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I was at the coolest girl's slumber party when I felt a rumble from down under, ya
know I had to number two.Out of desperation not to get branded a "party pooper", I lit a match in the bathroom to hide the strench. I was too busy reading a mag to notice the match burn down. When it singed my fingertips, I was like "Ouch!" and dropped it, setting the toilet paper avlaze! By the time the smoke alarm went off and my pal's parents blew a fuse, the bathroom didn't smell like I had left a major deposit, but my rep as a housegest sure stank!

The ultimite prom dress search turned into my ultimite nightmare. Just when I was starting to lose all hope of ever finding the right gown, my bud and I happened upon a really stunning possibility. Although my friend had to help with the zipper, it didn't seem like such a snug fit. But soon after, she and the salesclerk were struggling to get me out of it as the costumers watched. Finally, the salesclerk announced that she would have to cut it off. Loose and baggy is now my new look.

I was running late for my job at the mall, so I grabbed my uniform pants from what was supposedly the clean basket, threw them in a bag and changed to work . Shortly after clocking in , I went over to a costumer and felt something sticking out of my pant leg. I shook my foot around and out flew yesterday's underwear . Now I make sure my dirty duds land in the right pile .

When I heard that Will Smith was performing in Phoenix, AZ, I immediately bought some tickets. I also went shopping for a really hot outfit and got some really cool (but really tight) pants. At the concert, I was dancing up a storm in front of the stage, trying to get Will to notice me. But suddenly, right in the middle of my best move, my pants split right in half! You could say I got a bigger moment in the spotlight than I was looking for. Everyone was laughing; I wish I could have disappeared!

I'm the water girl for our football team. At half time, my friend and I had to go to the bathroom. We thought the gates were locked, so we climbed over the fence. On our way back in, we wanted to jump off the top of the fence and onto the field. My friend jumped off, but I was afraid to. The next thing I knew, I fell off and landed my behind on the ground with a big thud. Right at that moment, the football players came out of the locker room and saw the whole thing. Since then, they've been calling me superwoman and tease me about flying off the fence and landing on my butt!—

One day last summer, my friends dared me to hang from a crummy looking tree branch for 15 seconds or longer. I accepted the dare. But while I was hanging, this annoying guy (who is the class clown at school) walked past and pulled down my shorts in front of everyone! The worst part was that I was wearing Spice Girls underwear!

I was doing sit-ups during gym. When I was on my 20th, I accidentally let out a noisy fart. To make it worse, it echoed through the whole gym! My friends, Leila, Tara and Louisa were right there beside me. As soon as I heard it, I acted like I was coughing really loud to cover it up. Everyone was looking at me. It happened during the first ten minutes of class, so for the rest of the period I was trying very hard not to get noticed!—

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