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| Horn is broken...watch for finger. I am only driving this way to piss you off. Forget about visualising world peace...visualise using... YOUR TURNING SIGNAL! I want to be like Barbie. That B!tcH has everything! Do you want to get stoned tonight? DRINK WET CEMENT!!! I swerve and hit people at random. I break for no apparent reason. Don't pass me, push me. I need someone bad. Are you bad? Be alert, we need more lerts. What part of http ://www .getalife.com don't you understand?! Welcome to Looserville;Population: you. Mean people suck...Nice people swallow. I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa did...not screaming, like the passengers in his car. If you can read this you are WAY too close. Hukt Un Fonucs Wurkt Fer Mi. Quit lecturing me...you'll ruin my buzz.  According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exhist. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. How can I miss you if you won't go away? Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. Puritanism: the haunting fear theat someone, somewhere may be happy. Consciousness: That annoying thing between naps. i souport publik edekashun. There are three kinds of people: those who know how to count and those who can't. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? ever stop to think and forget to start again? and my personal fave: I wasn't always a bitch. It took years of dealing with men like you to make me this way. more to come! |
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