I interestingly dated a woman in the Eisenhover administration, briefly, and it was ironic to me because I was trying to do to her what Eisenhover has been doing to the country for the last [?] years.
Steven Wright
The only thing houseflies fear more than the Venus fly trap is the hanging plant.
Rodney Says
I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!
Proverbs
A pack of cards is the devil's prayer book.
Let O'Hara gain an inn in a Niagara hotel.
Oscar Wilde
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Friedrich Nietzsche
"_Gott ist tot: aber so wie die Art der Menschen ist,
wird es vielleicht noch jahrtausendlang Hohlen
geben, in denen man seinen Schatten zeigt._"
(God is dead: but considering the state Man
is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet,
in which his shadow will be shown. [And Nietzsche adds]
--And we-- we still have to vanquish his shadow.)
[ _Die Frohliche Wissenschaft_ ("La gaya scienza"),_The Gay (or Joyful) Science_,2nd edition, III, 108, Leipzig (1887)]
Groucho Marx
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Albert Einstein
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man
would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
[Albert Einstein, "Religion and Science", New York Times Magazine, 9 November 1930]
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
B.F. Skinner:
Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such
a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own free will.
African American Quotes
We must reinforce arguement with results. -Booker T. Washington
celibate - abstaining from sex
#62 Poliwrath
Poliwrath #62 Japanese Name: Nyoroban Pokémon Type: Water/Psychic Evolution: None Advantages: Fighting, poison, Fire, and
Ground Disadvantages: Electric, Grass, and Psychic Attacks: --- Hypnosis --- Water Gun --- Doubleslap --- Body Slam
Women's Quotes
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
-- Emily Dickinson
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