Thursday Night Raw 10-12-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/10_12_00_Thursday_Night

The RMWf's logo and music plays, sponsors and stuff like that. The screen comes up backstage, where Clive Anderson is stood with Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Clive: Now stone cold, tonight you are the special referee in the Christian Trevor vs. The Crow match. Do you have any comments.

SCSA: Christian Trevor, you really think I care about what you say? I will do whatever I want to tonight, but just so you know I'm not as big an asshole as you so I'm gonna call this match right down the middle and that's all I gotta say about that.

Clive: Then later tonight, there's the big battle royal, who do you think will win?

SCSA: What!? Who cares dumbass!Stone Cold knocks the mic from Clive's hands and walks off pissed off.

Sid: Hello everybody and welcome to thursday night Raw. Tonight we have Christian Trevor vs. the Crow.

Guy: And then of course the big battle royal. The hell in a cell will be over the ring. On top of that will be a Steel cage, inside the steel cage will be a ladder, and the first person to climb the ladder gets 100,000 dollars and the chance to make two matches for next weeks card!

Sid: That's definately something worth fighting for! Without further ado lets get on with the match.

Christian Trevor vs. The Crow
Sid: Christian and the Crow are in the ring, but Stone Cold isn't here. The bell has rung and they're roughing it up, The Crow standing a full head above his opponent.

Guy: SMASH! hey, here comes Austin down to the ring, he's carrying two chairs and a dustbin! He throws them into the ring, hey he's saying it's gonna be no DQ! This match just got better, now we might see some blood!

Sid: Here's hoping. Christian has the dustbin, he just smashed Crow over the head with it, who goes down hard. Christian follows it up with a jumping elbow drop and a stomp to the knee. Stone Cold is in the ring, he pulls Christian off Crow like referees are supposed to. Christian is staring at Stone Cold, but he stares right back.

Guy: Look out! Crow with a kick to the groin, now a DDT goes for the cover 1... not even close, it's too early in the match for a pin. Crow picks him up and slams his head into the turnbuckle., now he's choking him with his boot, Stone Cold pulls him off. Crow leaves the ring, hey he just got a Kendo stick from under the ring! This is about to get violent!

Sid: Thank god! Crow enters the ring but Christian has rolled out, now he has a kendo stick, looks like it's gonna be a duel! They both swing, batting each others kendo sticks away, but Christian is faster, he takes Crow down with a shot to the head.

Guy: Hey, what's Stone Cold doing, he's got a couple of beers! He sitting on a chair out here drinking a beer!

Sid: well it looks like Christian isn't too happy about his referee being drunk. He yelling at steve from the ring.

Guy: well I guess.....hang on, Steve hurled a beer at Christian, it exploded in his face. He's staggering about blinded. The Crow is up, he sets him up and delivers a powerbomb!

Sid: Austin is back in the ring, the cover 1...2....a long two count, Christian just barely got the shoulder up. And Crow is up, complaining to Austin. Austin tells him to shutup and get on with the match!

Guy: I thought for a minute Austin was gonna snap again. Crow stomps his opponent, now picks him up. Off the ropes, he clotheslined him so hard he spun in mid air! Christian isn't moving.

Sid: Crow has a chair, he puts it on Christian's face. He's leaving the ring, looking around. He's got a crescent wrench!

Guy: That's where it went! I lent that to the prez months ago to help put the ring together!

Sid: Well Crow has is now, he's back in the ring. He raises the wrench, but Christian brings the chair up, hitting Crow in the private parts! He's writhing in pain, Christian Trevor is up and he looks angry. He smacks Crow with the chair again and again, hitting hard as he can.

Guy: He just spotted the wrench! He drops the chair and picks the wrench up! Crow is back up, Christian is ready to swing!

Sid: He swings, oh my god Crow ducked, he hit Stone Cold by accident! Austin is down and Christian looks shocked!! Austin's head is cut wide open, he must be out cold!

Guy: The Dead Kennedy on the Crow, we have a new referee. 1...2...3! This match is over, but when Austin comes round Christian is gonna have some explaining to do!

