1.YoMamma is so old, her social security number is 1.
2.YoMamma is so fat, she broke her side of the family tree.
3.YoMamma is so stupid she tried to put M&M's in ABC order.
4.+YoMamma is so stupid she got stuck in the grocery store and she starved to death.
5.+YoMamma is so ugly, when she was born, her incubator had tinted windows.
6.+YoMamma is so old, she has Noah's phone number.
7.+YoMamma is so poor, she had to get a job DJ'ing for da Icecream truck.
8.+YoMamma is so poor, she eats cerial with a fork to save milk.
9.+YoMamma is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
10.+YoMamma is so fat she has her own zip code.
11.+YoMamma is so ugly, when she tried to sign up fo a ugly contest, the judges said "Sorry, no professionals."
12.+YoMamma is so stupid, she thought MCI was a rapper.
13.+YoMamma is so fat, she has to use a Hefty garbage bag as a shower cap.
14.+YoMamma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house, and came out with a paycheck.
15.+YoMamma is so fat, that she wears pillow cases for socks.
16.+YoMamma is so fat, the only time she sees 90210 is when she stepps on a scale.
17.+YoMamma is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says one at time please!
18.+YoMamma is so stupid she got fired from a volunteer job.
19.+YoMamma is so poor, I asked her where her bathroom is and she said 3rd bucket to the left.
20.YoMamma's house is so small, the front and backdoor are on the same hinge! |