Operation Yardgnome 122 - To Harass and annoy the common people and the common McCrew!!! - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/rejeanaiscool/Operation_Yardgnome

The purpose of Operation Yardgnome 122 is to harass the common people with a yardgnome. We were originally going to steal as many yardgnomes as we could, but we found out that they are extremely rare, plus none of us felt much like getting arrested. Firstly, we got ourselves a very nice yardgnome by taking up a collection for yardgnome challenged people (our little group).

When Mander went to speak with the man who sells the yardgnomes, he refused to call them yardgnomes. When looking at them, you know they are nothing other than a yardgnome. He called them "elves". He has a slight problem with recognizing his yardgnomes. Amanda asked him "How much does that yardgnome riding a pig over there cost?" and he replied "You mean that elf riding a pig?" And they argued like that for about 10 mintues or so!!

First, we organized a plot and "stole" the yardgnome out of someone's yard. We video taped the whole theft. We strapped it in and then proceeded to find Allison to harass her with the gnome. We could not find her, and she ended up finding us when we went to harass the common McCrew with the gnome. All she could say about the creepy little bugger was "That's...That's nice." It was priceless. We got her reaction on video. We then went through the drive thru to harass Shoe, who was on the McCrew for that night. Mander tried to get the gnome through the drive thru window, but this gnome is very heavy and he wouldn't fit. After placing the gnome on top of the Barnacle to be video taped, then it was decided to take the gnome into McDonald's and harass the rest of the crew with it. We found a tray full of leftover food and set the gnome up to look like he was eating it. Very funny and also on the video tape. We then video taped the yardgnome "peeking" over the ledge by the buffet. After this, Shoe decided to tongue the gnome. Video taped that as well. It was great.

There will be more adventures with the yardgnome to come...I believe it will be called Operation Yardgnome 129!!

If you would like a copy of the "Adventures With Sparky the Yardgnome" video tape, contact me or Mander!!! We will hook you up for a small fee. We need cash to buy the Yardgnome Riding a Pig!!!

Rejeana
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