Sid: It was an accident though. What a contest, it went back and forth but in the end Christian was lucky, and Stone Cold is unconscious, he's being wheeled out on a stretcher.

Winner: Christian Trevor
Guy: ooooh baby, this is the big one! The winner of this match gets to make two matches for next week, I can't wait!

Sid: This is ridiculous. Everyone is down, and we don't know where Kid Money and The Vine are!

Guy: Yes but there's been lots of violence, thank god!!

Sid: I'm being told that we've found Kid Money and The Vine backstage.

Guy: Well there they are, fighting it out in the parking lot. Kid Money rolls the Vine onto the bonnet, owch a big elbow drop by KM!

Sid: Picks him up, scoop slam on the bonnet, now a leg drop. Hey where's Kid Money going?

Guy: Dunno, but The Vine is back up, he's staggering around, hey what's that sound?

Sid: Hey it's a car! Kid Money is driving a car straight at The Vine! Smash! Oh my god The Vine was hit by a car!

Guy: Yeah, kill the fucker!

Sid: KM is out of the car, he's laughing at The Vine. Now he's walking off back towards the arena.

Guy: Well we're back at the ring, and Warrior Three and Ravage are first up. They swing at each other, lefts and rights rocking back and forth. Ravage with a kick and now a Spine Buster on the mat!!

Sid: That'll hurt. How is Black Widow up again!? She fell from the cell!

Guy: Sid's a poet, I didn't know it!

Sid: Shut it ass goblin!

Guy: Anyway, she flips Ravage over with a Russian Suplex, and starts climbing the cell.

Sid: Hey, here comes Neep! He's got a chair, he just smashed Black Widow with the chair, and has left again! Black Widow is in pain on the floor. Goldust is back up now, leaning on the ropes for support. He leaves the ring, he's getting weapons from under the ring! A dustbin, a couple of stop signs, and a baseball bat!

Guy: Ravage gets up again, now he's going back into the cell. Hey, he just got a ladder from under the ring! Goldust is coming round the side of the ring, whack! Goldust got a ladder over the head, he's back down and Ravage is taking the ladder out.

Sid: What's he doing, he's set the ladder up by the cell, and climbed to the top.

Guy: Ravage leaps from the top of the ladder to the top of the cell, I get it,the ladder was a climbing aid!

Sid: Whatever it was, Ravage is gonna climb the cage. No wait, what's he doing!? He's turning around to face the crowd! Warrior Three is back up again, my god Ravage leapt from the top onto Warrior Three!

Guy: What a suicidal maniac!

Sid: The hell in a cell is down, now here comes the cage. Jackass, Goldust, Ravage, Warrior Three, Black Widow, Pulveriser, Kid Money and The Vine are all already in the ring. The cage has been lowered, and the belts are suspended above the ladder in the cage.

Guy: This structure is custom made for pain, we should see some major carnage here tonight! I look forward to lots of blood, missing body parts and hopefully a whole lot more!

Sid: Lets take you back and see how this match was made!

A video runs of stone cold setting the match, it repeats some of his words for dramatic effect and ends with a montage of the eight wrestlers.

Guy: Okay, the bell has rung. Black Widow and the Vine grapple outside while the rest back back and forth in the ring, pumelling each other mercilessly.

Sid: Black Widow gets the Vine and smashes his head into the cell, he bounces off and falls heavily. Hey Black Widow is going under the ring, she has a chair! Wham! Vine get a heinous chair shot to the head!

Guy: oh baby, Black Widow is sexy when angry!

Sid: You mean sexier! Ravage is slamming Warrior's head into the turnbuckle, but Kid Money comes from behind and saves him. Goldust is going after Ravage, but he catches a sledge hammer like punch from the top rope and now Ravage has a toe hold locked in. Black Widow is back in, she hits Ravage and then Kid Money, but then gets a thrust kick from Jackass. Goldust is up, but straight back down, as Kid Money DDT's him.

