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Angel -vs- Tank
Guy - This match is a Table Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 230 pounds,, Angel!!!

[Angel comes to the ring. ]

Guy - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Tank!!!

[Tank walks to the ring. Gary Coleman is the referee for this contest. Angel tests out the ropes. Gary Coleman checks Tank's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Angel connects with a flying knee. Tank goes down. Tank is back on his feet. Tank bounces Angel off the ropes and clotheslines him. Angel kicks Tank in the stomach. Angel punches Tank in the head. with a Russian leg sweep ]

SiD - Tank takes a Russian legsweep.

[Now Tank standing. Tank hits Angel with the spinebuster slam. Tank climbs to his feet. Angel uppercuts Tank. Tank kicks Angel in the back of the leg. Angel gets back to his feet. Angel bounces Tank off the ropes and clotheslines him. Angel stomps Tank's head. Angel hits Tank with an elbowdrop. Angel stands up. Angel with neckbreaker to Tank. ]

Guy - neck breaker!

[Angel uppercuts Tank. Tank hits Angel with the double arm DDT into the mat. Now Tank standing. Tank follows Angel to the floor. ]

SiD - What an outstanding match!

[Tank kicks Angel on the concrete. Tank stomps Angel. Tank stomps Angel's head. ]

Guy - Tank with a stomp.

[Angel stands up. Angel kicks Tank in the stomach. Tank stands up. Tank punches Angel in the head. Angel dropkicks Tank. Angel gets back to his feet. Angel takes Tank into the ring. Angel hits Tank with an elbowdrop. Angel is back on his feet. Angel stomps Tank. Angel stomps Tank. Tank is up again. Tank punches Angel in the head. Angel uses a closed fist on Tank. ]

SiD - Tank takes a punch.

[Angel delivers a spine buster to Tank. Tank kicks Angel in the back of the leg. Tank kicks Angel on the mat. Angel is up again. Angel takes Tank down with a knee. Tank is back on his feet. Tank bounces Angel off the ropes and clotheslines him. Tank punches Angel in the head. ]

Guy - Tank executes a punch.

[Tank bounces Angel off the ropes and clotheslines him. Tank stomps Angel. Tank stomps Angel. Angel stands up. Tank kicks Angel in the stomach. Tank kicks Angel on the mat. Tank stomps Angel's head. Angel moves back to his feet. Angel powerbombs Tank. Tank is back on his feet. Tank bounces Angel off the ropes and clotheslines him. Angel gets up. Angel bounces Tank off the ropes and clotheslines him. Tank punches Angel in the head. Tank kicks Angel in the back of the leg. Angel is back on his feet. Tank kicks Angel in the back of the leg. ]

Guy - Tank with a kick.

[Angel gets back to his feet. Tank is speared by Angel. Angel climbs to his feet. Angel takes Tank out to the floor. Angel leg drops Tank. Angel takes Tank into the ring. Tank is up again. Tank bounces Angel off the ropes and clotheslines him. Angel stands up. Angel with neckbreaker to Tank. Tank punches Angel in the head. Tank punches Angel in the head. Tank is speared by Angel. ]

Guy - Good spear by Angel.

[Angel is back on his feet. Angel runs in and leg drops Tank. Angel hits Tank with an elbowdrop. Angel is back on his feet. Tank gets up. with a Russian leg sweep Tank is back on his feet. Angel powerbombs Tank.

Guy - The winner of this match, Angel!!!

Winner: Angel
Bandit vs. Vulcan Raven
Guy - This match is a typical RMWF match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, a member of X-Treme Inc. he holds the TV title belt, Bandit!!! (crowd boos ****)

[Bandit comes to the ring. ]

Guy - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Vulcan Raven!!!

[Vulcan Raven walks to the ring. Gary Coleman is the referee for this contest. Gary Coleman checks Bandit's boots and knee pads. Gary Coleman checks Vulcan Raven's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Bandit uppercuts Vulcan Raven. Bandit punches Vulcan Raven in the head. Bandit kicks Vulcan Raven in the stomach. Bandit hits Vulcan Raven with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Bandit stomps Vulcan Raven's head. ]

SiD - Bandit executes a stomp.

