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A blonde named Sindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience. Sindy mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Sindy begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, Sindy grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly uneffected by its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and through herself to safety. Unfortunatley, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. Her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when.........

...... the supermarket manager runs out and shuts the horse off."

There were three people that had killed somebody. A blond, brunete, and a redhead. the were going to be put before the firing squad to be killed. They put up the brunete and the sargeant yells "Ready, Aim." Then all of a sudden the brunete yells, "Earthquake."

All of the people run for cover, while the brunete escapes. The sargeant says, "The next one won't get away." They put up the redhead to be shot. The sargeant yells, "Ready, Aim." all of the sudden the redhead yells, "Tornado."

They all run for cover while the redhead escapes. The sargeant says, "Make sure this one doesn't get away." They put up the blonde to be shot. The sargeant yells,"Ready, Aim." All of the sudden the blonde yells, "FIRE."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead go to the restroom after having lunch. Outside the door they see a woman. She says, "Be sure to try our new feature, the Truth Mirror. If you say something true to it it will reward you grandly, but if you lie then something terrible happens."

So they go into the restroom and walk up to the mirror. The brunette says, "I think I am the most intelligent of us all." She instantly finds a check for $100,000 in her hand.

The redhead walks up to the mirror and says, "I think I am the most beautiful of us all." She immediately receives the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hand.

The blonde walks up to the mirror and says, "I think...." and is immediately sucked into the mirror.

Two Blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar."

The second Blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says, "You dumb ass, it's me!"