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| Alrighty then, I have finally decided what I want to do with this lame ass page after about 4 months of it sitting on my site with absolutely no purpose what so ever. Basically, I am going to pick some movies, and write my opinions on it and give you people links to actual sites that do worthwhile reviews on the movies, not just some punk ass's opinion of what is shit and what is gold, got it? As of now, I am taking suggestions (or requests if you will) on movies for me to bash and/or praise. Hit me with an e-mail at naughty_tangled@hotmail.com if you have a movie you want me to rip to shreads. It can be done quite easily. I've got time. :) Ok, for you hardcore movie fanatics, here's 2 worthwhile sites to check out for legitimate reviews. As soon as I find more, I'll post them. Until then, you'll have to make do with these. That Zap2It site is pretty good for movies that are coming soon and other crap about movie stars and what not. I think you can even get show times for your local movie theaters there. The Kerasotes site is a great one for looking up showtimes, theater locations, and it has a few coming attraction type things on it. www.zap2it.com/movies www.kerasotes.com And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, the toast of this page, MY MOVIE BASHINGS/PRAISINGS! Where to start...hmm...ok, we'll start with one of the crappiest movies I have EVER seen entitled "Dude, Where's My Car?" My God. I dont even really know how to begin to tell you how big of a piece of shit this movie was. It was starring Ashton Kutcher (from "That 70's Show) and Sean William Scott (from American Pie). Wonder if they'll ever act again? Anyway...let's see...for starters, here is a basic overview of what the stupid asses of writers called a plot. The movie starts out when these two really dumb guys wake up one morning and don't remember anything about what/who they did the night before. On top of their memories malfunctioning, their car is missing. So the entire movie is based upon the adventures that they have while trying to find their car which has the the gifts they bought their girlfriends for their anniversary in it. As it dragged ass along, they are were chased by a crossdresser, aliens that claim to be "hot chicks," swedish aliens, and some really screwy geeky type people who want to go to outerspace and run around dressed in suits made of that bubble wrap stuff. They all want the continum transfunctioner, this supposedly dangerous device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power, but nobody can describe it or find the damn thing and it turns out to be a freaking rubix cube of all the things in the world it could have been...In the end, the dumber of the 2 dumbasses ends up imitating an ape and killing the big giant hot chick alien and they all lived happily ever after. (Pardon me while I go vomit...) So in other words it was a very retarded movie, and I don't think that you should waste your money on this piece of shit. I mean hell, if you want to waste your money that bad, burn it, or better yet, give it to me! This movie's only redeeming quality was the gnome that the morons had, but even that wasn't enough to save this movie from crashing and burning into a fiery death. It had basically no plot, lame jokes, and shitty actors. The actors in this movie had better pray that no director holds this against them...I know I would, so they'd be pretty much fucked. I mean going to the zoo and watching monkeys throw shit at each other would be more entertaining than watching this Whorrible (with a capital W) movie again...that is just how bad this movie was. It sucked large amounts of major ass harder than anything I have ever seen... |
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