Story
(No, this is not going to be an Ash-Misty love story! Its supposed to be funny!)
*The Pokémon Chronicles*
Hi, my name is Ash, and I'm going to tell about a great adventure. The day I turned 12 and the secrets of Pokémon.
Misty and Tracey tagged behind me, while Misty's Togechikku followed her and my Pikachu sat on my backpack. We were lost...once again. "Great job, Sherlock, we're lost again thanks to you!" I called at Misty. Misty scowled. "YOU said to go this way, no me!" As we argued, Tracey stared ahead, with a light yellow glow bouncing off his face. I turned from Misty and looked in the direction of Tracey's stare. "What is it......whaaaa?" I said. A large portal with a bright yellow light gleaming from it stood in front of us. "Okay....this keeps getting weirder and weirder. Hey, look, there is something on the top of the door," I said. I stood on a rock to see what it said. "Pokémon will stay, you will go. Through this portal...that glows? What a bad poet! Hey, I got an idea! Let's risk our lives going through this portal that we have no idea what's inside and check it out?!" I said sarcastically. Tracey laughed. "Yea, let's go!" I got behind Misty and gave her a push. "Ladies first!" I said and she stumbled into the portal. Togechikku followed her. Tracey and I jumped in after it, me grasping Pikachu nervousily. A Weedle that was munching leaves looked on. The lights got brighter and brighter. Soon, my body could not take the pressure of the fall. Everything turned black.
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"Ash, Ash, wake up! Come on!" I heard a voice in my dreams. I slowly opened my eyes. My vision was blurry at first, then my sight was clear. The fall had knocked all the air out of me, for it was like jumping off Japan's highest tower. Pikachu was by my side, shaking me. Misty was shaking my arm, trying to wake me up, while Tracey was looking around. "Where...where are we?" I asked shakily. Tracey turned around. "According to my research, we are.....I have no clue." I looked around. The grass, or whatever that carpet-like stuff was, was the color blue. The sky shown a bright red. I shivered. I reminded me of blood. I stood up, only to find out my arm was broken. "Can things get any worse?" I asked, after screaming from my arm. The bushes shook. It was the number one biggest stuck-up self-center jerk I have ever met and seen....Gary! Yes, I hate him!! "Huh, I guess this loser was smart enough to tumble through that portal too. That or you fell into it," Gary said. He laughed. Was that supposed to be a joke or something? Man, I hate him. "Look, Gary, I don't have time to deal with you. My Pokémon are tired, we're tired, we're hungry, and my arm is broke. I don't want to deal with YOU right now," I said. Gary laughed. "What an idiot." I couldn't take anymore of him. "You are probably the biggest moron and LOSER I've seen in my life," said Gary in a tone that would make anyone's blood boil. I yelled. "That's it!" I took a punch at him in the face. Tracey pushed me so I swung at air. "Now, quit. He can't be that bad," said Tracey. I sighed. "You don't know the worst of him," I said under my breath. Sometime, I will punch him so hard his great-grandkids would feel it. I hope. That or get sweet revenge for ruining my life. "I, the one and only Gary Oak, will find a way to get out of this! For I am the greatest! And Ash and Tracey are losers!" said Gary. Tracey turned to me. "Okay, let's get him." I nodded. Misty laughed. "This is going to be good." Pikachu and Togechikku looked on. "Huh?"said Gary, having no idea what was going on. I was just about to try to punch him AGAIN when a large shadow covered us. I put my fist down and looked up at the sky. "What's that?" asked Gary. I strained to see what it was. "It is a Lugia! Just like mine!" The Lugia landed. It sent a Psybeam at me. I then remembered I turned to STONE because of a Psybeam. I tried to run, but the Psybeam caught me. One weird thing though-it didn't hurt. A tingling sensation went through my broken arm. The cast popped off and it felt like....it felt like the bone was being glued. I shook my arm. It was no longer broken! "What the....?!" I cried. I looked up at the Lugia. It was larger than mine.....as if it was its mother or something. Quickly, with its beak, it grabbed my Lugia's Pokéball off my belt and flew off. I ran in its direction. "Hey, stop! Come back!" I ran only to find out that I fell in a pond full of Poliwags. I was dripping wet. I stood up, and Pikachu stood up too, for it had followed me. I picked it up. I walked forward, and tripped over a large flat rock sticking up from the ground. My day was awful. I pulled the rock up over my head, and was about to throw it, but I noticed writing on it. I put it down and read it. "Any children 12 years of age, gender of male, Pokémon containing a Pikachu, will have bad luck while in this place," I read out loud. "Oh, great, I'm 12, I'm a boy, and I have a Pikachu. Can things get any worse? Oh, wait, I take it-,"I said, but I was cut