Ash: Pikachu >_< get back here now.  Uh…sorry Yuffie.  I guess he likes you.
Yuffie: Then why does he always…
Pikachu: Pika-CHU!
Pikachu shocks Yuffie again.  Yuffie comes out all burnt.
Yuffie: Shock me?
Yuffie falls to the ground.
Brock: Ash, you really need to teach Pikachu how to behave.
Yuffie: Really!
Ash: Pikachu come here NOW!
Pikachu returns to Ash.
Misty: That’s better.
Vincent: Let’s get some sleep.
Everyone: Okay.
It is the next morning.  Pikachu shocks everyone to wake them up.
Yuffie: Ha, ha now I am immune to his shocks!
Aeris: Why so?
Yuffie: I’ve been shocked so much.
Aeris: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
There is a puff of smoke everyone looks at it.
Ash: Team Rocket!
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Team Rocket: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
James: To unite all peoples within our…
Ash interrupts.
Ash: Nation. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! We’ve heard it a million times. 
Jessie: Okay, give us that Pikachu.
Sephiroth: I am chosen by the Planet. I will kill you all in the end.
Ash: I’ll never give you Pikachu. 
Cloud: You will never kill me.
James: Well, we have no more time for a Pokemon battle. 
Sephiroth: You’ll be sorry you ever said that.
Cloud: No, you’ll be sorry you heard the name Cloud Strife.
Jessie: Ash give us that Pikachu.  
Ash: No!  Pikachu doesn’t want to go with you awful people.
Pikachu: Pika, Pik-A. Pika, Pika. 
Misty: If you are asking for a Pokemon battle you’ll regret it you old hag.
Jessie gets steamed.  
Jessie: Old, Hag.  I’ll get you little brats.  
James: Yes, we’ll get you sorry little brats.
Ash: We don’t give up that easily and you’ll never get Pikachu.  
Jessie: Sure we will sometime or other.  
Team Rocket and Sephiroth leave.
Cloud: D*** it we were so close.  
Brock: We’ll get them next time.  
Tifa: Yes, we’ll battle them the next time.  
Misty: I want to get that old hag.  
Yuffie: He, he.  
Misty: What?
Yuffie points to Ash who looks out of it and is looking at Yuffie.  She shows Misty.
Misty: What is it?
Yuffie: He does that all the time.  He told me that he likes me.  
Misty (in mind): He likes Yuffie huh? Well I like him.  I’ll get her.  
Misty looks mad.
Yuffie: What’s the matter?
Misty: Oh nothing. 
Yuffie: Okay.
Brock: Well I like all of you!
Aeris: DUH! You like every girl.  
Brock: Hey.  
Tifa: He, he.  
Brock: HEY! 
Cloud: Okay, lets get going.  
They start walking through the woods.  
Misty (in mind): Well, I’ll get Yuffie if it isn’t the last thing I do.  What should I do to her?  Hmm…well I’ll get her somehow.  
Yuffie: Hey Misty…well…uh…just between me and you do you like any boys?
Misty: NO WAY! 
Yuffie: Sorry, it was just a question.
Yuffie catches up to her group.  She is talking with Aeris.
Yuffie: Do you think that Misty likes anyone?
Aeris: She looks at you like she wants to kill you.  I bet she likes Ash.   Since Ash likes you I bet she’s jealous.   
Yuffie: I hope she doesn’t try to get me.  
Aeris: I don’t think she can outsmart you, I mean you outsmarted us.
Yuffie: I hope you’re right.  
Cloud: Well here is a Pokémon center, do you want to stop here? 
Ash: All right.  That’s a good idea.  We can get some rest.
Vincent: Let’s stop for awhile.  This will be relaxing.  
Everyone walks into the Pokémon center.   They walk to the counter where they see Nurse Joy.  
Nurse Joy: Hello, do you want to me to heal your Pokémon?
Brock: Uh, sure Nurse Joy.
Joy: I’m sure I haven’t  meet you before.
Ash: Brock that’s one of the sisters or cousins of another Joy.  
Joy: Yes, we all are identical and have the same name.
Ash looks blank at her.  
Ash: Yes, what a joyful world.  Okay Brock snap out of it.  
Brock: Oh yeah.
