Awww, break out the tissues!
OATH TO MY FRIEND
When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get,
then I will make sure you are not alone.
When you are worried... I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining, then I will hug you, and tell you it'll be ok.
When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. LOL
And when you are lost... I will answer my cellphone and give you directions.
When you are sick... I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, then I will hold out my hand and help you up.
This is my oath: I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend,
and the whole reason people have friends is to have fun,
and to know that even in your darkest hour,
you're never alone.
I got this in a chain e-mail, it was funny and I thought you'd enjoy it. ;D |