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One day I was walking when I noticed a flying turkey. I quickly grew wings and flew after him. When I got up to him I said hi what is your name. The turkey responded with the name Ted. I said I am Ryan nice to meet you Ted. Ted and I went to his farm and I spent the night with him in the barn. The next day Ted showed me the cows all of them except for one had utters. Ted and I went to my house and my mom met Ted. Ted turned out to be my best friend. My mom thought I was dumb to have a turkey as a best friends he was a cool best friend. I am glad that Ted and I are good friends he often visits me in science and math class sometimes he comes in other classes. I like Ted because he is a turkey. Turkey have feathers and Ted has colorful feathers. Ted eats brown sugar and sometimes he eats gravy. He drinks selzter water and febreeze. Sometimes Ted and I look in a telescope. We often find what people call stars. One day Ted was driving me to Mianus, California, when the police stopped us. I was scared Ted on the other hand was brave. Ted got out of the car and said What do you want and the cop tackled him and said you are under arrested Ted went to jail and I was sad. I went into a state of depression I sat in my room and cried for 7 days straight my mom took me to jail to visit Ted. When I saw him Ted had 4 words of advice. ”Don’t drop the soap!” When Ted got out of jail he let me meet his girlfriend. His girlfriend’s name was Francine. Francine was a peacock she was pretty. Ted’s favorite color is gray. Ted enjoys sitting at the beach and catching the rays. Ted has fun playing sports such as water polo, slip and slide, and his favorite volleyball. Ted took me and his girlfriend out to dinner he took us to the fanciest Mc Donald’s I had ever been to. Later Ted and I went to Washington D.C. and went to the Lincoln Memorial. Ted and I sat on Lincoln’s lap everybody took pictures of us and we jumped with joy. After Ted and I sat on his lap we decided to go to the White House! Ted walked right in and I followed. We walked around for a while then when we got in to the office Ted saw Bill Clinton. Ted walked up to him and said Hi how are you I am Ted. Bill Clinton looked surprised because the turkey was talking to him. Bill and Ted talked for a while and then Bill decided to quit being the president and become one of Ted and Ryan’s friends. Then I asked if we could go pick up Justin back in Eastampton and he said ok, I rang Justin’s doorbell and he answered to find a turkey Justin looked confused? Then I showed up and told him the real story and how Ted and I wanted him to join us in our journey. Then he said ok and jumped in a superman costume and walked outside. On our way to the yellow brick road we saw Tim Frost and then Ted attacked him and Tim laid on the ground. Then we left for the yellow brick road. We joined with the scarecrow and the Tinman. We walked down the road and then we got chased by flying monkey’s luckily Ted could fly and he grabbed all of us by his feet and flew us around them. We were looking for the wicked wallabe. On our way to find him we ran into a monkey name Mark. Mark wanted to be Justin’s pet. Justin was nervous about it but it was ok because Ted knew that Mark was a nice Monkey not a flying one so Justin agreed. When we got to the wicked wallabe’s house we knocked on the door when it opened we said SURPRISE! We threw the wicked wallabe a birthday party. The wicked wallabe was so surprised that he was crying he didn’t think he had any friends and Ted backed him a brown sugar cake. After the cake was gone we hered the doorbell ring and guess who was at the door it was Tim Frost and since we didn’t give the wicked wallabe his birthday punches. So we decided to give them to Tim instead all of us circled around him and just started to punch him Tim shouted shampoo but we wouldn’t stop beating him up. The wicked wallabe was 110yrs old so we all got to punch Tim 110 times. After we left the wicked wallabe’s house we wanted to go to someone else’s house. Bill Clinton decided to go to Mr. Bob’s house he lived in a toliet. Mr.Bob’s house was very stinky because of that we did not stay long. After that Ted said lets go see Elian because he is from Cuba. We got there and I had a lot of trouble because everyone could speak Spanish and I did not know how to speak it very good. Elian said “Hola” and then Ted something long in Spanish and I didn’t know what it meant. Then Elian said “Si” that’s yes in Spanish. Elian had joined us and was going to follow us on our trip. Elian said that he wanted to visit his friend Sammy Sosa and that is where we went off to a baseball game to see Sammy Sosa and the Chicago Cubs play the Tennesee Titans. After the game we went down to see him and he said HI to all of us except for Tim he stopped looked at Tim and then punched him in the stomach. Tim fell to the ground laughing. Sammy Sosa also decided to go on our journey with us. That made Elian very happy. Sammy Sosa wanted to go see his worst enemy the strongest man alive according to ESPN. SO that meant that we were going to see Bill Gates! Bill Gates recently entered a Worlds Strongest man competition and came in first place by a landslide they did not make Arnold Swartzanager very happy at all. When we got to Bill Gates house it was a tiny shack in the woods. We knocked on the door and said Hello he responded by picking Tim up and slamming him through a wood porch. Tim got up and said nice to meet you too, Mr. Bill Gates sir. After that comment Bill Gates picked up Elian on and swing Elian and made him hit Tim that made all of us laugh Ted got made and challenged Bill Gates to a fight for his title of The Worlds Strongest man. They went to the WWF ring which was located in South Africa. They got in the ring and then Ted said Ding Ding Ding and they started. Ted hit him with a vicious peck to the head. Then Bill Gates responded with a power slam off the turnbuckle. From my point of view it seemed to be the end for Ted but then out of no where Tim jumped from the ceiling fan and flattened Bill Gates. Tim saved Ted from dying. That made Tim the Worlds Strongest Man. Then along came a bully named Jeff Stormer and he walked right up to Tim and punched him right in the nose and Tim fell and lost his title. Jeff was the strongest man in the world.

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