Sunday Night War 11-19-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_19_00_Sunday_Night

War's music hits, fireworks explode all around the arena, they run up the ramp and there's a big explosion at the top of the ramp.

BOOM! All of a sudden Goldburg's music plays before the card has even started. He strides out to a standing ovation from the crowd. Sparks engulf him, he blows smoke from his nostrils and he swings his arms setting off more pyro. He walks down to the ring and enters.

Sid: Whoa! Welcome everyone to Sunday War, I guess we're gonna get going right away with the tag match!

SMASH! Austin's music plays and he walks to ringside with the fans going
wild.

Guy: You'd never guess these guys where popular, would you?

Before he's even entered the ring Matt & Jeff attack austin from behind.

Austin & Goldburg vs. Matt & Jeff
Sid: Jeff rolls Austin into the ring, I guess they wanted to start this quickly! Look out, Goldburg hits Matt like a train, he picks matt up and scoop slams him on the floor before returning to his corner.

Guy: There's a little pay back from Goldburg! Jeff bounces austin off the ropes, reverse elbow sends the rattlesnake to the ground! Jeff picks austin up and takes him to the turnbuckle, he smacks Austin's head into it and tags in Matt.

Sid: Tonight we have this big tag match already underway, a swordfight with Areala and pitbull, and of course the big stable match!

Guy: Should be a good card.

Sid: Matt with kicks to Austin's midsection, whips him across the ring into the other turnbuckle, austin bounces off but catches a clothesline from Matt! Matt stomps him on the ground, now he locks on a front facelock! Austin's gotta be hurting after this quick assault by the Hardys.

Guy: Yeah. Jeff is trying to stare Goldburg down, that won't work!

Sid: Goldburg stares right back!

Guy: Austin is trying to fight his way up, but Matt just locks the hold in tighter! Goldburg is yelling encouragement, like that'll help.

Sid: But it is, Austin is fighting back up, he elbows Matt's chest multiple times and bounces off the ropes. Matt ducks the arm and bounces off the other side, big clothesline by Stone Cold!

Guy: The crowd are cheering him on, Matt is back up, punches by Austin send him reeling into the ropes, Austin bounces him off them, but matt comes back at him quickly with a spinning heel kick!

Sid: Austin was up for a while, but now the hardy's are back in control and Matt tags Jeff.

Guy: Jeff goes to the top rope, flying crossbody on Stone Cold, cover 1...2..kickout by the rattlesnake!

Sid: He's never really got in gear in this match.

Guy: Jeff with an elbow drop, and now he goes to the second rope. He signals to the crowd, leg drop from the second rope by Jeff!

Sid: Another cover 1...2.kickout at two and a half!

Guy: Jeff picks Austin up, DDT puts him right back down!

Sid: Where's matt going? He's getting a chair from under the ring! Hey matt, this ain't no DQ!

Guy: If he wants to be disqualified, let him!

Sid: Jeff pulls austin to his feet, he tries to punch him but he's blocked! Here comes austin!! Right fists send Jeff to the ropes, he bounces jeff off them, fez press!! Austin is kicking ass, he reaches over, here comes Goldburg!!

Guy: The big man lays into Jeff knocking him down with punches, Matt's in too, Goldburg goes for a spear, but a chair shot by matt, the ref didn't see it!

Sid: Matt's left the ring, Jeff is crawling over, 1...2...3!!

Guy: The hardys steal one from Goldburg, they're celebrating.

'The Kids aren't alright' by offspring hits and nick comes out.

Nick: Wait a minute! Everyone saw the hardys cheat! I ain't gonna put up with that sort of s--- on my show, so referee ring the bell, this match continues!!

The crowd go wild.

Sid: This match is back on! Jeff turns around, SPEAR!! Goldburg speared him! Here comes the jackhammer, JACKHAMMER!! Austin comes in to stop matt, 1..2...3!! It's all over!

Guy: Austin & Goldburg win!!

Winners: Austin & Goldburg
Sid: Lets go backstage.

