32 Ways to Annoy People - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/queenbee/32_Ways_to_Annoy

1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

2. Drum on every available surface.

3. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

4. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

5. Ask 800 operators for dates.

6. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

7. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

8. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

9. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

10. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

11. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

12. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

13. Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

14. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

15. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.

16. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

17. Honk and wave to strangers.

18. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

19. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

20. Wear your pants backwards.

21. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.

22. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

23. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

24. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."

25. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

26. only type in lowercase.

27. dont use any punctuation either

28. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

29. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

30. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

31. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

32. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

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