[Bandit hits Vulcan Raven with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Bandit is up again. Bandit kicks Vulcan Raven on the mat. Vulcan Raven executes the slingshot facebuster, slamming Bandit's face to the mat. Vulcan Raven is up again. Vulcan Raven covers Bandit. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Bandit escapes. Bandit is back on his feet. Vulcan Raven locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Gary Coleman is checking for a tap out. ... ... Bandit trys to escape. Bandit escapes. Vulcan Raven piledrives Bandit head first into the mat. ]

Guy - That standing piledriver was very good.

[Vulcan Raven locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Referee Gary Coleman is checking for a tap out. ... Bandit is fighting the hold. ... Bandit escapes. Vulcan Raven leg drops Bandit. Vulcan Raven goes for a pin. Referee Gary Coleman makes the count. ...1 ...2 Bandit kicks out. ]

Guy - That was almost the end of the match right there!

Guy - Vulcan Raven takes a legsweep.

[Vulcan Raven comes from behind and bulldogs Bandit. Vulcan Raven gets up. Vulcan Raven hits Bandit with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

SiD - Bandit takes a dropkick.

[Now Vulcan Raven standing. Vulcan Raven kicks Bandit on the mat. ]

Guy - stomp!

[Vulcan Raven goes for a pin. Gary Coleman counts. ...1 ...2 Bandit escapes. Bandit climbs to his feet. Vulcan Raven goes for a springboard DDT but Bandit dodges the attack. ]

SiD - Vulcan Raven's momma would be proud!

[Vulcan Raven kicks Bandit in the head. Bandit is back on his feet. Bandit gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Vulcan Raven comes over and smashes Bandit's head into it. Vulcan Raven hits a kneeling headbutt to Bandit's groin. Now Bandit standing. Bandit with an illegal chokehold on Vulcan Raven. ]

Guy - choke hold!

[Bandit goes for a pin. Referee Gary Coleman makes the count. ...1 ...2 Vulcan Raven kicks out. ]

SiD - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Vulcan Raven.

[Vulcan Raven is up again. Vulcan Raven jabs Bandit. Bandit uses a swinging DDT to plant Vulcan Raven's head into the mat. Bandit gets back to his feet. Bandit applies a boston crab to Vulcan Raven. Referee Gary Coleman is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Vulcan Raven escapes. ]

SiD - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Vulcan Raven knees Bandit and rolls back to his feet. Vulcan Raven covers Bandit. Referee Gary Coleman makes the count. ...1 Bandit escapes. Bandit gets back to his feet. Vulcan Raven bounces Bandit off the ropes and clotheslines him. Bandit moves back to his feet. Bandit legsweeps Vulcan Raven. Bandit sucks chants start in the crowd. Vulcan Raven is back on his feet. Bandit and Vulcan Raven move from the ring to the turnbuckle Bandit runs in and leg dropkicks Vulcan Raven. Bandit leg drops the throat of Vulcan Raven. Bandit executes a neck breaker. Bandit goes for a pin. Gary Coleman counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SiD - Bandit has won the match!

Guy - The winner of this match, Bandit!!!

Winner: Bandit
Darkstalka -vs- The Reaper

Guy - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, The Reaper!!!

[The Reaper comes to the ring. ]

Guy - and his opponent, weighing in at 305 pounds, a member of ABSTRAKT he holds the Hardcore title belt, Darkstalka!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Darkstalka walks to the ring. Gary Coleman is the referee for this contest. Darkstalka gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from The Reaper. Gary Coleman checks Darkstalka's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) The Reaper hits Darkstalka with a baba chop. ]

SiD - Darkstalka takes a baba chop.

[Darkstalka gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Darkstalka gets back to his feet. Darkstalka punches The Reaper in the head. The Reaper executes a jawbreakeron Darkstalka. The Reaper is back on his feet. The Reaper measures Darkstalka up and drops a closed fist. The Reaper gets up. The Reaper stomps Darkstalka's head. ]

SiD - The Reaper executes a stomp.

