Greetings, and welcome to RAMBERBANDS. Do please come in. Yes, there you go. Let me take your coat... Ok. Now you're all settled and stuff, let's get down to buisness. This page is for people with a bizarre sense of humor. You know, the type of person who would say "Igggllxpxnq" when asked what their favorite color is. When asked to elaborate on that statement, they would say "Hmmmmmmm". No, no, don't run away!!!! Oh, Zarquon, we lost another one. I'll put on some light music instead. *CLARENCE*

*CLARENCE*.......Executive Writer, Co-Executive Editor

KIRO......Executive Cartoonist, Co-Executive Editor

JOHNNY ROTTEN.......Historical/Political Expert

ZORK.......Columnist

A public service anouncement from *CLARENCE*---- RAMBERBANDS is currently under construction. No really, I mean we just made it, and it is as yet just a shadow of what we hope it will be. In the intervening time, keep that in mind. You are likely to encounter a lot of "Coming soons", so don't bash in the computer monitor with a tire iron just yet. Eventually, this site may actually be enjoyable, so please don't "Drop it like it's hot,ooooh, drop it like it's hot" until it's finished. If you still don't like it then, then you should drop it like it's a kitten that has mutated to grow alarmingly large claws, heat vision, and a lust to kill. Meanwhile, visitors should remember to sign the guest book, vote in the poll (if you can, please), vote for this site if you think it has potential, and don't drop kittens into radiation infested/otherwise toxic and/or mutation inducing waste. *CLARENCE*

"There are day when one must get jiggy"