Guy: The Vine is still down, I think he's bleeding. Pulveriser clotheslines Warrior Three over the top, now he's going after him, beating him on the outside. He slams Warrior's head into the cell, hey, it's broken a bit, only big enough for a hand but either way it seems like Pulveriser is gonna be first out!

Sid: Oh look out! Black Widow is on the top rope, she leapt off and hit Pulveriser with a flying cross body! She's kicking the cell, making the hole bigger, she can almost get out! Jackass and Kid Money are fighting on the the outside too, Kid Money gets DDT'd and Jackass picks up a chair! Look out Black Widow! Jackass hits the back of her head with the chair, she went flying out of the cell, Black Widow is the first one out!

Guy: Well she's hardly in fighting form, she's slumped against the railings almost knocked out. Jackass is out too, he's starting to climb the outside of the cell! But The Vine is up, he rattles the cell, and Jackass falls to the floor! The wrestlers are slowly fighting out of the cell, Kid Money and Pulveriser are out.

Sid: Goldust and Ravage are fighting in the ring, Goldust off the ropes and Ravage with a clothesline. He picks Goldust up, THE OMEGA BOMB! The commish is flat out in the ring, he won't be getting up for a while! Now Ravage vaults out of the ring, knocking Warrior Three down.

Guy: Hey, where are Kid Money and The Vine going? They're going up the ramp, fighting all the way! Lets stick with the action here.

Sid: Yeah, both those guys suck anyway!

Guy: I'll tell them you said that!

Sid: You do that. Now Pulveriser has a chair, he's unloading on everyone, smashing Kid Money, Black Widow and Warrior Three with the chair, who just staggered up again.

Guy: Why is Warrior even still here? He always gets his ass kicked!

Sid: Shut up. Jackass knocks the chair from Pulveriser's hands, he low blows him, now a Piledriver on the outside, and knocks Ravage down with a big haymaker!

Guy: Now Jackass is climbing the cell, he's almost at the top! The Black Widow is up, she's climbing after him! Jackass is lying on the top of the cell, next to the cage, he doesn't think anyone else is climbing! Black Widow is on the roof, Jackass hasn't seen her. She turns him round and start hammering him. The crowd are cheering, they want violence!

Sid: They're slugging it out on the top. Black Widow with a low blow. No way, she's setting him up for a powerbomb! Jackass is gonna go through the ring with this one.

Guy: No wait, she's turning him round, he's gonna go off the side of the cage! She tries it, but he blocks the move! She tries again but he blocks again! Hey wait, back body drop counter, Black Widow just went over the edge and landed on Warrior Three, who'd just got up for the fourth time!

Sid: Wait a minute Jackass is unbalanced, he's tipping, he's fallen! Jackass has fallen off the cell and hit the floor hard! That could have killed him!

Guy: I live in hope

Sid: You're sick, you bastard!

Sid: My god, Ravage put his body on the line with that move, but he's straight back up! This man is incredible!

Guy: But Black Widow is on her feet too, they slug in out with rights and lefts. Black widow with a kick and now a scoop slam, she's starting to climb the cell!

Sid: Hey look, Warrior Three and Goldust are up, and they're fighting it out. Hey goldust has a chair, he just smashed warrior three over the head, and the Warrior is cut badly! blood is pouring from his head!

Guy: At long last, bloodshed! Now Goldust smashes Pulveriser, he's whacking everybody! Pulveriser is bleeding as well. Goldust is asserting himself here on Raw!

Sid: Black Widow is on the top of the cell, she's looking up at the top of the cage, if she climbs the cage she'll just have to climb the ladder inside the cage to win!!

Guy: But Ravage is up as well, he knocks down Jackass with a strong right punch, now he's slowly climbing the cage. He looks in pain, he's wincing. Black Widow is waiting for him, she's gonna kick him if he tries to get up to the cell.

Sid: Hey, look at Goldust, he's climbing too, but on the opposite side of the cell. Warrior is grabbing his foot, oooh goldust throws the chair at his head and knocks him down! Goldust pulls himself up over the edge of the cell, he's onto the roof too!