[The Reaper puts Darkstalka in an arm grapevine submission. Darkstalka climbs to his feet. Darkstalka trys for a power bomb but The Reaper avoids it. Darkstalka puts The Reaper in a reverse chin lock. Gary Coleman asks The Reaper if he quits. ... The Reaper trys to escape. ... ... The Reaper is fighting the hold. The Reaper escapes. Darkstalka starts to climb the cage. The Reaper shakes the cage knocking Darkstalka off. Darkstalka goes for a atomic drop but The Reaper dodges the attack.

[Darkstalka takes a slap to the face from The Reaper. The Reaper bites Darkstalka's arm out of desparation. The Reaper uses a snap mare takeover on Darkstalka. Darkstalka is back on his feet. Darkstalka grabs The Reaper's head and DDT's him on the mat. ]

SiD - That DDT was very good.

[Darkstalka begins climbing the cage. Darkstalka moves to the top of the cage. The Reaper knocks Darkstalka off the top of the cage to the mat. Darkstalka stomps The Reaper. Darkstalka kicks The Reaper on the mat. Darkstalka covers The Reaper. Gary Coleman counts. ...1 ...2 The Reaper kicks out. ]

SiD - Not even close!

[The Reaper gets back to his feet. Darkstalka punches The Reaper in the head. The Reaper trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Darkstalka. The Reaper short lariats Darkstalka. Darkstalka gets back to his feet. The Reaper hits Darkstalka with a baba chop. ]

Guy - baba chop!

[Darkstalka hits The Reaper with the double arm DDT into the mat. Now Darkstalka standing. Darkstalka climbs the cage. ]

SiD - Darkstalka can't get a pin at side of the cage. The Reaper shakes the cage knocking Darkstalka off.

Guy - This is how wrestling should be!

[Darkstalka sucks chants start in the crowd. Darkstalka stomps The Reaper's head. Now The Reaper standing. Darkstalka is speared by The Reaper. The Reaper puts Darkstalka in an arm grapevine submission. Now Darkstalka standing. The Reaper climbs the cage. The Reaper climbs to the top of the cage. The Reaper climbs down the outside fo the cage. The Reaper drops to the floor. ]

Guy - The winner of this match, The Reaper!!!

Winner: The Reaper
( The camera cuts to SiD and Guy sitting in a small arena. )
" Guy Mandell and SiD Nasty coming at you for this special house show LIVE from the basement of the Alamo "

SiD " There's no basement in the Alamo Guy "

Guy " Then where the hell are we???? "

SiD " f--- if I know .. I just work here "

Guy " Well anyway we have Black Widow up next verses the Drop Dead Kid "

SiD " Didn't he quit???? "

Guy " Apparently not .. He threatened to kill the Prez and Spidey though if he had to fight tonight "

SiD " What a baby "

Guy " Agreed "

SiD " Shhhh!!!! The match is starting "

Black Widow -vs- Drop Dead Kid
( The Soviet national anthem blast across the PA as the Black Widow strides down to the ring, head held high. Her music dies down and is replaced with NSYNC as Drop Dead Kid comes out. )

Guy " Drop Dead Kid rushes Black Widow with a drop kick which she easily evades!!!! She nails him with a DDT .. Followed by a Russian suplex!!!! DDK gets up and off the ropes .. He hits BW with a clothesline!!!! She leaps back to her feet then quick kicks him into the turnbuckle!!!! "

SiD " He comes back at her with a running DDT but she hits him with a Stalingrad Sting before he connects!!!! A triple jab-windmill kick combo by Widow knocks his ass to the mat!!!!! "

Guy " DDK scurries across the mat and slides out!!!! He obviously realizing he's in way over his head trying to fight widow "

SiD " He's pulling a steel-chair out from under the mat!!!!! What a pussy "

Guy " Widow over the top rope with a moonsault!!!! "

SiD " When she hit him the chair bashed him in the head .. what a dumbass "

Guy " Widow stomps DDK .. And is now pulling him to his feet by his hair .. He just raked her eyes!!!! And a dropkick!!!!! There may be hope for this kid yet "

SiD " I doubt that "

Guy " Widow sweeps DDK's legs then stomps him in the face!!!!! "she tosses him under the bottom rope back into the ring .. She's climbing the turnbuckles .. DDK gets back to his feet .. BW turns to the crowd as for the first time the start cheering her name .. She smirks "

