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Pyro explodes and Jim Ross and Joel Gertner welcome the fans to an exciting edition of EMW Carnage live from the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts! We are just 72 hours away from the biggest EMW Pay Per View in EMW History and tonight, two big matches have been signed! In a special fatal four way match, its gonna be Showster, Ahbyss. D.D.B. and the Raging Ninja! Also tonight folks, the Cruiserweight Championship is on the line as the fast rising EMW superstar Mr. Breast defends his title against TEO and DwwxDJ in a Triple Threat match! Its gonna be a HUGE night for sure and let’s get set for an unforgettable EMW Carnage!

EoA blasts through the speakers and MW makes his way to the ring to Papercut to tremendous heat. "This Sunday, as I have said time in and time again, that Y2J has no idea what he's getting into. He thinks that he's ready for the main event. He thinks that he's ready for the biggest match in the history of the EMW. He thinks that he can beat me, the man who has held the title since End of Days, when I took it from RockLTSD in the greatest match ever in the EMW. Then after that I was bombarded into defending this title on every show up to the PPV! Then Y2J makes a joke out the world title and uses his hose to screw me! Just more proof that he enjoys the opposite sex. Y2J thinks the world title is a joke; he doesn't deserve to hold it or even contend for it. I made this federation what it is and I was the one who brought prestige to this title. I've been owner for a week, tag champ, and first ever two time world champ, but there's one thing that I haven't had in my time here. I want a clean win. A 100% clean, no screwjobs, no ref bumbs, no cheating, no interference, no bullshit match. I know it will be hard with Y2J in the ring with me, but I'm going to beat his ass. I want the clean win, and I'm going to get it this Sunday. Because our Ironman Match is going to take place in a cell, a cell in which I will raise some hell by myself, without anyone to interfere. I will take Y2J past his limits, and you will all see a side of me you have never seen before. JUICE breaking 311's neck will seem like child's play. But that is for Sunday, I've got another issue tonight. RECK, get your goring ass out here."

EoA hits again and RECK makes his way to the ring to a pop. "RECK, what were you thinking on CHAOS? You GORED JUICE! What the hell is up with that? Explain yourself"

"It wasn't my fault, I..."

Are You Ready interrupts RECK and Y2J enters the arena to a huge pop. "Dammit MW would you please shut the hell up?!?!!? All you do is bitch about how you want this and how you want that. But have you ever taken a second to think about what you deserve? You deserve nothing MW! All you have done in this federation is give everyone on the roster a bad rep. You give this federation a bad name. Without you, maybe we'd have someone honorable and worthy as champ like DaMn or RECK. RECK, don't you think that you should have had a chance to take what is rightfully yours?"

MW faces Y2J at the front of the ring and RECK at the back. MW: "Shut up Y2J, you know damn well that this is rightfully my title. I earned it. RECK has his own things to worry about. Hell if it weren't for me neither you nor RECK would be in my league. I think it's in your best interest to shut the f*ck up." RECK is setting up for the GORE behind MW!

Y2J: "MW, I think it's you best interest to turn around." RECK charges, but when he gets to MW, instead of GOREing him, he hugs him! What the hell is going on? This is pathetic. RECK grabs the mic from MW.

RECK: "Y2J, you need to learn to stop stirring up sh!t that isn't there. I want to shut you up myself, right here tonight. How bout it Y2J, are you man enough…er well we know that's not true, but are you gonna accept?"

MW: "Hold on a sec RECK, I think these Massholes would love to see Y2J get his ass kicked, but not only by RECK, but by MW as well, and that way they can all get a little preview of Infinity."

"Sexy Boy" hits and Detinic makes his way to the stage to join Y2J with a mic. "You know MW, I had you beat this Monday, and I think I should get another chance, so tonight how bout we do things tag style and I'll beat both your asses with Y2J as my partner?"

MW: "I got a better idea, how bout you guys find a partner, and we'll find a partner, and we'll do things 6 man style."

Detinic: "Sounds good to us, and I think we have our partner." Cougar comes out of the crowd and smashes MW and RECK across the backs with a chair. Cougar starts beating on RECK as refs come to stop the beating. Cougar walks to the back celebrating to a huge pop.
Fade to black.

Carnage Returns

Match One- Cruiserweight Championship Match- DwwXDJ and TEO challenge Mr. Breast for the title.

