Sunday Night War 11-12-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_12_00_Sunday_Night

War's music hits and the credits roll. Fireworks explode all over the place and the fans go wild. The camera cuts to the announcers table.

Sid: Sunday Night War has been sold out for weeks, and tonight we see have five great matches! Hello everybody I'm Sid 'The King' Nasty along with Guy Mandell, welcoming you to Sunday War!

Guy: And the big question is this; who will win the kitchen brawl tonight? Five superstars involved, it's fair to say that it's gonna be a hellacious brawl!!

Stone Cold vs. X-Terminator
X-Terminator is waiting in the ring.

SMASH! Stone Cold's music hits and he strides out and down to the ring! He goes to the turnbuckles and raises his arms. He glares at X-Terminator and then attacks.

Sid: X-Terminator looks a little ring rusty, he's not been in the ring for weeks!!

Guy: And Stone Cold is quite a fighter, I think it's safe to say that this may not be a good night for X-Terminator!

Sid: Well he's certainly taking a beating, Austin is just pumelling him back into the corner, now he's stomping a mudhole in him!

Guy: Hey sid, what goes green, red, green, red!?

Sid: Dunno. What?

Guy: A frog in a liquidiser! HAHAHAHA!!

Sid: I'm saying nothing.....

Guy: HAHAHAHAHA!

Sid: Fans, while we wait for Guy to stop being a TWAT, I'm gonna remain professional and call the match!

Guy: HAHAHAHAHA!

Sid: Austin whips X-Terminator into the turnbuckle, corner clothesline! Now Austin gives him the finger, STUNNER!! 1...2...3! It's over in a minute!

Winner: Stone Cold
Guy: I'm okay now. That was stupid, I blinked and missed that match!

Sid: Well Austin has asserted himself in this match, it took about thirty seconds. Austin has won, and now he's chasing X-Terminator up the ramp!

The camera cuts to nick's office.

Nick: Dammit! I told Austin to finish X-Terminator for good! He better clean up!

Just then Goldburg walks in.

Goldburg: Hey boss, what's up?

Nick: Austin couldn't finish X-Terminator properly! I'm running out of ideas!

Goldburg: How about if I go after him?

Nick: Perhaps, but you must get it done! Otherwise, you know what I would have to do!

Goldburg gulps.

Goldburg: I'm sure it won't come to that! I'll get right on it!"The camera goes back to the ring.

Sid: I wonder what Goldburg was so afraid of? I can't imagine him being afraid of anything!

Guy: I guess it must be pretty extreme! I hope that Goldburg gets the job done!!

Sid: I'm being told we have a backstage camera that's following Austin, let's go back there!

The camera goes backstage, where X-Terminator can be seen getting in a car. He shoots off out of the parking lot with the tyres squealing. Austin snarls and gets into his pickup truck. He spins round, and shoots off after him. The camera goes back to sid and guy.

Guy: I guess they're off somewhere! I want Austin to get that idiot, finish him off for good!!

The Omega Fro vs. The Tank
Sid: Both men are already in the ring, the bell sounds, we're underway!!

Guy: DDT by Omega Fro, Tank back up, Omega Fro lands a spinebuster!

Sid: Cover 1..and a kickout, the match has only begun, you ain't gonna get a pin at the very beginning!! Tank with a kick, he tries to fight back with hard punches, Omega bounces off the ropes, Tank catches him with a clothesline which shakes the ring!!

Guy: The Tank is a big man, now he's got a front headlock on, he tried wearing Stone Cold down like this last week!

Sid: But it didn't work did it?

Guy: That's true, but to be fair not much does work against Austin.

Sid: Tank leans his full weight on Omega Fro, his eyes are glazing over! This could be over quickly, like the last match.

Guy: I think tank thinks Omega Fro is out, he's released the hold now! He's flexing his muscles, the crowd boo, but I don't think he cares!

Sid: He bounces off the ropes, splash by Tank! 1...2 kickout after two!

Guy: Tank picks Omega up, bounces him off the ropes, Side Walk Slam! Now Tank is on the second rope, legdrop from the second rope, Omega Fro is clutching his throat! He's in serious trouble!

Sid: Hey guy, the akstrakt don't look so tough now do they!?

Guy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sid: Hey lookout, Vulcan Raven is coming to the ring. He's walking down the ramp with a chair!!

Guy: Well Ravage said he had to show his allegience, I suppose he's trying to help them out.

Sid: Well he's doing nothing right now, he's stood outside the ring glaring at The Tank, The Tank is looking at him. Tank bounces against the ropes, but Vulcan Raven grabs his foot, Tank goes down!

