The Lion's Den Fiasco... - Have you ever been in a pornography store with Sha-nay-nay? - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/rejeanaiscool/Lions_Den

One boring summer day, Mander and I decided to stalk down Sha-nay-nay, just because she is fun to be around. We went and harassed the employees at McHell. Shauna called Audrey (the evil manager) Adolf and Mander gave Rhonda (the manager she calls 'mom') a rat trap to catch Ralph the Rat.

Well, anyway...Mander had to have her real mom's car back, so we dropped Sha-nay-nay off so she could get her car and follow us back to Herrin. So as Mander and I made our way back to Herrin, I said, "hey woman, I know what we can do!" and she said, "Really, what?" and I said, "you know that porn store that was on the news...we can go there..." and she said, "Yeah! That's it!" So we made it back to Mander's to wait for Sha-nay-nay and when she showed up we ran the idea by her and she thought that it would be a great place for the three of us to cause trouble.

So we all piled into Sha-nay-nay's car and headed off for the Lion's Den Adult Video and Book Store. When we got there, we hesitated, but it was Mander who got us through the door. The guy that was working the counter rolled his eyes at us after checking our IDs, which I thought was very rude.

Anyway, this porn store was one of the most vulgar places that I have ever been! You would not believe the things that they have in there. Videos dedicated to ass ramming and these '12 inches of pure pleasure' things. It was awful. There was a whole section devoted to bondage, complete with the leather handcuffs and whips and chains. We found out that a strap-on costs $65! Its insane how much people will pay for this crazy shit!

The only people in there were nasty old men! To top everything off, Sha-nay-nay was going cowboy/commando (no underwear) and had her fly down the entire time we were in the store! These creepy old men noticed it and were drooling all over her. It was whorrible with a capital W.

After our adventure in the store, I told as many people as possible, because we (Mander, Sha-nay-nay and I) all thought that it was hilarious. My mother laughed at me when I told her. She said "Please!! I am eating here!" I also told my aunt, Allie and her mom, and my grandma about this adventure. They all laughed at me and called us crazy and asked stupid questions like "Why the hell would you want to go there?!"

And to answer that question:

1.) We did it because we can.
2.) We had nothing better to do anyway.

My advice to you after this adventure is porn stores have nothing but dirty old men and sex toys in them, so if that kind of stuff is your bag, The Lion's Den is the place for you!

Rejeana
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