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| You Might Be from The Ghetto If... |
You Might Be From the ghetto if...
1.If you have ever used a album cover for a dustpan.
2.If you have a candy lady in your neighborhood.
3.If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for a bubble bath.
4.If you've mixed kool~Aid one glass at a time.
5.If you refer to Now And Laters candy as "Nighlaters".
6.If you've ever ran from the police on feet.
7.If the batteries on your remote control are held in by tape.
8.If you've never been to the dentist.
9.If you have a friend or family member whose name is one word
spelled twice (Lee-Lee,Ray-Ray,Kee-Kee,Dee-Dee).
10.If you have ever paged yourself.
11.If you have ever worn bedroom slippers outside the house.
12.If you add "ed" or "t" to the end of words already in past tense (looked,killt).
13.If your child drops a pacefier and you sanitize it by sucking on it.
14.If you have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
15.If you can't hold a glass because the length of your nails.
16.If the gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
17.If you don't have your own place, but your child has a pair of Jordan's and a leather coat.
18.If you constantly hit *69 and ask "Did you call here?".
19.And if you think Tupac is still alive, you might be from the ghetto. |
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