How to stay SAFE and ALIVE on Halloween:
1.When it appears that you have killed the monster,NEVER check to see if its really dead.
2.Never read a book of Demon Summoning aloud,even as a joke.
3.Do not go and search the basement,espically if the power has gone out.
4.If your children start to speak in Latin or in any other language they should not know,shoot them immediately.It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.However,It will probably take a couple of rounds to kill them,so be prepaired.This also applies to kids who speak with somebody's elses voice.
5.When you have the benifit of numbers,NEVER pair off and go alone!
6.As a general rule,don't solve puzzles that opens portals to Hell.
7.Never stand in,on or above a grave, tomb, or crypt.This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
8.If appliances start operating by themselves,never see if there is a short circut.Just get out.
9.If you find a town that looks desserted,theres probably a good reason for it.Don't stop and look around.
10.Don't fool with Recombiant DNA technology unless you are sure you know what you are doing.
11.If you are running from the monster,expect to fall down or trip at least twice more if you are a feamale.Also note that the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along,it is still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
12.If your companions start to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood,glowing eyes,increasing hariness,and so on, kill them immediately.
13.Stay away from certian geoglical locations such as:Amityville,Elm Street,Transylvania,Nilbog (you're in toruble if you reconize this one.),anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold,The Bremuda Triangle,or any small town in Maine.
14.If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonley road,do not got to the near~by deserted looking house to phone for help.If you think it is strange that you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank,shoot yourself instead,you are going to die anyway,and most likely be eaten.
15.Beware of strangers bearing tools.For Example:chainsaws,staple guns,hedge trimmers,electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers,butane torches,soldering irons,band saws, or any items made from deceased companions.
16.Do not mention the names of deamons around open flames,as these can flare suddenly.Be espically careful around fire places in this regard.
17.Do Not go looking for witches in the Maryland Countryside. |
