WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER !
*I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
*Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
*Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
*Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
*Are You Andy or Barney?
*I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
*You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
*I pay your salary!
*Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
*Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay,just so one of us does.
*I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
*When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |