The Sinister Minister
Hometown: Parts Unknown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 210 lbs.
Year Turned Pro: 1989
Catch Phrase:
Championships Held:
Out of nowhere, the Sinister Minister has integrated himself into the ever changing world of Extreme Championship Wrestling, but exactly why still remains a mystery.
Since the Minister's first appearance, former ECW World Heavyweight champions Mikey Whipwreck has been drawn to the Minister's Luciferian appearance. Since coming into contact with this grifter, Mikey has undergone a startling transformation from mild-mannered youngster into a man overflowing with raving paranoia.
It serves no purpose to ask, as the Minister speaks in mysterious riddles, providing answers as vague as the images on the tarot cards he tosses around. A scarlet clad cross between P.T. Barnum, Jimmy Swaggart and Anton LaVey, the Minister seems to enjoy watching over the events in ECW, adding his own broth into the toxic cauldron and surveying the results.
Looking into the past of the Minister provides no answers either, as he seemed to drop in and out of sight while managing his macabre charges, reportedly working as a carnival barker and palm reader, fleecing the marks to pay the bills, plotting the moment of his return.
That leaves only the actions of the present to provide clues to the Sinister Minister's true purposes. Is he a fast talking would-be con artist, an evangelist gone wrong, or is the Sinister Minister using his appearances and actions to mask an even more larger plot?
Perhaps, it's all in the cards...if you know how to read them.
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