April Fools - Me, TOMBR13, Reno, and Rufus have a couple tricks up our sleeves. - Games - http://maxpages.com/pkmnffviiforum/April_Fools_Fan

Setting: March 31, 2000. Promised land meeting room.

Charmander306: Hey guys some of the Final Fantasy VII characters are throwing an April Fools Day party tomorrow. They asked me to ask you if you wanted to come.
TombR13: Well you know I am going.
TombR13: I think, it is kinda a dance.
Pevency: I can’t go, anyway I already have another party I’m going to.
Codeboy148: Uh…(in mind) Think of an excuse. (out loud) I have a session on jokes to play on people on April Fools Day.(in mind) very good.
Charmander306: I’ll tell them that it’s still only me and TombR13 going to the party.
TombR13: I think is more of a formal dinner and dance.
Charmander306: Party, formal dinner on April Fools Day, there is no difference.
TombR13: HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
Pevency: Anyway the meeting is adjourned.
Everyone leave.

Setting: April 1,2000. It is only about four hours before the dinner. TombR13’s house.

Reno, Rufus, Charmander306, and TombR13 are in TombR13’s room.
TombR13: Hey what kind of pranks do you want to play on the others?
Charmander306: Anything from a simple fake bug in an ice cube to taking a photogenic kiss.
Rufus: That prank has been played so much they won’t fall for it anymore.
Reno gives Charmander306 a knowing look.
TombR13: Hey Rufus luckily we haven’t fallen for that.
Charmander306: Yeah, yeah, yeah rub it in. Let’s think of another prank.
Rufus: Wait, wait, wait did you two fall for that little prank.
Reno and Charmander306 look at each other.
Reno and Charmander306: Uh……yeah.
Rufus: HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
Reno: If you mention it again I’ll kick your sorry old a** back to last year.
TombR13: Oh b****, b****, b****.
Charmander306: The b****, the b****, you’re obsessed with the b*****. Let’s just get on with our prank ideas.
TombR13: I bring my computer and turn it off while I am using it, and turn it on while I’m not.
Rufus: That’s a good one.
Charmander306: I could smile, just smile.
Reno: But you smile all the time like that’s a big prank.
Charmander306: You DON’T know me very well then.
TombR13: But I do and you always smile.
Charmander306: No I don’t.
TombR13: Wanna bet?
Charmander306: YEA!
Reno and Rufus are in the foreground. You can hear TombR13 and Charmander306 in the background. Reno and Rufus have little sweat drops.
Rufus: They’re at it again.
Reno: Yeah, should we try to stop them?
Rufus: A wise Turk never gets involved in a catfight.
Reno and Rufus: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
You see Charmander306 and TombR13 again. They are in a fistfight.
TombR13: Take that.
Charmander306: Hmph…… I’ve had enough of this petty argument. FINE I smile all the time are you happy?
TombR13: Yeah, but what should you do?
Charmander306: Is anyone allergic to anything?
Rufus: Uh……I think Sephiroth is allergic to cats.
All: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!
Rufus: Really.
Charmander306: I’ll bring my cat.
Reno: How?
Charmander306: I have a couple tricks up my sleeve.
Charmander306 gets an evil look on her face.
Charmander306: Trust me.
Rufus: Okay now that you two have pranks I need one.
Reno: Me too.
TombR13: I have a good idea, Reno you can NOT drink for a day.
Reno: Hey!
Charmander306 does a palm-strike at TombR13’s head.
Charmander306: NO ONE, BUT NO ONE ISULTS MY BOYFRIEND EXCEPT FOR ME!!!!!
TombR13: Ow, I didn’t think you knew palm-strike, you’re only a white belt.
Charmander306: I am an advanced white belt who is taking the next promotion test. Besides your dad taught me.
Rufus: That’s besides the point, let’s work on our April Fools Jokes.
Reno: Let’s get back to it.
TombR13: Righto motivator!
TombR13 gives Reno and Charmander306 a dirty look.
Reno: I don’t drink that much!
Charmander306 rolls her eyes.
TombR13: Reno well you could a…nah…that won’t work.
Charmander306: He could do multiple small pranks.
Rufus: That would work.
Reno: Like stick a fake roach in Cloud’s salad. Put an ant, fake one of course, in Tifa’s ice cube. I could put cat fur on Sephiroth’s chair, which is really just hair from a wig. I could put a marble next to Yuffie and call it materia. Put a spider next to Aeris’s chair, you do know that those completely freak her out. I just can’t figure out what to do to Vincent.
Charmander306: It’s almost like nothing fools him or scares him.
TombR13: Yeah, he’s had such a rough life let’s just leave him alone.
Rufus: True, but it would be funny to see him freak out.
Charmander306: Yea, let’s leave him alone. Or unless you could think of one to do you could him that is good.
TombR13: Okay we have everything planned out.
Rufus: I don’t have a prank.
Charmander306: Act normal that’s a shocker!
TombR13 does a palm-strike a Charmander306’s head.
TombR13: Leave my boyfriend alone too.
Rufus: Hey, I could start talking to the chicken. Like, poor chicken you shouldn’t have done that.
All: HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!
TombR13: HA HA well anyway it’s time to leave we’ve gotta go only thirty minutes till the party.
Everyone leaves.