Guy: I guess he is gonna get involved after all. Tank swings at Vulcan, the ref breaks it up. Tank turns and is met by a low blow from the omega fro, Piledriver plants Tank on the mat.

Sid: Omega Fro goes quickly to the top rope, moonsault, 1..2.kickout, a bit of a fast count there.

Guy: Who cares!

Sid: What's Vulcan doing? He goes round to the other side of the ring, slides a chair in! Now he comes round back to this side, he's distracting the ref! Omega Fro has the chair!

Guy: Now tank is back on his feet! Omega throws Tank the chair, he tries to kick it into his face but Tank ducks, Tank nails Omega Fro with the chair!

Sid: Now Omega Fro is down, Tank throws the chair to one side, Vulcan is still holding up the ref!

Guy: Tank comes over, swings, but hits the referee instead! Vulcan grabs Tank's head and jumps off the apron, snapmaring him on the ropes! Tank falls to the canvas!

Sid: Now Vulcan can do whatever he wants! He quickly goes into the ring, this isn't right at all!

Guy: Vulcan picks Tank up easily in one hand! Chokeslam! It shook the whole ring!

SMASH!

Sid: That's Stone Cold's music! Stone Cold is coming to ring! And all this while the referee is down!

Guy: Stone Cold rolls into the ring, Vulcan swings, Austin ducks! Now it's
Austin with right punches, Vulcan back against the ropes! Austin whips him against the ropes!

Sid: Vulcan tries a clothesline, Austin dodges! Lookout, STUNNER!

Guy: I guess Austin wasn't too happy about the interferance! Now Stone Cold is leaving.

Sid: But Vulcan did the damage, Tank is flattened! Now Omega Fro is getting up, he's back on his feet, shakily albeit.

Guy: He falls on Tank, the ref is just coming round!

Sid: 1..2..KICKOUT! How did he kickout from that!

Guy: Omega Fro gets back up, now Tank is staggering about the ring too!

Sid: Omega Fro is lining himself up, Spear! A cover by Omega Fro!

Guy: 1...2...3! Abstrakt have stolen a victory from Tank, with the help of Vulcan Raven!

Winner: The Omega Fro
Sid: A match filled with interferance and destruction. I like it!!

Guy: Perhaps just for once we could have a normal match like all the other feds?

Sid: That would be boring, and we'd descend to the depths of mediocrity shown by certain other feds, like the IECWF and the WIW.

Guy: Fair point.

Sid: Let's go backstage again, where we're told that Goldburg is looking for X-Terminator who returned to the arena closely followed by Austin.

Guy: And now we go back to nick's office.

The camera goes to nick's office where nick is at behind his desk with Austin before him.

Nick: Austin, why did you stop chasing X-Terminator?

Austin: You saw what Vulcan Raven was doin', I ain't gonna stand for that!

Nick: Okay, well Goldburg is on the case now, I want you to be referee in the next match with Angel and Wildkat, I want no outside help!

Austin: Understood. You know what you will have to do if Goldburg fails, right?

Nick: Goldburg should not fail, but yes I will deal with the problem if he can't.

Austin: Okay I'm gonna go to the ring. Later.

Nick: Seeya.

Nick goes back to watching the show on the TV, the camera goes back to the ring.

Sid: It appears nick is getting desperate. I wonder what he meant by: "I'll take care of the problem?"

Guy: Guess he'll tell us if he wants too.

Sid: Yeah.

M.O.P. vs. Fraser Newlands
Sid: This match is underway, Fraser charges, Master catches him in a powerslam, he picks fraser back up and hits a Manhatton Drop. Now he's stomping Fraser, it seems the weedy scottish boy is in trouble early on.

Guy: Neep must've tired him out.

Sid: Ugh!

Guy: Anyway Fraser is bounced off the ropes, Master with a reverse elbow, he catches his breath, and goes to the second rope. Leg drop from the second rope, cover 1..2. kickout by Fraser!

Sid: Master of Pain bounces off the rope, jumping elbow drop!! Now he stands Fraser up and puts an abdominal stretch on! Fraser is straining, but that's a painful hold!

Guy: Fraser seems to be in pain, it's a submission hold, the ref is asking if he wants to give up!

Sid: He's shaking his head, look out he tries to reverse the hold with a hip toss, it doesn't work!

Guy: He tries again, this time it works, Master goes down, Fraser leans on the ropes to regain his breath. He kicks Master on the ground, now he's going upstairs!!

