War's music hits and fireworks explode in the arena, then the camera goes
backstage to where Clive Anderson is stood with Mr. Showtime.
Clive: I'm stood here with Mr. Showtime, who tonight faces Ravage for the
RMWF title. Showtime, any comments?
Showtime: Everyone seems to think that Ravage is gonna win the belt tonight,
they seem to have forgotten what I can do, and if you don't believe me, ask
that idiot the vine, who got squashed by me last week!
Clive: But what about Ravage? He has been transformed and now his power is
greater than before!
Showtime: I don't care what his power is like, cause you can't over power
me! Ravage, remember, it's not your time, it's SHOWTIME!
Showtime walks off with his belt.
Clive: Over to Guy and Sid!
The camera goes back to the announcers table.
Sid: Hello everybody and welcome to thursday War! Tonight we have five great
matches for you! First of all, for one night only, The Souledge returns to
the ring to face newcomers the Knights of Death!
Guy: I can hardly wait, will the knights be able to stand up to arguably the
best tag team in RMWF history!
Sid: Also tonight, The Abstrakt take on The New Dawn, as you just saw
Showtime defends his belt against Ravage, and we have the first two matches
in the cage belt tournament!
Guy: Let's get on with the first match!
Knights of Death vs. The Souledge
Sid: The knights are already in the ring, we're just waiting on the
souledge!
The arena goes black and drums boom. The crowd cheers as 'Brave Folk Song'
hits the PA for the first time in a long time. Red pyro explodes into the
air, and the crowd scream as Steve Eggs Hard and Cervantes appear at the top
of the ramp. They slowly walk down the ramp, with fireworks exploding around
them. Cervantes steps over the top rope and steve rolls under the ropes.
Cervantes raises his arms sending more pyro into the sky. The lights come
back up.
Sid: Wow! Well the bell has rung, it's gonna be steve starting off with
Inferno. Inferno tries to lift steve, but you can't do that! Inferno off the
ropes with a shoulder tackle, no effect on the big man! Now steve fights
back with rights and lefts, rocking his opponent backwards into the corner!
Guy: He's squashing Inderno with his ass! My god that's gonna hurt. Now a
DDT, the cover 1..2.. Inderno kicks out. Steve tries for a leg drop but
Inferno gets up and tags Pestilence. He climbs to the top rope, cross body
on steve, but Steve catches him, a devastating Side Walk Slam! Now Cervantes
is tagged in, the crowd cheers as he enters the ring!
Sid: He stomps Pestilence, now picks him up. Off the ropes pestilence ducks
a clothesline, and catches Cervantes with a clothesline of his own, knocking
him down. Inferno is back in the ring. Scoop slam and then a piledriver,
1..Cervantes is quickly back up, swings and misses and is knocked down again
with a uppercut.
Guy: Inferno puts a armbar on, but it has no effect, Cervantes hammers him
till he lets go.
Sid: Cervantes is one of the toughest men around, you ain't gonna knock him
down easily!
Guy: Inferno off the ropes, high knee, and my goodness what a powerbomb!
Sid: This could be it 1..2...Steve breaks the count.
Guy: The knights look good in the ring, the souledge are in trouble here
unless Cervantes can make a tag.
Sid: Inferno holds him and pestilence off the top rope with a double
axehandle and a Atomic Drop. 1..Cervantes kicks out quickly, the knights
obviously haven't done their homework, otherwise they would wear Cervantes
down better!
Guy: He takes him to the corner, stomps him down. Now he's just choking him
with his boot! Cervantes rolls out of the ring!
Sid: Here comes Steve! He knocks pestilence down hard, my god a leg drop on
Pestilence, now Steve rolls him back into the ring. Cervantes is back in
too.
Guy: Both men are going for the corners. Here comes Inferno, and Steve gets
the tag!
Sid: Steve opens up on Inferno with the crowd cheering! Tilt-a-whirl slam,
off the ropes, a big leg drop! 1...2.. he just got out of that! Cervantes is
back in, and so is pestilence! Cervantes kicks him, Diving Powerbomb! Steve
off the ropes, splash on pestilence! Now Inferno is back up, Chokeslam by
Steve!
