Adventures In Wal-Mart... - The many fiascos that go down in Wal-Mart... - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/rejeanaiscool/The_Wal_Mart

Marion Wal-Mart is the place that we frequent when there is nothing better for us to do. We go there and fake gimps to get the wheelchair. It is a sad fact that we no longer have to fake gimps to get the wheel chair. Our beloved Stalker injured her ankle, so we have a real gimp now. Anyway...we go to Wal-Mart to see what we can buy for under $3 bucks. Last time we did this, we bought glucose, a rat trap, and a razor blade. The look on the cashier's face was priceless. She said "Glucose, a rat trap, and a razor blade? That must be one big rat!!" She could not stop laughing, and neither could Amanda or me. It was one of the best adventures we have had in Wal-Mart.

When we were in Wal-Mart on Amanda's birthday, we were looking out for Belinda and her cowboys' safety. We bought her a assorted package of condoms. It was pretty funny. A "stalk" on Belinda followed the purchase. Unfortunately, it was an unsuccessful stalk.

The newest Wal Mart fiasco happened in the Super Wal Mart @ Carbondale. We had been out having one of our trademark "Tea" parties and decided that we needed some body spray and lemon juice, so we jumped in the Barnacle and headed for the good ole Super Walmart. Once there, we made the Witch fake a gimp so we could get the motorized cart. The witch is like a shop-a-holick. We only went down 2 aisles in the store and she spent all of her money and all of my money!! She spent like 5 bucks when we were waiting to check out! It was very odd! She now owes me 9 bucks! I hope you read this Witch cause it ain't coming down til you pay me!! lol As we were leaving, we noticed that the cart guy had left the key in the motorized cart's ignition, so Mander decided to teach him a lesson and take the key! It was great. By far one of the most fun of the Wal Mart fiascoes!!

As more fiascos and adventures arise, I will post some of them up here. Until then, Have fun.

Rejeana
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