Vincent looks at Joy with starry eyes. 
Joy: Okay guys its curfew.  You’ve gotta go to bed now.  
Yuffie: Aw man I wanted to stay up late.  Fine.
Everyone lays down.  Their backs are facing each other.  Weapons are in front of them.  Yuffie is asleep along with Aeris, Cloud, Brock, Vincent, Cait Sith, Red XIII, Barret, and Cid are too asleep.  Misty is wide awake.  She gets up and walks toward Yuffie who has her Sherikan by her.  Misty carefully grabs it and lifts it above Yuffie.  Tifa turns around.
Tifa: Misty what the h*** are you doing.  
Misty hides the weapon behind her back.
Misty: Nothing.  Oh nothing at all.
Tifa: What’s that behind your back.  
Misty shows Tifa the Sherikan who is obviously shocked.
Tifa: MISTY, you were trying to kill Yuffie weren’t you?
Misty: Uh…no.
Yuffie wakes up.
Yuffie: What’s the commotion?
Tifa: Yuffie, Misty was trying to kill you.
Yuffie: Oh man I thought we were friends.  Now you are trying to kill me.  Why?
Misty: You have Ash and I like Ash.
You see Ash in the corner making gaging sounds.
Misty: Oh man I can’t believe I just said that.
Ash: I’m gonna be sick.   Ew! She’s mean.  What makes it worse is that she isn’t that good looking.  Besides I like Yuffie.
Yuffie: Genius she was trying to kill me.  Take back the fact that you like me.  You are only a kid.
Ash: What?
Yuffie: You are 10, I’m 16, I think of you more as a little brother than a boyfriend.
Ash: Okay, sorry about the whole thing.
You see Misty who is looking at Yuffie she walks over to her.  
Misty: Hey Yuffie I’m sorry about the whole trying to kill you thing.
Yuffie: Well, I forgive you as long as you don’t do it again. 
Misty: Okay.
Yuffie: Okay.
Yuffie and Misty shake hands.  
Tifa: Okay now everyone is awake we’d better go.  
Everyone leaves the Pokémon Center.  They walk through the woods. They all see a puff of smoke.
Cloud: It’s Sephiroth.
Ash: It’s Team Rocket.
Sephiroth: I am chosen by the Planet.
Team Rocket: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
James: To unite all peoples within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
James: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie.   
James: James.
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Meowth: Meowth that’s right.  
Jessie: Give us Pikachu or a Pokémon battle. 
James: Go Weezing.
Jessie: Go Arbok. 
They throw their Pokéballs and the Pokémon come out.  
Ash: This has to be easy.  Go Charizard.  
James: Weezing sludge attack now.  
Ash: Stop it with Fire Spin.
They do their attacks.  It knocks out Weezing.  
Jessie: Arbok it’s your turn.  Acid now.
Ash: Flame thrower now Charizard.
Arbok gets knocked out.
Ash: Ha, ha I’ve won this one.
James: Yeah, this is the only battle.  The one time we were going to battle we lost.
Brock: It’s a surprise that your Pokémon evolved because the only experience they’ve got is loosing.
Ash, Misty and Brock laugh kind of quietly.  The scene changes to Cloud and Sephiroth.  They have destroyed Bizzaro Sephiroth and had the Knights of the Round Table destroy Safer Sephiroth.  
Sephiroth: You will die. 
Cloud: No you will, I don’t give up that easily.  
Cloud does Omnislash on Sephiroth.  Sephiroth dies.
Cloud: Our enemies are gone.
Misty: I’m glad that’s over with.
Aeris: Me too.
Brock: Well…uh…should we go the same way?
Tifa: Nah…I’ll let you guys go. I don’t want to keep you 
from any of your exciting adventures.  
Ash: Yeah…bye I’ll miss you all.
Misty and Brock: Me too.
All: Bye you all.  Miss you.
~ Fin  
Ash, Misty, and Brock are at a Pokémon center.
Ash: Hey Misty why did you try to kill Yuffie.
Misty: No reason.  
Ash: You like me don’t you?
Misty: No.
Ash: Yeah you do.
Misty: No way.
You see Brock and Nurse Joy. 
Joy: Should we stop them.
Brock: Trying to stop them is like trying to stop time.  
~ The real fin>