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| Here are the Top 50 Things That Only Parents Say... 50. Use soap. 49. Don't kiss the dog. 48. Where are your shoes? 47. If I were a shoe, where would I go? 46. "Hay" is for horses. 45. What part of "no" don't you understand? 44. Tickle, Tickle, Tickle. 43. Tie your shoes. 42. All right, look sloppy. See if I care. 41. Don't sit to close. You'll ruin your eyes. 40. Your socks don't match. 39. Its on your left. No, your other left. 38. Why is the remote control all sticky? 37. When I was a boy, we didn't even have remote controls. 36. Turn that down. You'll wake the dead. 35. Hush. (Try that one on a co-worker sometime.) 34. Zip it. (Ditto) 33. Use your napkin. 32. Blow on it. (Don't go there.) 31. Don't shovel your food. 30. Because it builds strong bones. 29. Three more bites. 28. Clean your room. 27. You call this clean? 26. Why do I have to do everything around here? 25. If I hear "Pikachu" one more time... 24. Stop talking and go to sleep. 23. If your brother jumped off a bridge... 22. Aw, get up. That didn't hurt. 21. I'll kiss it and make it better. 20. When I was your age... 19. I don't know. I haven't been wearing your shoes, now have I? 18. Close the door. Were you raised in a barn? 17. In or out, in or out. Make up you mind. 16. When you start paying the utility bills around here... 15. Stop slamming that door! 14. Money doesn't grow on trees. 13. By the time I count to three... 12. Walk Faster. 11. Stop running! 10. Don't you run from me. 9. Don't put that in your mouth. You don't know where it's been. 8. Did you go? 7. Get down from there. 6. Somebody's gonna get hurt. 5. Put that down. You'll put your eye out. 4. This is my final warning... 3. What's that smell? 2. We'll see. And, the No.1 Thing That Only Parents Say is: "Because I said so." |
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