Wednsday Night Havok 11-15-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_15_00_Wednsday_Night

"Welcome once again to Wednsday Night Havok folks .. I am Guy Mandell along with Sid 'The King' Nasty here at the lovely Ft. Lauderdale Civic Arena .. We have a good show tonight "

SiD " No we don't .. We have newbies .. Retards .. Whores .. Losers .. Naked freaks and Drunk Scots "

Guy " As I said .. A good show "

SiD " You actually beleive that too don't you???? That's almost cute "

Guy " Fuck off "

Jamal -vs- WildKat
( 'Mama Said Knock You Out' by LLCoolJ hits the PA as Jamal shimmies his way out and down to the ring. He climbs in the ring and start's dancing as the Titan-tron flashes WildKat's image. Explosions erupt along the catwalk as she apears and struts her stuff as she goes to the ring, blowing the crowd kisses. )

SiD " I thought I had seen it all in this fed .. But a fucking jello match .. The Prez truelly doe not give a fuck what goes on here "

Guy " I think it's a good idea "

SiD " You would .. fucking moron "

Guy " I'll hit you "

SiD " Yeah .. Ok "

Guy " There's the bell .. Jamal runs to WildKat but slips in the jello and slides to her feet .. Kat with a leg-drop to Jamal!!!! Jamal reaches over and bitch slaps her!!!! He gets to his feet and scoop-slams her!!!!! "

SiD " Hey!!!! He splashed jello on me!!!! "

Guy " This is messier than a Gallagher show folks!!!! I wish I'd brought my raincoat!!! "

SiD " You are such a fag "

Guy " Okay Mr. Jersey Turnpike Rest Area "

SiD " Dude shut up "

Guy " WildKat leg locks Jamal .. He just torn her top off!!!!! "

SiD " Oh mama!!!!! "

Guy " Wait .. What the hell???? Jamal is sucking on WildKat's tits!!!!! She isn't even trying to stop him!!!!! "

SiD " Now she's grinding on him!!!!! "

Guy " Jamal slips his hand around her hips as she starts slowly licking at his neck .. She slides her tongue down his chest briefly stopping at his nipple .. She gives it a little nibble then continues her way down his stomach "

SiD " Oh shit "

Guy " She begins unbuckling Jamal's belt .. Then slowly pulls down his pants .. He slides his hand across her shoulders as she takes his rock hard cock in her hand .. She gently flicks at his balls with her tongue while lightly stroking his throbbing cock "

SiD " Yeah bitch .. lick them balls "

Guy " WildKat licks her way up to the tip of Jamal's dick and slowly takes it in her mouth .. Jamal reaches down and cups her left breast as she goes deeper and deeper til it's comepletely down her throat "

SiD " Oh Yeah .. Suck it .. Suck it bitch .. Yeah thats it "

Guy " WildKat stops deep throating Jamal and starts gradually pumping at his dick with her left hand as she uses her right to remove her bikini bottom .. She mounts Jamal then starts rubbing his pulsating cock against her dripping wet pussy lips .. She moans in extasy as she slowly slips it inside herself .. Jamal puts his arm around her and pulls her closer to him and begins sucking on her nipples once more "

SiD " Mmmmmmm ... Uggghhh "

Guy " Wait a minute .. The Preacher Man comes running out to the ring!!!!! "

SiD " What?????? NOOOOO!!!! "

Guy " He slides in the ring and snatches WildKat off Jamal by her hair!!!!! He backhands her sending her plopping down in the jello!!!!! He stomps Jamal's dick then gives him an elbow drop to the face!!!!! "

SiD " Man .. And I was so close!!!!!! "

Guy " Huh????? "

SiD " Shut up "

Guy " Jamal trys to get to his feet but slips in the jello and busts his ass!!!!! Preacher Man Grabs Kat's clothes and throws them in her face as she quickly picks them up and starts putting them on "

SiD " That bitch is a slut and a half "

Guy " Kat now dressed .. Preacher Man punches her in the back off the head as she climbs out of the ring!!!!! Jamal having finally gotten up drop kicks PM .. The Preacher pulls bach and throws a right hook at Jamal and knocks him out!!!!!! He stomps him a few times then leaves the ring!!!!! "

Winner: No Contest
SiD " Why the fuck couldn't The Preacher Man have come out a few minutes later????? I mean damn "

DX -vs- The Bravehearts
( 'Flowers of Scotland' come on the PA as Neep and Fraser Newlands walk into the arena. DX come running out and DDT them from behind. )

SiD " Damn .. DX didn't even give the BraveHearts a chance to get to the ring "

[ Omega Fro executes a pumphandle suplex on Neep. Neep executes a pumphandle suplex on Omega Fro. (ring, ring, ring) Omega Fro executes the guillotine choke on Neep. Now Omega Fro standing. Omega Fro tags Balls Mahoney. Neep clotheslines Balls Mahoney. Balls Mahoney takes Neep down with a knee. Neep hits a jumping elbow thrust on Balls Mahoney. ]

Guy - Neep with a jumping elbow thrust.