The camera shows Stuart Fraser walking down the corridor, he's heading for his locker room. He opens the door and someone smacks him over the head with a baseball bat. He is cut open, and lying on the floor in the corridor. Neep's voice can be heard getting closer and closer.

Neep: Stuart! What the f--- happened here?

Stuart is out cold. Neep looks around but cannot see anyone.

Neep: Looks like it's time to do some investigating.

Neep walks off down the corridor.

Guy: Wow. Someone attacks Stuart Fraser. Wonder who it was. Who knows.

Sid: Anyway we're ready for our next match.

Nightmare vs. Fraser Newlands
Sid: Nightmare is already in the ring when 'Flower of Scotland' hits the PA, Fraser Newlands with neep and chyna walk down to the ring. They all seem a little preoccupied.

Guy: That's not suprising, one of their stable mates was just attacked.

Sid: Fraser rolls into the ring, Nightmare attacks with a DDT. Fraser gets back up, Nightmare hits a Rib Breaker.

Guy: He bounces off the ropes, splash and a cover, kickout!

Sid: Nightmare picks Fraser up, bounces him off the ropes, running facebuster!!

Guy: Haven't seen one of those in years!

Sid: Nightmare to the second rope, leaps, but Fraser gets his knees up. Now he leaps up, punches to nightmare, standing dropkick knocks Nightmare down and the fans cheer.

Guy: Fraser hooks his legs up, cradle sharpshooter!!!

Sid: What the hell!?

Guy: You remember that female wrestler who was in WWF years ago....Bull Nakano? Well she invented that move.

Sid: Whoopee, another useless Guy Mandell fact.

Guy: Shut up.

Sid: Nightmare is in serious pain, after all that is a deadly move!

Guy: He's trying to reach for the ropes, he can almost get to them.

Sid: Fraser is trying to move away from the ropes, but Nightmare grabs hold of them! Fraser has to break the hold, but it's done the damage. Nightmare is holding his back, it's been seriously injured by that no doubt.

Guy: Fraser goes to the top rope, flying knee drop onto Nightmares back! Now he picks nightmare up, bounces him off the rope, back body drop!!

Sid: Fraser has just locked onto Nightmares back, he's like a shark that smells blood!

Guy: For once, a good analogy by Sid!

Sid: errrr...thankyou. I think.

Guy: Look out, Fraser puts on a normal sharpshooter, surely Nightmare is gonna tap out!!

Sid: He's slowly crawling to the ropes, how is he hanging on!!

Guy: I don't know! But he's reached the ropes again, Fraser lets go. He rolls him over, cover 1...2..kickout.

Sid: Surely it's only a matter of time before Fraser finishes him!

Guy: He's gonna try it now, he's going to the top rope.

Sid: Looks like an elbow drop coming up.

Guy: He leaps, nobody home, nightmare moved!

Sid: Now both men are down!

Guy: Neep and chyna are yelling at fraser to get up, oh no!!

Sid: Nightmare just vaulted up, I suppose he did have something left in the tank after all! He picks Fraser up, bounces him off the ropes, diving shoulder! He just gave the high sign!

Guy: Is he gonna go for the finisher!?

Sid: Here it comes, Sweet Dream! 1..2...3! Nightmare wins!

Winner: Nightmare
Guy: Neep and chyna are carrying Fraser back up the ramp, I guess they have more important matters to attend to, like who attacked Stuart Fraser.

The camera cuts to backstage. Austin and Cervantes De Leon are talking to each other. Cervantes sees the camera and leaves. He turns and Stone Cold just stares at him. Cervantes walks off and austin goes the other way.

Sid: What was that about do you wonder?

Guy: Don't know, don't care.

Sid: Hang on, we're going backstage again.

The camera shows neep knocking on a door. There's no answer so neep knocks again. Eventually he gets angry and kicks the door in. There is some muffled speech, then a few yells and some smashes and neep walks out again with blood on his fists and walks off down the corridor.

Guy: Well that's neep asserting himself again.

Sid: Lets get on with the show now.

