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when your skin turns yellow, and a tail start to grow on your back.
when you forget everything you learned at school
when you're afraid that your goldfish will give you a horn attack.
when the record button on your remote breaks down
when your skipping school to watch it, when its -30 degrees
when you start calling "rocks" "geodudes"
when your losing your time coming up with these
You actually bother to read this list
You go through withdraw when you miss an episode
If you own more than 5 tapes of Pokémon
If when people tick you off you yell Pikachu! and try and do the Thunder attack
If it works
If you are offended by this list because there is no such thing as too much Pokemon -
Vt=P=I(Viewing time of Pokemon is infinte)
You go around asking, 'Are you people or Pokémon?
If you know how to make an é on your computer
If you use it more than 5 times a day
If you've played all the versions in Japanese!
When you hallucinate a mankey on your ceiling
If you sing the Pikachu song for no apparent reason
Every time there's a power outage, you are convinced there are Grimers at the power plant
If you find a Porygorn in your computer
When ghost pokémon appear during math class
when you intentionally ellectricute yourself pretending your being shocked by pikachu
if you kill your bird tryind to jam it in a little ball.
If you think your bird is a Pidgey
if you name your bird Pidgey
then you teach it 'gust'
When you grow leaves on your head
If you go to parties dressed as an Oddish ..with a date
If your body turns blue and you grow a shell
If you shrink whenever you get near small, red balls
If you stop wearing clothes because Pokemon don't wear clothes
when you light your pants on fire and you think your charmander
If you ever thought you were haunter and tried to go though walls
if all you saw on MT.Rushmore are pokemon faces
if you light your best friend on fire pretending you're charmander doing fire spin
when your kill your bird by throwing a ball at it
if you taped a charm to your cat's forehead and say he's a meowth
if your cat has evolved into a persian
if you talk to your cat
if your cat talks to you
in Japanese
if you won't play ball because you think it might be a voltorb
If you start to spit on people pretending to be Squirtle using Water Gun
You name your rabbit Nidoran
You start wearing big R's on all your shirts
If you nickname your school rival "Gary"
when you show everyone your imaginary badges
if they believe you
if you do it more than twice a week
when people call you a Pokemon nut and you take it as a compliment
When you plant Oddishes
if they grow
If you call the local hospital and ask if they have any Chanseys
if you've tried to send mail to the pokemon league
you draw pokemon in math class wishing they came alive.
the pokemon do come alive
when your computer has storage boxes
if you keep seeing rattatas running across the kitchen floor
when you start pepper spraying people and telling your friends that you are using stun spore for protection
If you dream about POKéMON more than five times a week
When you walk areound in the park looking for Pokémon in the 'tall grass'
if you call the psychic hotline to see if they have any kadabras
When you know all the pokeraps by heart
you're afraid to eat eggs, especially spotted ones
your favorite food is ketchup
You watch a Ranma 1/2 episode and wonder what type of Pokémon is the panda
You forget there's a such thing as an American cartoon
When you know who pikachu is but not mickey mouse
you swallow a butane torch trying to be a charmander
you grow turnips on your back trying to be a bulbasaur
If you've ever watched the "seziure clip" - I have (:
You can sing the Pokemon theme songin Japanese (which I can)
You thought(or currently think) that we evolved from primapes
when you put icecubes down your brother's pants and say "ice beam"
when you give a duck Tylenol to cure it's headache
every time you kick something, it evolves
You know you watch to much Pokémon when you refer to the vet as the nearest Pokémon Center
you set your dog on fire
-you put your dog in the freezer
-if you electrocute your dog
-if you figure it's better if it just stays as an Eevee
if you refer to your laptop as a pokedex
-if you gave it the nickname 'dexter'
You classify your sister as a Krabby
You think Pikachu is powering your house
-you see him doing it
you try to catch Beedrills, but you keep on getting stung
You are sure your teachers are from Team Rocket
You throw red balls at the wall, hoping to catch Ghastlys
when you paint your cat pink and name it Mew
Your computer gets a virus and you blame it on Missingno
If you apply to Pokemon tech
You name your bird Dux
when you have all 150 pokemon memorized - in order Y
our phone actually says 'ring ring ring, phone call, phone call!'
You have 4 pokemon japanese Cds but you don't know a word of Japanese
If your bird has more than two heads
If you sing the Jigglypuff song in a hotel lobby as loud as you can
You never cry around snakes in case they'll evolve
You win big at Vegas and ask for a Porygon
You have 151 friends
hen you think ¥500 is a good price for a fish
when you watch Dragon Ball Z and see Vegeta transform, you yell "PRIMAPE!"
When one of your friends has a terrible squinting problem
your favorite dinosaur is Aerodactal
you see a fossil in a museum and wonder if it is Kabuto or Omanyte
You find it strange to listen to music in English
If you buy a Color gameboy and link cable just to play pokemon
If you buy an emulator
you have all 150 trading cards
-you have two of each
You have a Pokemon fan site
you're afraid that if you ride a horse, it will burn you
if you paint your hamster yellow and name it Pikachu
if you electocute it
if you paint your hamster blue and name it Pikablu
when you have both versions of Pokemon
You go to the beach and surf up and down the island
You have your city renamed to a color
You don't know(or remember) what beanie babies are
In Science class, when the teacher asks what causes Thunderstorms,you raise your hand and answer "Pikachu".
- and several people believe you
You call your house a "Pokemon Gym", and actually give out badges to people that defeat you
If you've traded Pokemon back and forth and back and forth and back and forth just for the fun of it
You invent new Pokemon
Because of Pokémon, you've decided to learn Japanese
You can imitate the voice of every Pokemon
-and you are proud of it
-you say them in the middle of a conversation for no apparent reason
If you've understood all of these YKYWTMPMW
You can easily recite what a YKYWTMPMW is
You forget what a caterpillar is and call it a Caterpie
You refer to your Pokemon Pikachu virtual pet as your best friend
You make a bed for your pokemon pikachu pet
You watch the same episode over and over again, hoping to catch a detail you missed in your other 324,234,534 viewings.
You become an exchange student in Japan because of Pokemon
You buy a pet mouse
You can say Pokéraps backwards
If you play Pokemon the card game in your dreams
You get your name changed to Ash Ketchum
You custom-manufacture a hat just so you can have one like Ash's
- then you lose it...
You look for Pokemon wallpaper for your computer
You look for Pokemon wallpaper for your room
You write a 20 page essay on Pokemon
you think HTML stands for Hitmonlee
A drowzee regularly eats your dreams
You look for moon stones in caves
You think all animals are Pokémon
You forget the real names of animals
You battle crabs with sticks
you learn japanese just so you can play games 1 month ahead of everyone else
You're idea of a great vacation is going to Japan to play unreleased Pokémon games
You're afraid to eat jello: it might be a ditto
You've made an offer for the Pokémobile
You accidently say 'pokemon' instead of 'animal'
You go to a drugstore and ask for a potion
When you buy Pokemon merchandise, Nintendo's stock goes up 5 points
You destroy people's bikes to see if they follow you
you say Pi-kachoo! when you sneeze
You try to shove one of your pets into the computer to trade with a friend
when your dog dies you take it to a Xerox machine to recharge it
You get all the Burger King toys before the kids in your neighborhood do
You battle the little kids with you cards, lose, and mope around for days because of it
People have asked you about other video games, since you knew so much about Pokemon, you must work there!

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