SiD " She jump off the turnbuckles!!!! Why'd she do that???? "

Guy " Maybe she's not done with her fun "

SiD " You mean she wants to hurt the squirt???? Then go out for dessert???? Bert "

Guy " f--- you "

SiD " She's still beating the crap out off him .. I wish she'd just f---ing finish already "

Guy " Widow off the ropes with a helicoptor kick that send DDK into the ropes!!!!! She catches him with a somersault kick-scissor kick combo!!!!! He's standing there swaying back and forth obviously a bit stunned "

SiD " Widow runs up the turnbuckle and flips off of it landing on Drop Dead Kid with a Hammer and Sickle!!!!! CRACK!!!! "

Guy " The Black Widow just snapped Drop Dead Kid's neck!!!!! DDK is dead "

SiD " Nice change of pace .. That Widow maker move she kills them with has gotten boring "

Guy " Well either of them have the same effect "

SiD " True "

Winner: Black Widow
Guy " Now we have a trailor for the new Pig Vomit movie "

SiD " Lovely "

( The camera cuts to a commercial. )

"He grew up on the wrong side of the law"

(A kid in a wife beater and black jeans is on the moving subway beating down an old lady.)

"Whassup gramma?!"

(He snatches up her purse as the car stops and gets off onto the platform.)

(The same kid in a conveneint store beating up the owner with a baseball bat.He busts open the cash register, takes the money from it and runs out the door.)

(The scene shows the kid buying a gun then cuts to a scene of him drinking a bottle of whiskey and waving the pistol around. The gun accidently goes off and shoots a business man walking down the street.)

"Til one day it caught up with him"

(A courtroom.)

"We find the defendant.. Guilty"

(The kid getting beat up in jail. Him lifting weights and growing older.. and bigger. Getting tattoos.)

"Now he's back out"

(Now a grown man walking out of the open prison gate.)

(A quick montage of fists flying, guns firing, people dying, cops dying, explosions and car chases flicker to fast/loud/angry punk soundtrack.)

"starring Mickey Rourke"

"and introducing"

"The RMWF's Pig Vomit"

"in"

"Gang Warfare"

"coming soon to a theater near you"

Guy " Wow .. That should be a good movie "

SiD " Yeah .. If you say so .. The match is starting "

Leapin Lenny Poppo -vs- Mentos The Freshmaker
Guy " Both men are in the ring , Leapin Lenny the self proclaimed RMWF Champ and Mentos in his first match ... "

SiD " You got to be friggen kidding Mentos , this place has finally gone to hell . Just when you think it can't get any worse it does . How did this guy get a contract ??? I mean The Prez is on vacation who hired this wierdo and why .

Guy " I don't think he was hired , he just kinda showed up .

SiD " Well its ridiculous we have some real good talent here and then they let morons like this in . This fed could go places but the owner is on crack and his staff , don't get me started . Nick is like Hitler enforcing the rules but The Prez lets anything go . These people need to get on the same page . Either your gonna have rules or not make up you friggen minds . Mad Dog got suspended for killing a ref but X-Treme Inc can rape people , I need a beer .

Guy " Who said Mentos was a bad wrestler just because he has a wierd name doesn't mean he can't wrestle .

SiD " f--- it , f--- it , I rather watch the Pig Vomit movie . How'd he get a movie ????

Guy " Would you stay on one topic , like the match that is going on right now . Leapin is pulling off some nice moves . "

SiD " Poop on it , I can't wait for The Prez to get back ."

Guy " Why you always hated The Prez ?"

SiD " He signs our checks . Hey , what about the Darkstalka thing who attacked him and does anyone care more ."

Guy " Yes , that will all be answered when WIL Double comes back . Plus more his return should be big , with the PPV and Zues match ."

SiD " Lazy bastards I don't want to be ran by no computer . "

Guy " Oh man Mentos just destroyed Leapin with that move ."

SiD " I also thought Leapin was suppose to read a poem before each match . Whats up witht that ??? "

Guy " Don't know but the match is over ....

Winner: Leaping Lenny Poppo
SiD " Is it over???? Good "

Guy " That's all for this house show people .. Goodnight!!!! "

RMWF

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