[Balls Mahoney tags in Omega Fro. Fraser Newlands rolls onto Omega Fro connecting with a knee. Fraser Newlands tags Neep. Neep mule kicks Omega Fro. Omega Fro gets hit with a running powerslam by Fraser Newlands Omega Fro hits Fraser Newlands with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Omega Fro measures Fraser Newlands up and drops a closed fist. Omega Fro stands up. Fraser Newlands tags in Neep. They lockup. Neep sends Omega Fro to the corner of the apron. Neep punches Omega Fro repeatedly. ]

Guy - Come on ref! Do something!! Omega Fro is being double teamed!

Guy - Nice stomachbreaker by Balls Mahoney.

[Neep tags in Fraser Newlands. Balls Mahoney grabs Fraser Newlands and applies an arm wrench. Now Fraser Newlands standing. Fraser Newlands rakes the face of Balls Mahoney in attempt to make a come back. Fraser Newlands tags Neep. Neep moves back to his feet. Balls Mahoney gets sidewalk slammed by Neep. They lockup. Neep sends Balls Mahoney to the corner of the apron. Neep chants start. Neep and Balls Mahoney move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Neep and Balls Mahoney move from the ring to the turnbuckle Neep executes a headlock takedown. Neep hits a dragon suplex on Balls Mahoney. Neep is back on his feet. Neep executes the Supper DDT on Balls Mahoney! Balls Mahoney gets hit with the shooting star press from Neep. Gary Coleman counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Guy - The winners of this match, The BraveHearts!!!

Winner: The BraveHearts
Guy " I love Zeus "

SiD " Yeah yeah yeah yeah "

Guy " Well next we have a cage match .. This should be interesting "

SiD " ......... "

Assasin -vs- ??????
( The Assasins music hits the PA a he walks down the catwalk to the cage. He enters it as the ring midget appears, leading a bengal tiger to the ring by a leash.)

SiD " What the f---??? "

Guy " Assasin looks pretty damned scared as the tiger enters the cage and the midget locks the cage door "

SiD " Duh .. Gee I wonder why asshole "

Guy " f--- you .. The tiger roars then charges at Assasin who darts for the cage wall!!!! He starts climbing it but the tiger swipes it's paw at him and tears open his leg!!!!! Assasin falls to the mat!!!!! "

SiD " This is just f---ed up "

Guy " Assasin starts crawling away .. The tiger pounces on him and grabs the back of his his neck in it's teeth!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! There goes his head!!!! "

Winner: The Tiger
SiD " Why can't they just fire people .. Spider-Man is a sick bitch for always setting people up for excecutions "

Nightmare -vs- Tank
( 'Getcha Groove On' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA and the crowd goes wild as Nightmare walks out escorted by the ever lovely Megan. The music fades as Tank comes out next. )

SiD " Hey .. Do I hear crickets????? "

Guy " I'm not sure "

SiD " Nightmare ain't f---in around .. soon as the bell rings he charges at Tank and scoop-slams him!!!! "

Guy " Tank recovers quickly and nails Nightmare with a clothesline!!!! An elbow drop by Tank but NM rolls clear before a connection .. Nightmare grabs Tank's leg and drags him to the corner .. He gives him a kneebreaker and picks him up .. He atomic-drops Tank on the turnbuckle!!!!! before he can get back up Nightmare starts stomping on his head!!!! He snatches Tank to his feet by the hair .. A spinning neckbreaker!!!!! "

SiD " Tank's getting his ass kicked "

Guy " NM slides out and drags Tank out with him .. He pulls a stel chair out from under the ring and starts bashing Tank senseless with it!!!!!! Tank's barely moving!!!! Nightmare could easily pin him out now but it seems he'd rather just beat on him "

SiD sighs

Guy " Nightmare grabs Tank by the throat and is now just punching him in the face over and over again!!!! Tank's face is just a bloody pulp and I think I see him spitting out teeth!!!!! "

SiD " Tank's waving at us and the ref .. Hello Tank!!!! "

Guy " I think he's waving that he gives up "

SiD " Oh .. I knew that "

Winner by KO: Nightmare Steve Austin & Goldberg -vs- Da Brozz
( 'I Touch Myself' by The Divinyls hits the PA as Test and the naked Goldust come out.)

Guy " Goldust gets up on the turbuckle .. He's squeezing his nipples and now he's jerking-off!!!! "

SiD " That guy is f---ing foul "

Guy " Ewwwww!!!!! He came all over the ropes!!!! "

SiD " I REALLY didn't want to see that .. I want to quit this fed .. I'm sick of seeing s--- like that "

Guy " So quit "

SiD " f--- you .. I'll quit when I'm good and ready "

Guy " Idiot .. There's the bell!!!! "

( since Da Brozz didn't RP I'm not going to bother writing the rest of this match. )

Winner: Austin & Goldberg
Guy " Well there you have it folks another fine episode of Wednsday Night Havok .. Be sure to catch The Oaktaown Classic PPV come Friday .. That being all I wish you all a goodnight!!! "

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