THE GOOD FATHER used to be a sinner like all of you. He used to parade around without a care in the world, exploiting libido for cheap thrills and a quick buck. He was a beloved competitor in the World Wrestling Federation, a former Intercontinental Champion.
But now he has given that life up. For you see, the "Godfather" didn’t really earn his success by pimping "hos," or "ladies" as any moral person would call them. The Godfather earned his success by pimping away his mind, his body and his soul. He gave up everything that is moral and right, and for what? Popularity? Success? What about setting a good example, and being a strong role model for the millions of people who watch World Wrestling Federation programming? What’s educational about walking to the ring with scantily-clad women?
The Good Father has thrown away his gaudy outfits in favor of a shirt and tie. He now fights the good fight, defending what is right in the world through selective censorship.
What the hell....we want the ho's back!!!
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