Angel vs. Bandit
Sid: Now this is gonna be good. The time machine is in the ring, I guess we're just waiting for someone to use it.

Guy: Angel and Bandit are both in the ring, being held apart by a ref.

SMASH!

Sid: Here comes Stone Cold! I guess he's gonna make the machine work! Austin goes to the machine, he flicks a few switches and pulls a few levers. Then he kicks it and it whirrs into life. There is a flash of light and the telephone booth door opens.

Guy: The first opponent is.....Genghis Khan!!

Sid: Angel leaves the ring, I guess bandit is gonna fight first. Genghis charges, Bandit ducks and kicks him, powerbomb!! Bandit paces the ring, Genghis gets back up but Bandit hits a reverse elbow!

Guy: Genghis is holding his head, Bandit goes to the top rope quickly, Genghis gets up, flying crossbody!!

Sid: Stone Cold counts, 1...2...3!! Bandit has beaten Genghis Khan!

Guy: Now angel comes in, Genghis uses his regeneration attack and this match is underway, both men on full power. Angel with punches sends Genghis into the corner, Tornado DDT plants Ghengis' head in the mat!

Sid: Angel with a wishbone legsplitter!

Guy: That's got to hurt, Genghis is rolling about in pain!! Look out, Angel with a leg drop.

Sid: He picks Genghis up, Piledriver! 1..2...3!!

Angel 1 Bandit 1

Guy: Now who's the next opponent gonna be? Genghis Khan has been sent back through the time machine.

Sid: Stone Cold hits the randomiser button, there's another flash of light.

Guy: The second opponent is......Darth Vader!!

Sid: Hey wait, Darth Vader is a fictional character!

Guy: Who cares! Darth, the force is with you!!!

Sid: Shutup!

Guy: Bandit re-enters the ring. Darth kicks bandit hard and DDT's him! He punches him in the head again and again, hey I think Darth Vader needs a new mask with better vocals, you can hear his breathing from here!!

Sid: Darth picks Bandit back up, but Bandit with a low blow!! Look out, here comes the Bandit drop!!

Guy: WHAT THE f---? MARK HAMMILL!

Sid: Mark Hammill is coming to the ring, I guess to help his father!!

Guy: This is ridiculous!

Sid: Mark taps Bandit on the shoulder, he turns, Mark hits a haymaker!

Guy: Bandit stumbles right into Darth, who locks in the Vader neck pinch!!

Sid: Bandit is choking, he tapped out!!

Guy: Darth releases him, Bandit has lost to Darth Vader!

Sid: Angel tries to jump him from behind, but Mark warns Vader! He turns, neck pinch on Angel!!

Guy: Angel is in tremendous pain, he tapped out, too!!

Angel 1 Bandit 1

Sid: This is disastrous, Darth is running amok, he's going up the ramp, he should've gone back through the time machine! Stone Cold is chasing him back up the ramp, this is ridiculous!!

Decision: No Contest
Guy: Great, another match scrapped!

Sid: Let's go backstage, where we're told neep is still trying to find who attacked Stuart Fraser!

The camera shows neep talking on the phone, you can't tell who he's talking to but you know he's upset from the look on Chyna's face.

The camera then shows Goldburg talking to Steve Eggs Hard. They see the
camera and go in different directions. The camera goes back to the ring.

Guy: Earlier it was Cervantes and Stone Cold, now those two? What's going on?

DX vs. N.W.O. vs. Suprise stable
Sid: DX's music hits, Balls Mahoney, a man in a DX shirt with long hair and Omega Fro come down to the ring.

Guy: Then flower of scotland plays, neep, fraser newlands and Trish are coming down to the ring, where's the third wrestler?

Sid: Who knows. Neep has grabbed a mic.

Neep: Now I'm sure everyone is wondering who our third partner is? Well perhaps it's a good thing Stuart was attacked, cause it gives us a chance to test our newest stable mate.....Leapin Lenny!

Guy: Leapin Lenny, oh my god!!

Sid: Here comes Lenny down to the ring, he's wearing a NWO T-Shirt!

