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I live in a big city. From the window in my room, I can see the bus stop across the street. I love to look out at the different people, especially because there's this really cute guy who takes the bus home from my stop every night. I sometimes sneak a peek at him while he's waiting there. When it gets dark in the evenings, I usually close the blinds in my room before I turn on the light. But this one evening I was really tired and wanted to get ready for bed early. So when I went into my room, I turned on the light without closing the blinds and started to undress. I pulled my jeans down and when I looked up, I stared right into the face of...the cute guy at the bus stop! He was looking right up at my window with this shocked look on his face and there I was with my pants around my ankles! To make matter worse, I was wearing Rugrats underwear! All I could think of at that moment was to drop down to the floor and call my mom in for help

was at the supermarket with two of my girlfriends getting some stuff for a party at my friend's house that night. We got some chips, dip and soda and then lined up to pay for it. Suddenly, I heard two familiar voices. When I looked up, I saw my parents ahead of us in the same line. They were arguing very loudly with another lady about whose turn it was to go up to the register. All three of them were acting like spoiled kids as they were pushing each others shopping cards off to the side. I felt like the whole supermarket was staring at this. Finally, the store manager walked over and settled the argument, letting the other lady go first. All through this, I was hoping my friends had not recognized my parents because I was trying to distract them with a magazine. But when we left the supermarket, one of my friends said to me: "Should we ask your folks for a ride? At least that way we know that we'll get home first!"

One day, I sat down on the toilet without looking, not realizing that my 4-year-old brother Tyler had just used it to go pee. Because the toilet seat was still up, I managed to fall right into the bowl. And Tyler hadn't even flushed! But the worst part was when my mom and brother came to pick me up from school the next day. All the kids were still in the classroom when my brother walked in and shouted: "My sister fell into the toilet!" Everyone started laughing; I was so horrified!

I was finally out on a date with my crush and we were having a very nice time. Until he drove me home, that is. (He's 16 and I'm 15.) I had drunk way too much soda pop at the restaurant and my bladder was ready to burst! I tried really hard not to think about it during the ride and couldn't wait to get home so I could run to the bathroom. All was going well for a few minutes, but when we hit a big speed bump, I couldn't hold it anymore and the floodgates opened wide! Since then, he always calls me "Old Faithful" and now my friends do, too!

One afternoon at lunch, a whole group of us were hanging out at the cafeteria having a great time. We were all in a bit of a silly mood and cracking jokes. My crush was also there, and he came up with some hilarious one-liners. To let him know that I liked him, I made it a point to laugh extra hard at his jokes. This way, he would hopefully notice me. And, oh boy, notice me he sure did! Because at some point, I was laughing so hard, my diet coke started coming out of my nose and I let out a really loud Miss Piggy-like snort! After that, the laugh was pretty much on me...

I was at my junior prom and having an absolute blast. Midway through the dance, I excused myself to go to the bathroom. A minute later one of my friends came rushing in to tell me I was elected junior princess, and that everyone was waiting for me! I quickly pulled up my panty hose, fixed my dress, checked myself in the mirror and rushed out. When I got back everyone started laughing. I thought they were laughing ’cause I was late, but it turns out, I had tucked part of my dress into the back of my panty hose! Talking about total humiliation.

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