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On the hunt for a miniskirt, I finall found a perfect little leopard-print number. When the small--my usual size-- didn't come close to fitting, I selected the next one up, but it was also too snug. I put on every size, but even the extra large was too tiny. When I explained my problem to the saleslady, she smiled and told me that I had been trying to squeeze into a tube top. Oops!

When my sister invited me to go to the mall with her, I just ran some gel through my new short, spiky 'do, and threw on an old T-shirt and a worn pair of jeans--I'm not a fan of dressing up unless it's totally necessary. Since the big school dance was only one week away, we were on a mission to pick up a few last-minute items. My sis found a tie in the same colour as her dress that she thought her date could wear. A guy was working the cash register, so she asked him if he liked it. He glanced up at me and answered, "Why don't you ask him?"

I was at the school cafeteria with my friends one afternoon. I was drinking a glass of milk with my lunch. Most of the kids in school were there and even some of the teachers. I was eating while talking to my friends. One of them told a very funny joke. It was so funny, I was cracking up while I was sipping my milk. All of a sudden, all the kids started laughing at me. At first I was confused, but then I realized milk was coming out of my nose because I was laughing so hard. I felt so embarrassed at first, like my reputation was destroyed. But you know what? Then I started to laugh at the situation myself, and it wasn't so bad after all!

One day after school I really had to go to the bathroom, but I had to go to my guitar lesson first before I could go home. At the music school, there was a problem with the bathroom, so I couldn't use it! All through my guitar lesson, I was trying desperately to hold it in. But when I was in the elevator with some of my fellow music students after class, I couldn't hold it any longer. I literally peed in my pants! The other students picked up their feet and didn't know how fast to get out of the elevator. I called my mom to come pick me up because I was so upset! It was my worst humiliation ever!

One time, my crush came over to our house and he and my sister and I were playing a board game. When it was my turn, I reached over to grab the dice. But, I had eaten some rice and beans for dinner and, while I leaned over, I accidentally let out a huge, smelly fart. It smelled so bad that my crush covered his nose and ran to the bathroom. I was so humiliated, I ran to my bedroom and stayed there all night.

I was taking a bath one evening before some friends were going to come over. I thought I had plenty of time because I wasn't expecting them until about 7:30 PM. But at 7:00 o'clock, while I was still in the bathtub, the doorbell suddenly rang! I was home all by myself, so I wrapped a towel around me and answered the door. To my surprise, my friends were there and my crush was with them as well. I was about to let them in and excuse myself when my towel fell off! My friends all had a good laugh

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