1.What do fish say when they hit concrete walls?
"Dam"
2.Franke came home from school."I've got to write a composition on my fish",he told his younger brother."Gee,"Said his younger brother,"Won't the ink run in the water?"Thats a cute one I think....
3.The Babysitter asked lil Katrina "Does your lil kitty drink milk with a saucer or a cup?""Neither,"replied lil Katrina,"She uses her tounge."Aww!
4."Your dog is pretty dirty"Mrs.Trupin says to the lil girl,"Yes,And shes even prettier when shes clean!" |