LoL, got this in an e-mail . . .
PS- Do you know what GRITS means? Girls Raised In The South
*Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Velvet after February
Drinking straight out of a beer can
Not sending thank you notes
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day
Walking down the street with a lighted cigarette
Drinking straight out of a beer can
*Southern girls know the three types of school
Ballroom, Ballet, Charm.
*Southern girls don't drink, they sip ... a lot
*Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl
*Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am"
"Yes, sir"
"Why, no, Billy!"
*Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
*Southern girls don't sweat.... They glisten
*Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
*Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed
*Southern girls know how to loosen a tongue with a Southern touch:
Wild Turkey
Jim Beam
Jack Daniels
*Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest
*Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach
*Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses
*Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
*Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone With the Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
*Southern girls love to sin and tell about it!
*Southern girls know their GRITS:
Cheese
Stoneground
Garlic
Instant
*Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
*Southern girls know the four seasons:
Recruiting
Spring Training
Practice
Football
*Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits
*Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
Savannah
New Orleans
Birmingham
*Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course (editor's note: who the hell . . . ?)
*Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
*Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ....
Slowly lower your eyelashes
Listen carefully to everything he says
Speak r-e-a-l slow
*Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates
*Southern girls know the real meaning of PMS: Precious Moody Southerner
*Southern girls know the real names for all-out-War:
ACC/SEC Football
ACC Basketball
The Masters
*Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl
***Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forever!*** |