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A few things dogs must remember.


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A Few Things Dogs Must Remember:

1.The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff even though I have not gotten the chance to rip the bags to shreds to see whats in it.

2.I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I am lying under the coffee table.

3.I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

4.I will not ea the cats food before or after they eat it.

5."Kitty Box Crunchies" are not food!

6.The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

7.My head does not belong on the refigerator.

8.We do not have a doorbell.I will not bark every time I hear one on the TV.

9.I will not play tugofwar with dad's underware when he is on the toilet.

10.I will allow mom and dad some covers when we go to bed.


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