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Yo mamas so fat
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| YO MAMA'S SO FAT... Wen her beeper goes off people think she's baking up. When she wears a yellow raincoat, people run after her yelling taxi, taxi. She had to go to seaworld to get baptized her favvourite dress is a tent. she left home with high heels and came back with flip flops. she has to iron her pants on the driveway. she has to put lipstick on with a paintroller. she needed her ear peirced with a harpoon. she rolled over a quarter and meda a dollar out of it. when she steps on a scale it reads one a time please. when she steps on a scale it says sorry don't do livestock. when she stepped on a scale it says to be continued. the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale. the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight. people jog around her for excercise. when she puts on her cloths, they beg for mercy. when she wears a malcom X shirt, hellicoptors try to land on her. she couldn't star in Forest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates. when she goes to the beach the kids yell free willy! when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun. when she sits at the beach, greenpeac tries to tow her back into the ocean. she measurs 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big. she's got more chins then a hong kong phone book. she has to fly cargo class. she has to wear a sock on each toe. she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat. the AIDS quilt can't cover her. her naval gets home fifteen minutes before she does. when I swerved to avoid her on the road, my car ran out of gas. she sells shade in the summer. cows graze near her for shade. she got on an airplane and only the wings took off. when she told the airport that she needed to fly right away, they stamped goodyear on her butt and put her on the run way. she lost a game of hide and go seek when she was found behind the Himalayas. 0her belly buttons got an acho. I've known her all my life and I still have'nt seen all of her. when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her for the new world. |
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