TOP TEN SIGNS THAT RAP HAS GOTTEN TO YOUR HEAD
10 You find yourself greeting people with "yo yo yo"
9 You start fights hoping to get punched in the mouth so you can get gold caps on your teeth.
8 You find you start speaking in a constant rhythm.
7 You find that f*ck is every other word out of your mouth.
6 You suddenly want to be referred to by something like : Dr. Sam or Snoop Doggy John
5 You misspeil everything on purpose.
4 When someone asks where your from you put up your west side hand symbol, wave it around and scream "West siiiiiiiide!"
3 You can't smile anymore.
2 When asked why you just did/said something, you respond with a calm head nodd and "I'm just keepin' it real ... just keepin' it real baby"
1 You pull a reverse Michael Jackson and have skin surgery to become black. |