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I was out shopping with my mom, my dad and a friend. When my parents stopped at a computer store, my friend and I stayed in the car to listen to music. About 15 minutes later, I had to use the bathroom. I tried to get into the store to use the bathroom, but pee started running down my leg. At the store, there was a really cute guy behind the cashiers counter. I asked him where the bathroom was and could feel that I was dripping on the floor. I waited a while for him to turn around. When he finally did, I took off running. My friend was right behind me. I went into a stall and put paper towels on my jeans to dry them. I threw out my wet underwear and put my jeans back on. It was funny feeling. When I came out, I was walking funny and my parents asked me what the problem was. The cute clerk and my friend said at the same time: " she peed in her pants." I was so humiliated! After that, we all went to the mall and I had to walk around without underwear and in wet jeans. It was pretty uncomfortable.

I had this big crush on a really hot guy in my class. His name is Derrick. It was just my luck that I had to sit next to him in my first period class. One day, I had a pad in my jacket pocket that I had forgotten about. When I bent over to pick up a fallen pencil, it landed on the floor, right in between us. Derrick also bent over to pick up the pencil. He saw the pad, looked at me and said: That is NOT mine!" I was so mortified; I could barely breathe. One year later, he still teases me about it...

I was baby-sitting and it was that time of the month, so I stocked my purse with reinforcements. My boyfriend, Travis, was knocking at the door, so I left Kyle, the four-year-old I had been watching, for like, five seconds. When I walked Travis back to the living room, I noticed my purse was open with some of my private stuff hanging out. A few seconds later, I heard Kyle say, "He got hurt, so he’s in the hospital." Then Travis busted out laughing. When I went over to see what was so funny, I was mortified to find that Kyle had taken out one of my pads and had used it as a bed for his action figure!

Me and my friends went to the park to play baseball and my girlfriend and some of her friends came to watch. They asked if they could get into the game. We couldn’t help but laugh— these girls aren’t exactly athletic. Anyway, we started teasing them big time and my girlfriend got really angry and demanded to get a chance at bat. I pitched her some tough balls, which she missed. But on the third pitch, she really nailed it—right where it hurts.

I have horrible allergies in the spring, which started acting up the week of finals. I had a terrible attack of sneezes the day of my Earth Science exam. What really sucked about it was the fact that my crush was in my class and I didn’t want him to see me looking so gross. On my way to the test, I ran into my teacher at the doorway and was about to ask him a quick question when I felt a major sneeze coming on. Since I was holding tons of books, I couldn’t cover my mouth, so instead I quickly turned my head and ended up sneezing on my crush who was walking into class! I guess I really blew my chances

My friend had invited me to have dinner at her house. I'd just taken a bite of pizza when her brother, who I'd met that evening for the first time, cracked a hilarious joke. I was laughing so hard, the pizza flew out of my mouth-- and onto him! To this day,he refuses to say a word to me whenever I see him

A friend had joined me and my family for dinner at the local pizza joint. We were set to dig into a pepperoni pie when my baby sis got up to go to the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, she emerged holding her dress up--whitout underwear-- and asked our mom for help..Ever since, my bud has been scared to be with my family in public.

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