Sid: Fraser is on the top rope, look out! Crossbody from the top 1..2.kickout by Master, that was close!

Guy: Fraser bounces Master off the ropes, leapfrog by Fraser, reverse Monkey Flip, M.O.P. is down again, Fraser is pumping up the crowd, they're loving this!

Sid: But look out, Master is back up, he taps Fraser on the shoulder! Fraser turns, and catches a tremendous right hand! Fraser goes backwards, more punches rain in, Fraser is bounced off the ropes, Master charges forward, running DDT! He nearly knocked him right out of his boots with that one!!

Guy: A cover, this must be it! 1...2...almost! That was so close! Master is complaining to the ref who obviously isn't gonna change his mind!

Sid: They always do that! Don't be bothered by it!

Guy: I'm not! It's just stupid!

Sid: That's true!

Guy: Now Fraser is crawling over to M.O.P., low blow from behind!!

Sid: He never saw that one coming!

Guy: Fraser powerbombs Master, now he's up to the top rope, quick as a cat!

Sid: What's he gonna do!?

Guy: I dunno but Master is back up again!

Sid: Fraser tries another flying crossbody, but Master reverses it into a small package!!

Guy: 1...2...3! It's over!

Sid: Master beats Fraser Newlands, why doesn't fraser just retire?

Guy: Cause then.......well......I dunno.

Winner: M.O.P.
Sid: Let's go backstage!

The camera cuts and shows that Goldburg has finally caught up with X-Terminator! He's pinned against a wall, Goldburg punches him in the chest, he goes down.

Goldburg: Hey, X-Terminator, I gotta suprise for you!Goldburg opens a thick leather bag, and empties it. To X-Terminator's horror, a rattlesnake drops out! It hisses, and bunches it's coils!

Goldburg: It's a present from Austin! I hope you like it!

The snake springs, and bites X-Terminator on his cheek, he screams like a girl. It's venom makes his face go purple. Slowly the venom spreads around his body till he is totally purple. Then all of a sudden he explodes, spraying the area with gore and viscera. Bones fly everywhere, one cracking a cameraman on the head and knocking him out. Goldburg has already left to report the news to nick.

The camera goes back to the ring.

Sid: Wow, X-Terminator is dead!

Guy: Good, I always hated him.

Sid: Now we're ready for the next match, so lets get on with it!

Guy: Yeah!

Angel vs. Wildkat
Sid: Both people are in the ring, Angel takes Wildkat down and punches her in the face!

Guy: Wildkat can't match angel, he stomps her, picks her back up, he just planted her with a Double Arm DDT! It's a massacre!

Sid: He can just take his time with this one, he's in total control!

Guy: Hey, you know what I've just been told through my ear piece?

Sid: That Omega Fro has attacked Vulcan Raven again, even though he was helped by Vulcan earlier!

Guy: It's not a good day for the abstrakt, hell it's not been a good week!

Sid: I don't think Vulcan will have been seriously injured, he is pretty tough.

Guy: Yeah.

Sid: Angel bounces Wildkat off the ropes, sidewalk slam, no she reversed it! Angel goes down, and Wildkat is kicking him!

Guy: Ha ha, I'll laugh so much if Wildkat wins here!

Sid: Angel grabs her foot and pulls her down, now he gets back up and puts a figure four leg lock on Wildkat!

Guy: She's trying to hold on, hey here comes Preacher Man with a chair!

Sid: The ref hasn't seen him, now who is it? What the?!?!? It's stone cold!!

Guy: Stone cold attacks Preacher man from behind, kicks and punches, STUNNER! He stunned him on the outside!

Sid: And Wildkat has tapped out! This match is over, Angel has won!

Winner by submission: Angel
Guy: Angel finally lets go of the hold, now he's leaving with a smile on his face, stone cold has already left!

Sid: What a wierd ending! Stone Cold who normally doesn't help anyone, for some reason has helped angel!

Guy: We'll have to find out why some other time, cause we're ready for the kitchen brawl!!

Sid: Lets go to the backstage camera, which is gonna watch the match for us!

The camera goes backstage. The kitchen is a bit smoky, The Reaper, Rebel, Omega Fro and Bob the chef with his meat cleaver are stood at opposite corners of the kitchen, waiting for the rules.

Ref: The rules are simple, the first person to escape from the kitchen wins the match, anything goes.

Sid: We're underway here in the kitchen brawl. Rebel and Reaper go at it, Omega Fro goes for bob, but has to dodge as Bob swings the meat cleaver at him.

