughest wrestlers to date "

SiD " I don't need you to elaborate for me "

Guy " Whatever .. Latoya having little chance time to recover is dealt Russian suplex by The Black Widow!!!!! Latoya is trying to get to her feet but receives a Stalingrad Sting for her efforts!!!! She goes back down "

SiD " Damn why can't she just take the f---ing pin .. Yeah your a badass .. No need to prove it .. God I hate grandstanders "

Guy " Widow snatches Latoya to her feet by her hair!!!! Widow off the turnbuckle with a Hammer and Sickle!!!! A quick snap and Latoya is out cold!!!! "

Winner by K.O. and still Women's Champion: Black Widow
Guy " Well that's it .. Black Widow retained her Belts "

SiD " She kicked Latoya's butt too .. What's with all the K.O.s tonight???? That was what???? Three??? "

Guy " I don't know .. I'm tired .. Stop asking questions so we can end the show and get some sleep "

SiD " Oooooh .. Smart "

Guy " So that's it for our show tonight folks .. Hope you enjoyed it and all that stuff on behalf of SiD and myself I wish you a Good Night and have a Happy Thanksgiving "

SiD " Happy Thanksgiving???? .. How lame "

( The scene cuts to two old men sitting in the balcony. )

Waldorf " Well that was yet another disappointing show "

Statler " So what else is new???? The RMWF promotors couldn't put on a good show if their lives depended on it "

Waldorf " True .. They're fucking morons!!! "

Statler and Waldorf laugh to-gether

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