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1 so far
Hello this is Jollygoodshow reporting for duty sir!" The harestood before
Foolstripe and waited for his mission. "Your mission, should you chooseto
accept it," said Foolstripe, "is to get out there and capture arat. Keep
the rats away from Salamandastron and do not be seen. It is just you and me
at the moment so be careful." "Jolly good then sir. I'll be offthen."
Jollygoodshow bounded down the stairway off to spy on the rats. 'One day,'
thought Foolstripe, 'that excellent hare will make a marvellous right hand
rabbit.' Outside Jollygoodshow crept along the beach towards the vermin
camp. Then a rat shouted, "Look fellers, there's a rab....." Hefell hit on
the head by a well slung pebble from Jollygoodshow. The brave hare got to
the other side of the camp without being seen. Then he sat himself down
under the cover of a hummock of grass and steadied his scorpion launcher on
his shoulder. The rat who had been felled lay unconcious in the moonlight.
"OK then. Here we go," said Jollygoodshow. He pressed the triggeron his
scorpion launcher and then a scorpion flew out into the tent of sea-rats.
There was chaos. Rats were running about and in the confusion, Jollygoodshow
managed to tip some grass on the fire which made smoke billow out
everywhere. The hare then got the unfortunate rat whom he had knocked out
(whose name happened to be Ferweas) over his shoulder and ran off in the
direction of Salmandastron. |