TEO’s music hits and he comes out to a decent pop. DwwXDJ comes out as well to a decent pop. “Fight Music” plays and Mr. Breast comes out to a HUGE pop! Mr. Breast is one of the fastest rising EMW Superstars in recent memory. Breast runs in the ring, only to get double teamed by DwwXDJ and TEO. They toss him to the ropes and he gives them a flying double clothesline. Breast gives TEO some hard right hands then tosses him out of the ring. Breast turns around and DwwXDJ gives him a superkick! He goes for the quick pin only to get a one count. He tosses Breast to the ropes and Breast gives him a spinning wheel kick. Breast has him pinned. TEO tries to break the pin up with a Moonsault, but Breast moves out of the way and TEO lands on DwwXDJ. Breast picks up TEO and gives him a stiff kick to the head! Breast goes for the pin and regains the title! Suddenly Da Demon and Gravedigger come out to some big heat and double team Mr. Breast. They pick him up and give him the Final Burial (Double Chokeslam). Suddenly Diesel Mike comes in to a big pop and cleans house giving Gravedigger a Bench Press and smacking Demon with a huge big boot! The fans cheer as the Tag Champs punk out GraveDigger and Da Demon!

Backstage Y2J is talking to Detinic, when Damn walks in.
Damn: Y2J what is wrong with you!!?
Y2J: Whoa Junior! What’s with the attitude?
Damn: Did you see what that assclown Cougar did to me? WHAT? He tossed me off of a cage and nearly ended my fucking career and now YOU go around teaming with him? I know that MW is a prick and quite possibly the biggest jackass in the world, but why in the red, white, and blue hell are you teaming with COUGAR?
Y2J: Calm down bro. Look at the EoA. They are crumbling apart as we speak and we should capitalize on that rather than sit here and argue about it.
Damn: You’re right dude, its just that…
Cougar walks in the locker room and he and Damn have a spine chilling stare down.
Damn: What the hell do you want?
Cougar: I came to talk strategy with my teammates. Why don’t you go shine somebody’s boots? Face it Damn, you’re not the same man that you used to be. You went from the top of the ladder to the bottom damn (no pun intended) rung just holding the ladder together.
Damn gets pissed and clobbers Cougar! These two start brawling and the fists start flying. Y2J and Detinic break them up and separate the two apart! This is obviously a brawl that needs to be settled!

Fade to Black

We’re back! Moments ago Co Owner of the EMW Y2J Chris Jericho made this stunning announcement in a brief interview with The Coach.

Coach: Y2J can you tell me the situation between Cougar and Damn? How will it be settled?
Y2J: Coachman it’s obvious these two fine gentlemen have a score to settle. I have ordered Damn to take the night off and go home. At EMW Infinity, Damn and Cougar will go one on one in a Title vs. Title Matchup! Since the theme is cleverly titled “Nothing lasts forever”, we’ll just see how long they can keep their respective belts.

Backstage RockLTSD is talking with RECK

RECK: What the…I should be in that match. I was SCREWED out of the United States Title Rock!
Rock: In the interest of fairness, I’m gonna make that title vs. title match into a 2 out of 3 falls match with you, Damn, and Cougar. The first fall is for the Submission Title and the second is for the United States Heavyweight Championship.
RECK: Thank you Rock, I guarantee I won’t let you down!

"My Way" by Limp Bizkit started up. DDB walks out onto the stage to a round of boos and cheers from the crowd. He walked down the ramp until his music cut. The screen then switched, now fixated on a lava lamp. The rest of the room was black except for the lava lamp. It was red with bubbles flowing around. On the otherside looking through the lava lamp was The Ahbyss. His entire face had a red tint through the lava lamp. The crowd booed thunderously as they saw his face. A sadistic smile was curled over his lips as his head drew away from the lava lamp, upward.

The Ahbyss - "Hello, DDB. Did you enjoy your match on Chaos? I hope you won...oh wait...you lost. My condolences. Perhaps it was simply a taste of what's to come for you. I mean, this night we have a match. And while there are two other competitors in the match, my focus isn't on them. YOU are my target. And tonight...I will crush you. Muhahahahahahahahahahahaaa."

The laugh continued, as the lamp was brought into focus again and it was then turned out. The crowd continued to boo.

Drop(1) vs. Showster(7) vs. Ahbyss(3) vs. Ninja(5)
Back at ringside, "My Way" by Limp Bizkit had started up again. DDB was halfway down the ramp when The Ahbyss had started his promo and now he was pissed. He came up the steps and climbed in the ring, walking over to the ring announcer. DDB took the mic and glared into the camera. The music cut and DDB started.

DDB - "Ahbyss. Get your ass out here right now so I can beat it! Because I am DDB and your ass will get DROPED!"