Guy: But he's tired, leaning against the cage for support. These wrestlers should be careful, the roof of that cell isn't very strong. Ravage has Black Widow's foot, she's kicking out at him, but he punches her, knocking her back. He heaves himself wearily onto the top of the cell, now there's three people on the top. And Pulveriser drags himself back to his feet, he's starting the climb too, it seems like soon all the participants apart from the Vine and Kid Money will be on the top!

Sid: Now Ravage has Black Widow, he's smashing her head into the cage, 5..6....7...8 times, her head is cut wide open, and Ravage is biting her head! Now a kick, and Ravage knocks her over with a double axe handle. Oh my, the cell nearly gave way! This really is a weak structure!

Guy: Good, more injuries! Now Ravage is climbing the cage. Goldust is too, and Pulveriser has made it up to the top. He's crouching on the cell, trying to catch his breath! I'm told we have a backstage report, so lets go back to Clive!

Clive: I've just heard that the Vine has been rushed to hospital after being hit by the car driven by Kid Money. His condition is described as 'stable'. And speaking of hospitals, I have an update on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Apparently he has a concussion, and may be out for a week or two. This is Clive Anderson, reminding you to smack your bitch up.

Sid: Yeah thanks, Clive, a superb report again.

Guy: Why does the Prez employ him!?

Sid: Who knows. Anyway, while you were away, Ravage made it into the cage. He started to climb the ladder, but Black Widow leapt from the top of the cage into the ladder, knocking Ravage off onto the top of the cell inside the cage. Now Pulveriser and Goldust are also in the cage. Jackass and Warrior Three are on the top of the cell, just starting to climb the cage.

Guy: Black Widow fighting against the commish, hard lefts and rights but Goldust blocks her and fights back, beating her into the side of the cage. He knees her in the chest and slams her back first into the cage!

Sid: Did I just see Black Widow spit some blood!?

Guy: Perhaps. Anywhoo, Ravage has got his hands on Pulveriser! He's wanted this for a long time! Hey, he's setting him up for a powerbomb! Pulveriser would be broken in half!

Sid: Meanwhile, Goldust has Black Widow set for a Suplex!

Guy: Goldust tries a suplex, but Black Widow counters, and suplexes Goldust! My god Goldust went through the top of the cell and made a dent in the ring! I think the ring shook!

Sid: But we aren't done yet, Ravage has Pulveriser! Powerbomb, Pulveriser just went through the cell too, he dented the ring too! That leaves Black Widow and Ravage in the cage alone!

Sid: Widow pounces, and she's pounding Ravage on the ground, trying to knock him out! Ravage with a knee to the midsection, now knocks Widow over and stomps her! He picks her up, now he's ramming her against the side of the cage.

Guy: Now Black Widow counters, and stuns Ravage with an elbow to the face. She's getting the ladder, wham! She hit Ravage in the head with it, he's bleeding! Now a shot to the chest, and Ravage goes down!

Sid: Black Widow sets up the ladder under the bag of money! She's climbing it, hey, there's Kid Money!

Sid: He's got his golden gun!

Guy: Black Widow has her hand on the bag, OH NO! Kid Money shot Black Widow in the leg, she falls from the ladder onto the roof of the cell!Ravage is going to the ladder, he's climbing!

Sid: It looks like Kid Money is gonna shoot Ravage, but wait, he's out of ammo! Now he's frantically trying to climb the cell! But here comes Darkstalka! He grabs Kid Money, Piledriver on the mat, and now he's gone again!

Guy: Kid Money is out cold! Ravage is reaching for the bag, he's reaching, he's got it! Ravage has won the battle royal!!

Sid: The bell rings, Ravage is stood at the top of the ladder, with the bag of money!

Winner: Ravage
Guy: What an incredible match! We all thought Black Widow was gonna win, but then at the last minute, Kid Money arrived and he was the difference!

Sid: Then of course Ravage was able to climb the ladder and get the victory!

Guy: Well folks, we are desperately out of time! Next week we'll hopefully have an update on the condition of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Sid: So for Guy Mandell this is Sid 'the king' nasty saying, good fight, goodnight!

The screen fades with Ravage celebrating

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