At Tifa and Aeris's Dorm - Fan fic about when Yuffie, Me, and a few friends of mine stay at Tifa and Aeris's Dorm. - Games - http://maxpages.com/pkmnffviiforum/A_Tifa_and_Aeris

It is during spring break. Katie, Danielle, Rachel, Kaitlyn and Yuffie decide to stay at Tifa and Aeris’s dorm.
Setting: Some time during spring break.

Tifa: I’m glad you guys could stay.
Aeris: Yeah, now you get to see what our lives are like.
Rachel (sarcastic): Yeah how exciting college life is.
Tifa: You think?
Rachel: No.
Aeris: Well it is.
Danielle (sarcastic): I bet.
Kaitlyn (sarcastic): The enjoyment.
Katie (sarcastic): I know it must be.
Yuffie (once again sarcastic): Yes very exciting.
Tifa: What’s with teenagers and the sarcastic thing?
Aeris: I’ve got no clue.
Tifa: If you guys are going to be like that all spring break just get out.
Tifa and Aeris look at the five who are giggling. Tifa picks up the phone and calls Reno, Rufus, Red XIII, Cid, Vincent, Cloud and Sephiroth.
Katie: Who are you calling?
Tifa: You’re worst nightmare!
Katie: You mean Rude and Tseng.
Tifa: No.
Rachel: Cloud and Rufus?
Aeris: Yeah.
Rachel: S***bucket.
Yuffie: You must mean Cid and Reno!
Tifa: Yep.
Katie: WHY CID?
Aeris: He is a part of AVALANCHE.
Katie: D*** it why?
Danielle: Did you invite Sephiroth?
Tifa: Yeah.
Katie: Why Sephiroth he was the one who threw me off the second level of the Dayton Mall?
Aeris: To keep you guys in shape.
Yuffie: But….but….why?
Tifa: We wanted to.
Rachel: Oh great the Army Sergeant from h*** !
Kaitlyn: Did you invite anyone else?
Tifa: Yeah try to guess?
Danielle: Sucubuss….uh I mean Scarlet?
Kaitlyn: Reeve?
Katie: Tseng?
Rachel: Cait Sith?
Yuffie: Fat boy….I mean Barret?
Tifa: No, no, no.
Aeris: You’re all wrong.
Rachel: Huh that’s all the so called nightmares I can think of.(under her breath)besides Yuffie.
Yuffie: What’s that?
Rachel: Nothing *cough* nightmare.
Tifa: You didn’t name Vincent or Red XIII.
Katie: They aren’t nightmares. Except Vincent he looks like a Vampire.
Danielle: Yeah but Red XIII isn’t.
Rachel: Neither is Vincent.
Kaitlyn: I’d hate to interrupt but THEY’RE HERE!
Yuffie: AAAHHH!!!
Cloud and Sephiroth walk in first.
Rachel: If it isn’t the Army sergeant from h*** and his little friend spike. Oh and following right behind them is Rufus the stay puff marshmallow man and his little Turk friend. Oh yeah and Cid well I can’t think of a name for you.
Kaitlyn: Rachel that isn’t you at all….excluding the insults to Cloud and Rufus. But it really isn’t.
Rachel: It isn’t, wow. I wanted to see what it felt like to do something new and well I did.
Danielle: Take that.
Danielle does a roundhouse kick to Rachel’s side.
Rachel: Hey what was that for?
Danielle: No one insults my boyfriend except for me and maybe Katie.
Katie: Ditto.
Kaitlyn: Except for you and Katie? Huh?
Katie: Except for me and Danielle. Oh yeah did you insult Reno?
Rachel: Yeah so?
Katie: Did you hear what I said?
Rachel: Yeah so Turk lover what are you going to do about it?
Katie: I’ll let you off with a warning….wait a sec what you call me?
Rachel: Oh nothing… Nothing at all
Katie kicks Rachel in the side.
Rachel: You won’t hurt me….
Kaitlyn: Rachel, I order you to act yourself.
Tifa: People, people let’s not bicker over who is or isn’t acting themselves.
Danielle: Huh?
Katie: Tifa can you make some sense?
Kaitlyn: Who cares? Lets just….uh….what are the guys doing here?
Aeris: I don’t know to keep you company and in order.
Rachel: I don’t need the company of Spikey and the stay puff marshmallow man.