The entire arena went black. "Into The Void" by Nine Inch Nails started as the arena lights started to flash black and red. The crowd booed loudly as The Ahbyss walked out onto the stage. Ahbyss started down the ramp and DDB slid out of the ring, rushing him and trying to clothesline him, but he ran right into a big boot. DDB hit the ramp hard and started rolling down it. Ahbyss continued pacing down the ramp until he came to DDB, who was getting back up. Ahbyss grabbed DDB by the back of the throat and whipped him into the steps as if he grabbed him by the arm. DDB nailed them and lay there in pain. By now, Ahbyss' music was cut and the lights were normal. "Big" cut into the action and Showster started out onto the stage to a thunderous round of boos. He marched down the ramp as Ahbyss lifted DDB, irish whipping DDB toward the rail but DDB reversed it and Ahbyss hit the barricade. DDB chased after Ahbyss only to get back body dropped over the top of it. Showster climbed up onto the apron and stepped over the top rope into the ring, still getting booed. His music cut and he waited for Ninja. "Hokus Pokus" hit the speakers and the crowd erupted into loud cheers. Ninja walked out on the stage focused. He ran down the ramp and slid in the ring, his music cutting and the bell ringing. Inzane stood as Showster walked to him. Show threw a right hand but Ninja ducked it and shoulder tackled Show, taking him down to the mat. Ninja went nuts pounding fists into Showster. However, Showster locked his hand around Ninja's throat and tossed him through the ropes to the outside. Meanwhile, as Ninja's music turned on, Ahbyss had DDB on his feet and whipped him into the hockey boards that were put up to separate seats. The boards moved and DDB arched his back in pain as Ahbyss rushed after him, burying a forearm into DDB's forehead and catapulted him into the row behind that barricade. Ahbyss dragged DDB up the stairs, hitting him into a step every so often. They disappeared from sight. Showster was on his feet in the ring waiting for Ninja, who was standing with his back to the ring on the outside. Show reached over the top rope and grabbed Ninja by the hair, yanking him back in the ring and slamming him down to the mat. Ninja got back up slowly afterward, and Show rammed a knee into Ninja's stomach. Ninja was then whipped into the corner and Show followed, turning at the last second to try and throw his back into Ninja but Ninja moved away climbing onto the apron. Show was in the corner still when Ninja grabbed his head, climbing up the ropes and jumping over the top one, slamming Show face first into the mat with a top rope bulldog. Ninja stood up and bounced off the rope, coming back with a knee drop. Ninja stood and tried an ankle lock on one of the tree trunk legs on Showster, but Show nailed him with the other which sent Ninja stumbling. Showster stood as Ninja came stumbling back, grasping Ninja's throat to deliver the Chokeslam, but Ninja kicked him in the stomach causing a release. Ninja then DDTed Show. They lay there as the ref started the count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...Ninja was already up and Showster was just getting up. Ninja dropkicked Show, causing him to stumble. Ninja got up and dropkicked Show again, sending him into the corner. Then, Ninja got up on the middle rope and hammered him with right hands. Showster stomped him after three right hands and walked out, nailing the Ally Oop on Ninja and both men lay on the canvas again. The ref's count starts again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...Showster's got the cover on Ninja! Two count! Showster stands slowly, followed by Ninja. They trade blows in the center of the ring. Showster then Ninja, then Show, then Ninja, then Ninja again, and Show blocks a third punch and nails a big headbutt. Show lifts Ninja and sets him up for a Reverse DDT. Final Cut!! The pin! 1, 2, 3! The bell rings. Showster wins!

The screen shifts to Ahbyss and DDB battling it out. Apparently, a cameraman finally found them. DDB's face is bloody, but he's in control right now. DDB whips Ahbyss into the wall and Ahbyss hits back first. DDB rushes at Ahbyss for a splash but Ahbyss dodges and drop toe holds DDB face first into the wall. Ahbyss stands and lifts DDB, pushing DDB between his legs and standing by a table. He crosses DDB's arms, lifts, but somehow DDB manages to reverse it into a DDT through the table! What a move! Ahbyss is down and DDB is barely able to walk away.

Backstage we see RECK in the back looking for a partner for he and MW. RECK meets up with Bastiardos. "Bast, I need a partner."

"I'd love to help ya out RECK, so sure, who are you and I taking on tonight?" With this MW walks up and asks RECK if he's found a partner yet, and we see a disappointed look on bast's face. RECK starts to say yes when Bast says, "Um you know what, I just remembered that I, uh, left a pie in the oven or something, yea uh that's it…" Bast runs off, and MW asks RECK, "what the hell was that?" and RECK just shrugs his shoulders.

Fade to black.

Backstage Red Money is preparing for his next matchup in the hallway when JUICE and RockLTSD walk by.