Guy: Oh no, he's dragging him towards the corner, he's gonna go for the
Scrambled Brains! He's on the second rope, hey look, Pestilence just pulled
Inferno out of the ring, gosh he got up quickly from the splash!
Sid: The referee is counting, The Knights of Death have been counted out!
Steve and Cervantes aren't celebrating, they wanted to finish this match
properly!
Guy: Steve would've finished Inferno's career!
Winners: The Souledge
Sid: A great match! I guess the Souledge are gonna leave now, they did win
but they didn't finish the knights, so it isn't mission accomplished.
Guy: Never mind, now to our next matchSid: Now onto our next match, it's the first match in the tournament for the
new cage belt.
Slezy-D vs. X-Terminator
Guy: Both men are in the ring, so lets get this thing underway!
Sid: The bell rings, Slezy starts off with punches and kicks, but no effect,
X-Terminator picks him up and throws him into the corner! Now he's just
pumelling him!
Guy: This is ridiculous, Slezy-D is bleeding, and he's down. X-Terminator
goes for the cover 1..2..almost but not quite!
Sid: X-Terminator picks Slezy up, off the ropes and a big clothesline!
X-Terminator is mocking the crowd, now he's stomping Slezy, and a big elbow
drop!
Guy: This is brutal! He's setting him up for the X-Terminator Bomb, but
Slezy gets out with a low blow! Now a DDT, the big man is down!
Sid: He's back up though, off the ropes, Slezy ducks under the clothesline,
and comes back at him with a dropkick, knocking him down.
Guy: This is a good fight, chopblock knocks X-Terminator down again, now
Slezy is onto the top rope quick as a cat! Goes for a splash, lands it!
1..2..but a kick out.
Sid: If Slezy can keep the big man down, then this match ain't gonna last
long cause X-Terminator is running out of steam already! Slezy picks him up,
and whips him into the corner! Now he kicks him in the stomach again and
again, now a dropkick, X-Terminator is rocked!
Guy: He's down, Slezy with a knee drop, 1.. quickly out.
Sid: Hey, Slezy is going outside the ring, he's got a chair from outside!
He'll be DQ'd if he uses it! X-Terminator is up, he stumbles about, hey the
referee!
Guy: The referee got in the way, and he got hit by the chair! My god Slezy
hit X-Terminator too!
Sid: He's back in the ring. He's got the cover 1...2...3.. you could count
to nine but the referee is down! Slezy gets up, he's leaving the ring again.
Guy: Hey he's coming over, hey get off asshole! He just stole my jug of
water!
Sid: He pours the water over the referee, now the ref is back up. Slezy
turns round but X-Terminator is up! He gets Slezy with a Piledriver which
shakes the ring! X-Terminator picks him up, he's gonna Powerbomb him! But
wait, Slezy reverses it with a back body drop!
Guy: The tide has turned, Slezy goes up to the top rope, Moonsault!
Sid: 1..2...3!!! This match is over, and Slezy has advanced to the next
round of the cage tournament.
Guy: A good match, but I think Slezy was lucky to get away without a DQ for
hitting the ref.
Sid: Well it's history now, Slezy D is through, and that's that!
Guy: I'm told we have a backstage report, so lets go back to clive!
Clive: I'm backstage, where a fight has broken out between Darkstalka and
The Preacher Man! Darkstalka powerbombed The Preacher Man through a table, I
don't think he is gonna be able to compete in the stable match tonight.
Darkstalka approaches.
Darkstalka: You damn right he won't be! And anyone else who gets in the way
of the darkness will get the same treatment! Tonight, A New Dawn is going
down!
Clive: Sid, back to you!
Camera goes back to the announcers table.
Sid: What a shocking revelation! That would leave A New Dawn with only The
Warrior Three and Wildcat!
Guy: If Preacher Man can't compete, then I don't think this is gonna be much
of a match at all!
Sid: Well onto our next match, Kid Money against Madman.
Kid Money vs. Madman
Guy: Well let's get on with it then!
Sid: Kid Money starts off quickly, clothesline knocks Madman down now he's
just stomping the crap out of him!!
Guy: But Madman grabs the leg, pulls KM down, now an elbow drop by Madman,
KM rolls out of the ring.
Sid: Madman is right behind him, grabs him and smashes his head on the
steps, KM is bleeding from that!
