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Halloween |
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1.What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
2.Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
3.What does a lightly cooked steak and a Smart blonde have in common?
They are both considered rare!
4.Why did the blonde tip~toe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she did not want to wake the Sleeping Pills.
5.Why don't blondes call 911?
Because they can not find 11 on the phone.
6.Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
Because she loves children!
7.Why don't blondes like audio books?
Because there are no pictures in them.
8.What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
9.A blonde and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building. Who lands first?
The brunette because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
10.What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?
Look, they spelled MACYS wrong! |
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