TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
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10. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
9. Send an email to the rest of the company to tell them whet you're dong (ex. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom).
8. Specify that you're drive-through order is "to go"
7. Five days in advance tell your friends that you can't go to their party, because you're not in the mood.
6. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle (this works especially well if you live up North).
5. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "IN"
4. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dtryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
3. In the memo field of all your checks write "For Sexual Favors"
2. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!"
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