Guy: This should be great! Omega Fro has a knife, he and bob fight back and forth, thrusting and parrying all around the kitchen! Bob is experienced with the cleaver, he knocks the blade from Omega Fro's hand, and bullies forward into him knocking him down to the ground! He brings the blade down and Omega Fro dodges, but Bob still gets him on the arm, cutting him lightly.

Sid: That's gonna hurt! Rebel kicks Reaper, and whacks him with a frying pan! DONG! Hey rebel, this isn't a cartoon!!

Guy: Reaper goes down, hey, rebel has turned on the oven! He opens the door, puts Reaper's head in! He yelling, it must be boiling hot in there!

Sid: But he hits a low blow on rebel, and stands back up! Now he reaches for a soup server! He cracks Rebel over the head with the soup server! HAHAHA! This is great! I wonder how nick thought of this!

Guy: Dunno, but I like him for it!

Sid: Bob and Omega Fro are still fighting, they exchange punches, bob has dropped his cleaver into a sink full of water, he's searching for it!

Guy: But look out, Omega Fro grabs him and puts his head underwater, Bob is drowning!!

Sid: Bob just went limp, I guess Omega has killed him or something!

Guy: Either way, Omega Fro is gonna leave, he's headed for the swinging twin doors!

Sid: He opens them, hey look out it's Vulcan Raven!!

Guy: He's got Omega Fro by the neck, he hurls him against a metal cabinet!

Sid: Vulcan is cleaning house with Omega, he goes for a big right haymaker, Omega ducks, jeez Vulcan nearly went right through the cabinet door that time!

Guy: Omega picks the cleaver up, he swings it at Vulcan who catches his fist! He squeezes Omega Fro's wrist till he drops the blade!

Sid: A kick to Omega Fro, and Vulcan picks up a dustbin! Smash! Omega Fro takes the dustbin over the head.

Guy: Reaper has temporarily stopped Rebel, he climbs onto the worktop, look out Vulcan! Reaper leaps onto him with a crossbody! Owch! Vulcan cracks his head on the corner of the worktop, his head is bleeding, I guess he's been knocked out too!

Sid: Is everyone keeling over here? Omega fro brawls with Reaper now, Omega kicks him, he staggers back just as Rebel attacks from behind with a chair, knocking Omega to the ground!

Guy: What's Rebel doing now? He's lighting one of the stove's rings! Surely he isn't gonna set Omega on fire!?

Sid: He's got Omega Fro by the head, he's pulling him closer! Now Rebel is talking trash to him!

Guy: AAAAAA! Omega Fro's hair is thrust into the flame, his head is on fire!!

Sid: Rebel is punching him, he picks up a fire extinguisher!!

Guy: This is bad....Rebel shoots Omega Fro in the face from point blank range with the extinguisher! Omega Fro might be blinded, he falls to the ground, Rebel is standing over him!

Sid: Omega Fro has been eliminated from this match!

Guy: I hear an ambulance! Doctors are rushing into the kitchen, Omega Fro is put on the stretcher as Rebel and Reaper go at it again, puching and kicking!

Sid: We're gonna follow Omega Fro for now. He's loaded into the back of the ambulance!

The ambulance starts driving off.

Guy: Hey, there's Samuel Hart, Spitfire, Rodent, Inferno and Pestilence!

Sid: Look out!

The ambulance crashes into them all, killing them all instantly!

Guy: My god! Samuel Hart, Spitfire, Rodent, Inferno and Pestilence have all
been killed! What a tragedy!

Sid: Not really, we hadn't heard from them in ages, so it's okay!

Guy: Oh yeah! I guess it was a good thing, now the RMWF is free from some of it's worst fighters!

The camera goes back to the kitchen.

Sid: Rebel is beating Reaper down, he throws him into a freezer, and slams the door! Reaper on ice, anyone?

Guy: Rebel is gonna win! Hey look out, Vulcan Raven is back up, and that's bad news for Rebel! Vulcan smacks Rebel with a trash can, he puts it over Rebel's head!!

Sid: Hey, Vulcan is gonna do the Shamen Bomb, here in the kitchen, with Rebel in a dustbin!

Guy: Here it comes, SHAMEN BOMB! Rebel has been knocked out!!

Sid: Vulcan is turning, he's walking to the door, he's out!!!

Guy: Vulcan Raven has won this match!!

Winner: Vulcan Raven
Sid: Well that's it for this weeks edition of War! For Guy Mandell I'm Sid 'The King' Nasty, saying goodfight, goodnight!!

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