He's So, She's So, It's So... - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/queenbee/He_s_So_She_s_So_It_s

He's so dreamy he'll never wake up.
She's so happy she's having the time of my life.
It's so unfair your parents will love it.
He's so cute babies pinch his cheeks.
It's so right it's wrong.
She's so etheral you can breathe her.
He's so mean he makes onions cry.
He's so shallow it's downright deep.
She so blonde her highlights have highlights.
She's so suburban her desk at school has a front lawn.
He's so timid mice pick on him.
He's so conceited he makes mirrors exhausted.
He's so open it causes drafts.
He's so goofy Disney is suing him.
She's so fit her muscles have muscles.
She's so fashionable her mistakes start trends.
She's so hot she makes sun sweat.
He's so fast his shadow is still on yesterday.
She's so trendy people imitate her acne.
She's so spacey she has no room.
He's so raw he makes sushi taste burnt.
He's so sour he makes lemons pucker.
She's so geeky her sandals have built-in socks.
He's so all-American he makes apple pie seem subversive.
She's so shallow it's downright deep.
He's so striking they banded him from the bowling alley.
She's so far-out you have to take two buses to talk to her.
He's so bad he makes medicine sick.
She's so cool she makes cucumbers shiver.
She's so sharp just looking at her draws blood.
He's so unbelivable he must be true.
He's so well-behaved there oughta be a law.
He's so naive he really was born yesterday.
She's so smart teachers ask her for homework.
She's so down you can't get over it.
She's so perfect she deserves her own religion.
She's so colorful they name crayons after her.
She's so smart her middle name is ouch.
She's so clear you can see right through her.
She's so freaky the circus ran away to join her.
He's so slow it takes him an hour to cook one minute rice.
He's so slick he needs an oil change every three months.
He's so loud he gives earplugs a headache.
She's so polite Miss Manner's asks her advice.
She's so jumpy she makes coffee nervous.
It's so over it's the end!!!

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