Guy: KM has seen his own blood, he's fighting back with rights and lefts, oh
my god a quick DDT on the floor! Madman is lying still, KM picks him up and
rolls him into the ring.
Sid: Is he out already? Kid Money is lighting a joint, he's wasting time
here!
Guy: Hey madman is stirring, he's staggered back up on his feet! Now he's
going over to KM who hasn't seen him yet! This is probably gonna hurt!
Sid: He turns KM round, kick to the chest, hey, here comes a Pedigree!
Guy: He can't do that, that's Triple H's move!
Sid: You go up there and tell him to stop! He hits the Pedigree! 1...2..kick
out by KM, that was close!
Madman can't believe it, he picks KM back up, off the ropes KM ducks, he
came off the ropes with a big flying cross chop knocking Madman down!
Guy: Madman has sat up, hey KM has the million dollar dream locked in! But
Madman is quickly off, he grabs the rope KM has to release the hold.
Sid: Smart thinking, KM drags him into the centre of the ring, now he's
picked him up, setting him up for a Double Arm DDT. oooh, that'll hurt!
Guy: Kid Money is going to the corner, hey he has the platinum gun, get that
away from him!
Sid: Oh my god, BLACK WIDOW!! She was shot in the leg by KM last thursday
costing her the battle royal, now she wants revenge! She knocks down the
referee!
Guy: Big DDT buy Black Widow, now picks him up and a powerbomb! She's just
stomping him! She leaves the ring, she's got a chair from underneath the
ring!
Sid: And Madman is up, holding KM for her! She's gonna swing! She swings, oh
my KM ducked, she just knocked Madman out! Kash Kick, Black Widow goes out
over the top rope!
Guy: The referee is crawling over! 1.....2.....3!!
Winner: Kid Money
Sid: What a crap match!
Guy: Yeah, but at least we got to see that foxy russian lady again!
Sid: Shut up!
Guy: Let's go backstage to Clive
Camera goes backstage
Clive: Now Ravage is attacking Slezy D! He's DDT'd him back here and now has
him on top of a bus! He's going for the Omega Bomb! Ravage Omega Bombed
Slezy D on top of a bus! Sid, let's go back to you!
Sid: Now Ravage has attacked Slezy D, it seems like Abstrakt are trying to
hurt as many people as possible! First Darkstalka takes out Preacher Man,
then this!
Guy: Well who cares about Slezy D anyway, he won his match tonight didn't
he!?
Sid: Whatever Guy, onto our next match!
Abstrakt vs. A New Dawn
Guy: Warrior Three and Wildcat are coming to the ring, they're gonna get
slaughtered!
The arena goes black and the words "Alpha" and "Omega" and Ravage's symbol
flash on the titan tron.
Sid: Here come Ravage, Darkstalka and The Omega Fro now!
Guy: Looks like they're wasting no time, here they come! Omega Fro goes for
Wildcat and the other two are after Warrior Three!
Sid: Wildcat taken down, now a Piledriver! Omega fro puts her in a corner,
now he's shoulder tackling her! She's down, it looks like she's finished
already!
Guy: But Omega isn't finished with her! He's ripping her clothes off! SHE'S
NAKED!!!
Sid: Nudity! Nudity! Chant it with me!
Guy: That's what we came to see! The crowd are cheering!!
Sid: Armageddon, he goes for the pin, 1....2....3! Wildcat is out, now it's
three on one!!
Guy: The ref is trying to take control! But it's impossible! Ravage is
beating the Warrior Three down! Bounces him off the ropes, hey Warrior Three
hit a clothesline!!
Sid: But look out, Darkstalka off the top, Warrior is down 1...2..he kicks
out.
Guy: It's three on one, Warrior hasn't a chance!! Darkstalka has him, a
deadly spike piledriver!
Sid: Ravage has the cover, 1...2...3!! Is this match over already!?
'The Kids Aren't Alright' by Offspring hits and a big muscley man walks out.
He has a mic.
Muscley man: Hi! I'm nick, and I decide what happens on thursday and sunday
cards now!
The crowd cheer
Nick: You have not won yet, for there is one more opponent not beaten.
PREACHER MAN!!
Nick leaves.
Sid: So that's nick! Abstrakt are looking up the ramp for Preacher man! Hey
he's behind them! He hit all three with a baseball bat, the bell rings again
and this match is underway!!