Setting: 30 Minutes later the same day.

You see Cloud and Tifa sitting at the same table. Aeris and Sephiroth sitting at the same table. Yuffie and Vincent sitting at the same table. Then there is Reno, Charmander306, Rufus, and TombR13 sitting at the same table. Tifa stands up.
Tifa: Now everyone this is going to be a fun party with hopefully no April Fool Pranks.
Reno (whispers to his table): Then they shouldn’t have invited us.
Charmander3306, Reno, Rufus, and TombR13 who are sitting at the table snicker.
Tifa: Any way this is hopefully fun for you all.
Rufus (whispers to table): It wouldn’t be if we weren’t here.
The table snickers.
Cloud stands up.
Cloud: Okay lets get started.
TombR13: I brought my computer just so if anyone wants to use it. See everyone it’s over there.
TombR13 points at the computer, which is turned on.
Vincent: I’m no computer genius but isn’t it supposed to be turned on when you use it and off when you aren’t.
TombR13: Uh…no.
Vincent: Okay.
Yuffie: Common people let’s dance.
All: Okay.
Sephiroth: Okay DJ work. Play a good song.
Cid is the DJ.
Cid: Okay Alcohol it is.
Aeris: No, no, no something good.
Cid: I SAID Alcohol it is.
Aeris: Fine.
Everyone but Reno, Charmander306, TombR13, and Rufus are dancing.
TombR13: Time for the next prank I’ve already got the computer one going.
Reno: Time for the cat!
Rufus: This is a good one.
Charmander306: Okay I’m ready.
TombR13: Cat?
Charmander306: Check.
TombR13: Okay let it…
Reno: Wait.
Charmander306: ……..
Reno: Well you know all those pranks I said I’d do you do know I’m not doing them to the exact people with the exact prank.
All (except Reno): Okay.
Everyone rolls there eyes as if to say duh.
TombR13: Okay let the cat go.
Charmander306 lets go of her calico cat Quilt. Now you see the dancing floor.
Sephiroth: I smell something fishy like cat’s breath. Oh s***, Oh s*** it’s a cat. I’M ALLERGIC TO CATS. AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Are you okay Hun if we have to we’ll go outside for awhile.
Sephiroth: AAACHOOO. That’s a good idea.
You see the four in the back of the room laughing after Sephiroth and Aeris go outside.
Charmander306 (quietly): Come back Quilt .
Charmander306 walks outside to let Quilt run wild in the car. She walks by Sephiroth who looks at her suspiciously. Aeris and Sephiroth are sitting outside. Aeris is kind of crying because she is worried. Charmander306 puts Quilt away with no one looking. Then she runs back into the building by her little group.
Charmander306: Phew I had a close encounter with Sephiroth while putting Quilt away.
TombR13: Yeah good thing he didn’t catch you or you would have been dead meat.
Reno: Yeah you should have seen him when Aeris suggested something he didn’t like.
Rufus: I thought she was as good as dead.
TombR13: I guess now it’s time for some small pranks that I guess all of us can do with Reno.
Reno: Okay well lets get started.
Everything has to be served but no one notices it. By now Aeris and Sephiroth are back in the building and once again dancing to music.
Charmander306: Now that the food is served we can start the pranks since no one notices the food. When we are done we can call them to eat.
TombR13: Yeah that would work.
Charmander306: Okay lets get started
Everyone get stuff out and ready. Charmander306 is routing through the bag Reno brought.
Charmander306: Excuse me Reno but what is this camera for?
Reno: I thought up something for Vincent take a picture of him and Yuffie kissing.
TombR13: So………………
Reno: So I can get that little brat, Yuffie, back.
Rufus: Oh yeah I forgot you fell for that.
TombR13: Okay well…I’ll get Tifa and Cloud.
TombR13 puts a fake bug in Tifa’s ice cube and half a roach in Cloud’s salad. She returns to the table a announces that she is done. Everyone else says that they are done.
TombR13: Okay we’re set.