Rock: Look it's Red Money…
Red Money: What do you want?
JUICE: HA look at ya. Do you actually think we would want something with you?
Red Money: Look if you two assholes don’t mind, I have a match next, so please get the fuck out of my way!
JUICE and RockLTSD don’t take kindly to this and beat the living hell out of Red Money! They toss him head first into the locker and JUICE locks in the Crossface and Rock locks in the Sharpshooter! Red Money is hurt! Red Money is tapping! The officials break it up as Rock and JUICE leave with their signature look of evil in their eyes! Will anyone be able to stop the madness?

Match 3- Red Money vs. Da Demon vs. JUICE vs. Best Breast

Moments ago, Red Money was taken away to a local hospital after suffering damage to his neck and lower spine. We do not know his condition at the moment but we will inform you as soon as we get word of his condition.

Da Demon comes out to some good heel heat. JUICE’s music plays and he also gets some heat. Mr. Breast runs in the ring and gets double teamed by Demon and JUICE. Suddenly RockLTSD comes down and starts to attack Da Demon. JUICE and RockLTSD toss Demon out of the ring and start focusing on Mr. Breast. They kick the shit out of him until ChaosGod and Diesel Mike come out and clean house. They manage to clean house and the Mike and Breast give Chaos the 3D! Diesel Mike and Mr. Breast have cleaned house. Will they do the same at EMW Infinity?

Papercut hits and MW makes his way to the ring. "Tonight I'm going to announce the match that I scheduled for Infinity. As you all know, I can make one match per show, and I chose to sign a match that no one else in the federation could get done. I signed a deal that will rock the world. I have signed a one time only match between Mr DGAF 2000 and Aaron Rift! You heard it here first, Aaron vs. DGAF will take place at the PPV!"

Fade to Black

Rock and JUICE are in the back healing from their wounds when MW walks in.
MW: Rock what is wrong with you man? You just ruined a perfectly good matchup with…
Rock: Look MW, you may be the world champion. But lets not forget if it weren’t for either me or JUICE that belt would never be around your waist! I am the Co- Owner of the EMW! MY NAME IS ROCKLTSD AND I DO NOT DESERVE THIS!
MW and Rock exchange dirty looks until JUICE intervenes.
JUICE: LOOK AT US! DAMMIT! We are the EoA! We are the elite of this fuckin fed and we’re sitting here fighting amongst ourselves? We’ve got to be stronger than that you guys. Cmon group hug?
They all hug and start to “cry”
Rock: (sniffing) I gotta match to attend to man. I love you guys!
MW: (sniff) excuse me I have something in my eye!
JUICE: (sniffing) Wuss.

Backstage Kevin Kelly is interviewing Bastiardos

KK: Bastiardos in just three days you go one on one with Real Deal in the finals of the EMW’s first ever King of the Xtreme Tournament. What are your thoughts on Real Deal and…
Basty snatches the mic.
Basty: Last Monday on Chaos, Real Deal put yours truly through a table. And you know what? I enjoyed it! You see Kevin in this Tournament, you have to be Xtreme to reign supreme. And I know that I can beat Real Deal and he knows it too. So rest assure that at EMW Infinity, he’ll find out who the real F’N deal is!
KK: Well tonight RockLTSD has booked you in a special one on one contest with Lethal Edge and are you prepared for this match?
Basty: That’s like asking a fish if he can swim. Kevin I am far beyond ready. You see I am going to do to Lethal what I plan to do to Real Deal at EMW Infinity. I’M GONNA KICK HIS CANDY ASS THROUGHOUT THE FLEET CENTER!

Chaos gods music hits and he comes onto the stage to a good pop, he is followed by Diesel Mike and Gravedigger. EOA music hits and out comes RockLTSD to big heat. Chaos comes out to meet rltsd, they trade blows while Digger and Mike brawl in the ring. Diesel takes control of Digger and hits a suplex, Chaos throws rltsd into the ring and Diesel stomps him and throws him back outside. Now only Chaos and Mike are in the ring, they stare at each other, and begin to brawl, Mike whips Chaos into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Diesel goes for a powerbomb, but rltsd sneaks into the ring and sweeps his legs. Rltsd goes after Chaos, he works on his neck and has him in headscissors, Digger is still down on the outside. Chaos reaches the ropes and rltsd breaks the hold, but then gives Chaos a piledriver and covers him 1..2..Digger manages to break it up. Chaos makes a sudden comeback and hits a series of punches on rltsd and throws him out of the ring. Mike attacks Digger and sets him up for a powerbomb, and he hits it, he starts to showbaoat when out of nowhere comes Chaos with a clothesline from the top rope. Mike goes through the ropes and out of the ring. Chaos picks Digger up and sets him up for the chokeslam, and hits it
and goes for the cover, the ref makes the count..1..2..wait a minute its JUICE, he

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