Guy: He enters the ring and waits for the last stable.

'The kids aren't alright' by offspring plays and nick comes out and stands at the top of the ramp.

Nick: It's a good thing I can think quickly. And a good thing only two teams wanted in the stable match. Why, I hear you ask. Well it's very simple. I may have retired as a wrestling manager, but I have more power now, so at the last minute I threw together a stable. Here it is!

SMASH! Austin's music plays and the fans go wild. Austin and Goldburg walk out and stand by Nick. Nick hands Goldburg the mic.

Goldburg: Of course, we are only two men and there are three from the other teams in the ring, so let me introduce you to our partner.

"BIGGER IS BETTER!" is yelled across the arena and the words come up on the
titantron. Then 'Let's Legislate' hits the PA and the fans go wild. Steve Eggs Hard walks out and pumps up the crowd. He is given the mic.

Steve: Everyone remembers the souledge, to date the only undefeated tag team in the RMWF, apart from you two gentlemen of course. Nick has made his own stable, a stable which will guarantee this fed is the best fed around. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, GOLDBURG, CERVANTES DE LEON AND STEVE EGGS HARD! And together we are......THE SPECIAL FORCES!!"

Sid: Special forces it is then. Austin, Goldburg and Steve charge down to
the ring and leap on the opponents.

Sid: Steve Eggs is gonna face Balls and Lenny here at the start of the
match, the other wrestlers have been made to go backstage by the ref and
nick.

Guy: Lenny goes straight for balls mahoney, Steve joins in, they both beat on Balls.

Sid: Leapin Lenny holds Mahoney down, steve comes off the ropes, splash on Balls Mahoney!! Steve covers him, 1...2...3! Balls is eliminated! Balls Mahoney is eliminated, DX have 2 left

Guy: That was quick.

'DX's music hits and the DX groupie runs down to the ring. He gives the
'suck it' motion and rolls into the ring.

Sid: What the hell? Is this guy trying to get killed? Is he mad trying to
annoy steve eggs?

Guy: Dunno. He hits a spinning wheel kick which knocks Leapin Lenny down. Steve
gets the groupie and Piledrivers him. Now he's walking round the ring pumping up the crowd!!

Sid: He bounces off the ropes, leg drop on the DX groupie! Well both his opponents are down, he leaves the ring, look out he's got a ladder! He slings it into the ring, this is gonna be dangerous!!

Guy: He rolls back into the ring and sets up the ladder in the middle of it. The fans cheer, they know what he's gonna try and do

Sid: Nightmare attacks from behind, a kick to Steve's ample belly, he should
know that ain't gonna work against this lardy bastard! He punches steve, DDT!

Guy: Now Lenny is climbing the ladder, he raises his arms to the crowd. Frogsplash off the ladder onto the DX groupie!! 1..2...3!! DX groupie is eliminated!!

DX groupie is eliminated, DX have 1 left

Sid: He rolls out of the ring.

'Powderburn' hits the PA and the Omega Fro wearing a DX T-shirt comes down to the ring, he's carrying a barbed wire baseball bat.

Guy: Omega rolls into the ring, he swings the bat, whack, Lenny is clobbered round the head! Omega Fro throws the bat to one side, he's gonna cover Lenny!

Sid: But steve is back up, belly to belly suplex on Omega! The whole ring shook, oh my god the ladder fell on the back of steve's head!

Guy: And everyone is down, this is great entertainment!

Sid: What the? Here comes Cervantes De Leon down to ring! He enters the ring, moves the ladder from steve! He put Steve's arm over Leapin Lenny!!

Guy: The ref is there for the count!! 1...2...3!!

Leapin Lenny Poppo is eliminated, NWO have two left.

Sid: Here comes Fraser Newlands to 'Flower of Scotland'. He leaps into the ring with a chair, smack, cervantes never saw that coming!

Guy: Fraser throws him out of the ring, he lands heavily. That's put Cervantes out of action for a while.

Sid: Fraser covers Steve Eggs, 1...2..kickout by Steve!

