Ode to the Swordfish! (the true story and the lies behind it!!!) - As told by: Amanda - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/rejeanaiscool/The

I was tired not delirous!!! And I had not said it 10 times or 122 times!!! Any way here's the real story!!! It was Christmas break, and I went over to Shoe's house to visit w/ her through the window at her mom's house! It was about 122am or maybe it was 129am!! I can't remember!! Any after spending 15 minutes at her house I decided to go home and rest before my next McShift!! I had not realized that the trip home would change my life forever!! There I was on Polk street and 13th!!! What to my amazement was a swordfish in the middle of the rode!!! It was real slimy and had a big gross eyeball that seemed to swimin it's head!! I loved it anyway!! I stopped and admired it and wondered how it had got here!!! Here in Herrin on polk street and 13th!!! I just figured that there were plenty of drunk people to blame for it!!! So anyway, The next morning at work, I told my story and described the swordfish as much as possible!!! Tammy just shook her head and said not a word in reply to my great discovery!!! Well later on during my shift Tammy had asked who had made this big ass mess in front counter!!! I said I didn't do it and she didn't believe me at all!!!" So she says "yeah you saw a swordfish too huh???!!!" She kept it up and no one believes!! So they always say "yeah Amanda It was a swordfish!!" I know what I saw and no I wasn't drunk! And I'm not drunkkkkkkkbdasdadbaad as I type this either. Hey someone pass me the Zima!!! Oh hell Where was I!!!?? Anyway I think Miranda is the only one who believes me. So ever since everyone has been telling me that I saw a Gar instead of a swordfish! Don't Show me a Gar and tell me it's a swordfish damnit!! Cause it's not!!! Now It seems like I can never find a swordfish! Do you realize what the odds are of ever finding another swordfish in southern IL!! I bet it's 122 out of a million!! I love the swordfish and I have regrets of not picking it up and throwing it in the barnacle!!!

If you have any Swordfish siteings please contact our McPorn HotLines and ask for Mander!!
Or Stop by our local headquaters at either the Super8 or McDonald's!!!!!!!!!!

"It was a Swordfish!"
"I swear!"

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL STORY OF AMANDA "McSWORDFISH" TRIPP. THESE WERE THE ACTUAL EVENTS OF THE NIGHT OF THE SWORDFISH SIGHTING.

Rejeana
Huffin' Gas Fumes
Herrin	IL	62948
USA
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