off by a bolt of lightning shooting down from the sky. "Ash, are you okay?" asked Misty. I coughed up a puff of smoke. "Do I look like I'm OKAY?!" I screamed at her. She walked back. "Okay, sorry." I brushed off smoke from my jacket. I read the rest of the tablet. "But, this boy will die if he sees a large Lugia, and if he owns a Lugia, it will be snatched away from him. The boy must find his Lugia or he will die within an hour," I said. "Oh, that's all. Wait, DIE?!! DIE??!! Why? WHY??!!" I screamed. I hate this place. Then I remembered something. "Gary, you are 12, a boy, and have a Pikachu stored by computer. You also have Lugia and saw Lugia. Why didn't you get the curse?" I questioned him. Gary laughed. "Because I rule." Then the Lugia re-appeared, stole Gary's Lugia, and flew off. We looked at each other. "Let's find it!" we yelled. Soon, Misty, Tracey, Gary, Pikachu, Togechikku, and I were running all over the place. I spotted something at the top of a cliff. Tracey looked at his watch. "We have 20 minutes until...the time....Now, let's go!" he yelled. We scrambled up the mountain and looked at the object. It was Lugia's nest! In it, were two Pokéballs. Gary took the one with the "GO" for Gary Oak on it and I took the regular one. We got our Lugias back! "WE WILL LIVE!" said Gary, getting own on his knees toward the sun with his arms spread out. I raised an eyebrow. "O-kay. Gary's had too much sun." We headed back off the mountain. It started getting hot, way too hot. When it reached 115 degrees, I took off my hat, jacket, gloves, shoes, and socks. When it got hotter, I rolled my jeans up to my knees. Soon, it was so hot I collapsed. I didn't realize what was going on. Pikachu was carrying water to me, but before it reached me, one huge blast of heat, about 139 degrees, sent me fainted.
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I woke up. I was in a hotel, with all my clothes back on. I was on a couch, with Misty beside me reading a magazine about water Pokémon and Tracey was feeding my Pokémon. Gary had also fainted, for we both had "the curse". Misty noticed I woke up. I slowly sat up, my skin feeling burnt. "Ash, you're awake!" I looked at my skin. It looked so much darker than before, before it was a light tan. "Now, were the heck did you guys find a hotel in some weird place like this?" I asked. Misty shrugged her shoulders and turned back to her magazine. "Beats me." Well, she's a lot of help. I stood up. I saw Gary slowly open his eyes. "Well, looks like the loser fainted," he said as he lazily lay on the couch. "For the love of humanity, you fainted too, so I wouldn't be talking," I said. Pikachu saw me and jumped on my shoulder. "Hi, Pikachu," I said. Gary sneered. "My Pikachu's bet-" Gary was about to say his Pikachu was better, but I cut him off. "Shut, up Gary." I went all over the hotel trying to find Tracey. "I can find him easier." I gave Pikachu a look to tell him to fry Gary. "Pi..ka....CHU!!" I walked away, Gary getting up. He then kept following me. I took out Lugia. "Lugia, where's Tracey?" He gave me a vision where he was at. I then returned him. "My Lugia's better," Gary said. I turned to him. "Look, shut up, quit following me, and quit trying to get me to punch you. Or do you WANT to get beat up?" Gary laughed. "Go ahead, I dare you." I threw myself at him, and while I was punching him and Pikachu frying him, Tracey walked in the room. "Ash, you want something to eat?" I nodded, but kept kicking. "Yea, give me a slice of pizza and a large Pepsi." After I was done with Gary, I walked back into the room with Misty, sat down, and started to read a Pikachu magazine. Gary walked in, and Misty looked up from her magazine. "Gary, what happened to you, did you run into a brick wall?" Gary cried. "He....he....he beat me up!" Gary said, pointing at me, acting like a 1st grader. I rolled my eyes and sighed. "Why did you do that?" I didn't look up. "Because he really needed to stop killing people with his attitude." Tracey stepped into the room and put our food in front of us. I saw something on my Pepsi. It was one of those peel-off win games. It read, "Congrats, you can now leave this place, along with two Pokémon and two friends." Okay...I won. I WON! "Hey guys, I can get off this place with two Pokémon and two friends. Okay, Pikachu, Togechikku, Misty, and Tracey, I choose you guys." We were teleported out of the portal. Gary looked up. "Hey, what about me?"
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Ah....finally, we had a vacation without Gary. Pikachu had on its n-electricity swimming trunks and was surfing. Misty was fishing, Tracey was swimming with Marill, and I lay on the beach. Could this get any better? "Hi, loser!" I put up my shades. It was Gary! He was in his swimming trunks, and you could see all his bruises. He looked like a racoon with his two black eyes. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled.
The End
(Authors Note: Okay, it sucked, but give me a rating.)
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