Guy: Fraser slides out of the ring, he pulls a table out from under the ring. He slides it into the ring and sets it up by the turnbuckle.

Sid: Omega Fro gets back up, running DDT on Fraser Newlands, he planted Fraser in the mat! Omega has picked his barbed wire bat up, he's waiting for steve to get up! He's gonna clobber Steve, knock him out for good!!

Guy: Steve somehow gets back up, he turns, WHACK! Omega Fro clobbers him with the bat. Here's a cover, 1...2...3!!

Steve Eggs is eliminated, special forces have 2 left

SMASH! Austin's music hits and he he drives down to ring in his pickup. He gets out, and gets a six pack from the back.

Sid: What's austin doing? He opens one of the beers and throws the six-pack into the ring.
BOOM!

Guy: The six-pack exploded, stone cold brought exploding beers to the ring! That's ridiculous.

Sid: Smart though! They exploded right at Omega's feet, austin rolls in, he gets Fraser and throws him out over the top rope! Now he goes after him, and hammers him with big punches. Stone Cold grabs his head and whacks it against the guard rail again and again! Fraser is cut right open! Stone Cold reaches under the ring and gets a dustbin, smacks it over Fraser's head!!

Guy: Stone Cold obviously wants to get some of whoever he can, and he's doing that!
Sid: He gets back in the ring and gets hold of Omega Fro! He lies him on the table, this is gonna hurt I can tell!!

Guy: Stone Cold is sitting on the turnbuckle, he's measuring Omega Fro up!

Sid: He jumps, Diving Elbow knocks Omega Fro through the table! The cover by Stone Cold, 1...2...3!!

Omega Fro is eliminated, DX are eliminated.

Guy: Stone Cold goes back to his pickup truck! He gets another beer from the truck. This one he opens and drinks.

Sid: Let's hope that one doesn't explode too.

Guy: Why?

Sid: We'd have a lot of explaining to do to the WWF, we would've killed their main star.

Guy: Hey, Stone Cold works for us, and only us.

Sid: Anyway....

Guy: This match has come down to the special forces with two men left against the NWO with two men left! Should be a good finish!

Sid: Yeah. Fraser has somehow got hold of that barbed wire bat, he's cut pretty bad but he gets back into the ring. Stone Cold charges, Fraser gets the bat up, he clocked Stone Cold withit without even knowing what was going on!

Guy: Stone Cold goes down to the ground! Can Fraser really pin Stone Cold?

Sid: I think so! He stands over Austin, smack! He hit him again! Cover by Fraser Newlands, 1...2...3!!

Stone Cold is eliminated, Special Forces have 1 left

BOOM! Goldburg's music hits and he appears at the top of the ramp. The fans go wild as sparks fly. He swings his arms and more pyro explodes. He charges to the ring.
Sid: Here comes Goldburg, the special forces last hope! Fraser swings the bat, Goldburg comes off the ropes, SPEAR!!

Guy: He's gonna finish Fraser in no time!!

Sid: He signals the crowd, here it comes, JACKHAMMER! 1...2....3!!

Fraser Newlands is eliminated, NWO have one left
Sid: What the hell? We've been told that the swordfight has started backstage!!

The camera shows Areala swinging at pitbull with her broadsword in the parking lot. Pitbull has a katana of vanquish forged by Thor.

Guy: We'll check back on them in a while.

Sid: Here comes neep, so this stable match is gonna be finished with a straight fight between Bill Goldburg and Neep!

Guy: Sounds good to me. Neep and Goldburg trade blows, Neep with a knee knocks his opponent back a few steps, clothesline knocks Goldburg down!

Sid: Neep stomps him into the mat, now he's locked a Figure Four leg lock on. Goldburg is in severe pain!! Neep is trying to make the hold tighter and tighter, but he can't do it!
Guy: Goldburg is looking for a way out of the hold. He tries roll neep over, reverse the hold but he can't!!

Sid: Goldburg feels around with his right arm, he's got the chair!!

SMACK!

Neep takes the chair over his head!!

Guy: He

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