Guy: Covers Darkstalka, 1....2....3!! Darkstalka is out!
Sid: Cover on Omega Fro, 1....2....3!! Omega Fro is out!! The crowd are
going wild!
Guy: He's covering Ravage, 1...2...Ravage somehow kicked out!
Sid: Preacher man backs off, Ravage gets up, it looks like this is it!! This
has turned into Ravage vs. The Preacher man!! This should be good!!
Guy: They meet in the middle, grappling with each other! Ravage with a take
down, but PM is back up, and retaliates with a mongolian chop to the face.
Now he's locked on an armbar.
Sid: But look at Ravage, he just stood right up! Now he's stomping PM, he's
released the armbar, a smart thing to do in the situation.
'The Kids aren't alright' hits the PA again, and nick comes out again.
Nick: This match is now no DQ! Let the fun begin.
He leaves
Sid: Well the crowd are certainly taking to Nick, now Ravage has left the
ring, he grabs a....a coffin!! PM vaults over the ropes, but Ravage brings
the coffin up, he cracked PM on the jaw with it!!
Guy: This is gonna get violent quickly, it's no DQ and Abstrakt are
involved!
Sid: That's gonna hurt! Ravage raises the coffin, ooh he smacked PM across
the back with it!! He rolls him over and kicks him lightly. PM isn't
moving!!
Guy: Could this be the end of the Preacher Man? Surely not! Ravage has
turned from PM, he's coming to the table where they keep the bell. Hang on!
He's got one of his metal claws!! He could kill PM with that!!
Sid: But look, here comes The Warrior Three back again, he's caught Ravage
from behind! The Holy Grail!! Ravage is down, and Warrior three just
confiscated that claw!!
Guy: Now here comes Darkstalka back again, he's got Warrior Three, they're
fighting back up the ramp!! Darkstalka with a kick, my goodness a piledriver
on the ramp!! Now he's leaving, he's happy with himself.
Sid: Well Warrior Three just got flattened, and I can't say I'm sad.
Guy: Now PM is staggering back to his feet, he's got a dustbin from beneath
the ring. He's put it over Ravage's head, now he's got the baseball bat
again!
Sid: Ha ha he's whacking the bin with the bat, Ravage is falling about all
over the place. Preacher Man goes for the cover, but the ref can't see that
Ravage's shoulders are down. This is certainly wierd!
Guy: PM removes the dustbin but oh my! Ravage has him by the throat! He's
back up, Chokeslam onto the dustbin, and now he's getting up on the ring
apron, elbow drop!!
Sid: Hey wait, here comes Cervantes De Leon! What's he doing?
Guy: He must be here to help Ravage oh no!! He grabbed Ravage and
chokeslammed him!! He's rolled Ravage into the ring, now he's setting him up
for a big powerbomb, he hit it!
Sid: The crowd are booing, but I don't think he cares! Here comes Cervantes'
finisher, Purge The Weak!! Oh the whole ring shook, Ravage is out cold, he
just threw Ravage into the air and drove his knee into his head on the way
down! That's devastating.
Guy: Now here comes the cavalry! Ashura!! She and Cervantes had a memorable
fight a little while back, but now it's personal. She opens up on him, lefts
and rights, bounces him off the ropes and a vertical body press!
Sid: This is ridiculous, Cervantes is back up, driving scoop slam now he's
setting her up for a Diving Powerbomb!
Guy: Now here comes Darkstalka, he nearly took Cervantes head off with that
clothesline! Darksider on Cervantes! But now Warrior Three and Wildcat who's
wearing clothes this time are coming to the ring! This is nothing but a
brawl!
Sid: The referee has called for the bell, this match is over.
Decision: No Contest
Guy: I can't believe that! I thought Cervantes hated The New Dawn! Well I
guess opinions can change!!
Sid: Now we're just moments away from our main event for the RMWF title.
Though Ravage is in no state for fighting, he's leaning against the
turnbuckle.
Ravage vs. Mr. Showtime
( Since Nick has quit and did not finish this card and I'm missing The Bucs / Lions game to post it , no match description for The Main Event .. Lifes sucks don't it ??? But does it really matter since Showtime left us also , so congradulations Ravage for being our NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION !!! )
Winner : Ravage
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