Charmander306: Yuffie is going to love that little black marble.
Reno (out loud to everyone): Before Tifa makes a toast one last dance.
TombR13: Okay Charmander306 you play that music from Parasite Eve.
Charmander306: Okay I’ll start you finish.
TombR13: Oh yeah that little Vincent –Yuffie prank. That otta get ‘em.
Charander306 sits down at the piano and begins to play she sees Yuffie and Vincent getting close. She signals TombR13 to play the piano and they switch spots. Charmander306 and Reno get their cameras ready. Yuffie and Vincent kiss.
Charmander306 and Reno: C-L-EEE-K!
Yuffie: Ah, man they got me back!
Charmander306: Ha ha to you master of photography, this is going in my yearbook.
Reno: All right all the Turks are hearing about this.
Vincent: No they aren’t!
Reno: Wanna bet.
Yuffie and Vincent leave for awhile and return in enough time for the toast.
Tifa: I’d like to make a toast to…OH MY GOD WHAT THE H*** IS A FLY DOING IN MY ICE CUBE, I’d like to know right NOW who did this.
No one admits.
Tifa: That didn’t work. Okay I’ll take the cube out that may have been an accident.
Cloud jumps out of his seat.
Cloud: There is a roach in my salad wait a sec it’s only half EW!
Barret gags.
Tifa: All right who is doing these pranks?
Once again no one admits.
Tifa: Okay lets get on with this.
Later at the table.
Rufus: All right I’m going in.
TombR13: Go get Yuffie.
Rufus: Okay.
Rufus heads over to where Yuffie and Vincent are sitting he pushes Vincent out of his seat.
Rufus: Excuse me.
Yuffie: What do you want.
Rufus: Oh nothing.
Yuffie turns her head and sees the little black marble. She bends over to get it. Rufus sees what she is doing and purposely drops the chicken juice squirts into her eyes.
Yuffie: What did you do that stings. I was trying to get the black materia.
Rufus: Remember you all ready gave it to Charmander306 for her birthday last year.
Yuffie: I know. But ow this chicken juice stings.
Rufus picks up the chicken by his fork.
Rufus: Now Mr. Chicken I know you knew better than that. That’s a bad chicken you will be punished for the remainder of your life too bad it is too short.
Rufus throws the chicken against the wall and then walks over to his table. Yuffie gives Rufus an odd look.
Rufus: All right the pranks are done for. Wait a sec where is TombR13?
Charmander306: Getting ready for her last prank. We thought of it while you were gone.
Rufus: What is it?
Reno: You’ll see, I’ll tell you this it involves Vincent.
All of a sudden TombR13 comes running into the room.
TombR13: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Hojo has come back to kill us all. AND to do AWEFUL experiments.
Vincent: AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Vincent jumps out the window.
TombR13: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!! Just kidding Hojo is dead!
Vincent comes flying back in through the window.
Yuffie: So YOU’RE the ones who played those pranks.
Charmander306: SO what you going to do about it “Materia Girl”?
Tifa: We’ll get you all back…
Cloud: Next year!
Reno: Nah I’m not that easy!
Charmander306: Neither am I!
TombR13 and Rufus: ME too!
Everyone leaves some regretting they fell for the group’s pranks.
~ Fin

Cait Sith: Hey I wasn’t in it!
Red XIII: Neither was I!
Charmander306: Sorry Red I thought that would be too many people!
Cait Sith: And why not me?
Charmander306: So long Caity you suck!
Scarlet: And how come none of the Turks or Shinra was in it?
TombR13: Except Rufus.
Scarlet: Zuh?
Charmander306: And Reno.
Rude: What’s that you two?
Charmander306 and TombR13: Oh nothing!
Elena: But why?
Charmander306: Rude you know I don’t like you. Elena you’re cool but that’d be too many people. I don’t like Tseng or Reeve!
Scarlet: And ME?
TombR13: Screw you Sucubuss.
~ The real Fin.

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