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Dear Queen Bee,
Um there is a girl i like, but she has like 7 toes, is that a problem? Thanks a lot.
Anant

Dear Anant,
If she keeps her shoes on all of the time, it's no problem. But if she doesn't keep her shoes on all of the time and it totally disgusts you to look at her feet, then there IS a problem. Unless you like looking at 7-toed foots. 6 toes would be alright, but 7 toes??? No.

Dear Queen Bee,
I have a friend and sometimes she thinks she's a bird. And well it doesn't sound like that big of a problem but it's really annoying when she squawks in your ear and sometimes she tries to fly and one of these days I think she's going to hurt herself trying to fly because she always crashes into things and people and jumps out of trees a lot. Please help with my friend's problem. Thank you.
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
I think that your friend may be going through the "chicken stage." This stage comes primarely 2-15 years after a person has had the chicken pox. Not everybody gets this outrageous disease, but some unfortunate ones do. All you can do is pretend to be a bird with her. This phase usually lasts about 3 months. Just stand by her side and comfort her. This is a physcological disease, so you can do nothing but play along. Thank you. Hope I could help.

Dear Queen Bee,
There's a girl in my house, she claims she knows me and says she has the same mother as me. Her last name is the same as mine, she's a couple years younger then me. WHO IS SHE?
VERY CLUELESS!!!

Very Clueless,
I'd be scared out of my witts right now if I were you!!! You better get rid of this weirdo in pajamas... before she gets rid of you!!! She could be some serial killer or something. If there have been some "accidents" that have occured in the past, don't buy it. She meant to do it. You better dispose of her... PRONTO!!!

Dear Queen Bee,
Why is it that as I get older the hair on my head falls out but the hair in my ears grows so much?
Braisco

Dear Braisco,
Okay... you're in luck because I'm a trained and specialized phycological fugitive helper. So you see, the hair on your head does not fall OUT, it falls IN. Therefore, when it falls in, it goes through special "hair tubes" in your head that lead down to your ears. The hair grows out of your ears then. Trim your ear hairs everyday or else they may turn into pigtails.

Queen Bee
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