Danielle and Tifa: Huh? What’d you call our boyfriends.
Rachel: Nothing (under her breath) moron lovers.
Danielle: I heard that!
Rachel: Heard what? Me say something about you, I wouldn’t.
Danielle: Okay, this is a warning.
Rachel snickers.
Katie: Rachel, I wouldn’t recommend getting on their nerves.
Rachel (sarcastic): Okay Miss Know-it-all.
Katie: Huh?
Rachel: Nothing at all.
Katie: Well I didn’t hear it so I can’t hurt you.
Rachel: You couldn’t hurt me.
Katie: What’s that?
Rachel: Nothing.
Setting: Same place later that day about 9: 43 PM. Katie, Danielle, Kaitlyn, Rachel, and Yuffie are in the room where they are staying. All the guys have left.
Katie: Hey do you think we should do any pranks on them?
Rachel: He, he that would be enjoyable.
Danielle: The only thing is that they won’t be as gullible since the pranks Katie and I did on the April Fools day party.
Kaitlyn: I wish I was there. I also wish I was at Katie’s birthday party so I could see Reno ask her out…
Danielle: If you would have been at the birthday party you may have also seen Tifa’s butt and Katie pass out.
Katie: He, he….wait I don’t remember passing out.
Danielle: Too bad it was pretty hilarious…we did all kinds of things to you.
Rachel: I wish I was there too but that was the past I’m thinking on the future. Anyway what do you want to do to them?
Katie: I know of this one site called “The end of the world as we know it” it has a bunch of ways to freak out your room mate.
Katilyn: He, he.
Rachel: By the sound of that laugh Kaitlyn just came up with a congenius plan.
Kaitlyn whispers her plan to Danielle and Yuffie. Danielle bursts into laughter and is rolling on the floor. Yuffie cracks up and too starts rolling on the floor.
Katie: Tell us.
Kaitlyn: Well….uh we could unplug their cable box from their TV it would be funny cause with out it all the TV shows is fuzz.
Everyone laughs then Tifa comes in.
Tifa: What’s so funny?
Rachel: Nothing.
Tifa: Does it have to do with me and Cloud?
Katie: No way.
Danielle: I wouldn’t talk about that if I didn’t have a choice.
Rachel: Such a boring topic.
Kaitlyn: We’re not going to tell you what’s so funny!
Tifa: Why?
Rachel: N.O.Y.B.
Tifa: Huh?
Yuffie: Duh….that was like something we said in Kindergarten. None of your buisness.
Aeris walks in.
Aeris: I heard a bunch of laughing so I came as soon as I can.
Danielle: Give it up we’re never going to tell.
Aeris and Tifa: Fine.
Tifa: We’re leaving.
Tifa and Aeris leave.
Kailtyn: When should we do it then?
Rachel: Tomorrow night that way we can see what time they normally go to bed.
Katie: That’s going to work.
Danielle: Tomorrow night 1:30 AM we’re going to do this okay?
All in room: Okay.
Katie: What time is it now?
Kaitlyn: Midnight.
Katie: I’m going to sleep. Don’t do any pranks on me. Trust me they don’t work. Once I spent the night at a friend’s house and they tried to do a prank on me and right when they were about to do it I woke up.
Yuffie: Me too, I mean I’m going to sleep.
Kaitlyn: We won’t.
Rachel: Me do a prank on you never.
Danielle: Fine. I was going to but it won’t work whenever I try to you wake up.
Katie: Good night. I’d recommend you get to sleep too so you can stay up.
All: Okay.
Everyone goes to sleep.
Setting: Next night at 1:30 AM.
Everyone gets dressed in black. They head out to the TV. Tip toeing out there.
Kaitlyn (whispers): We’ll here is the flash light now where is the cable.
Rachel: Right here.
Danielle: Okay pull it.
Rachel and Kaitlyn pull the wire out.
Katie: This will be so funny I can’t wait to see their faces tomorrow.
Yuffie: I know it. This will be amusing.
Everyone tip toes back to the room.
Katie: I’m going to sleep now.
Everyone else: Me too.
Everyone goes to sleep. They wake up the next morning to a fuzzy TV. They go out into the room where the TV is. Everyone is out in the room.
Tifa: What in h*** is wrong with the TV?
Katie snickers.
Tifa: Did you have anything to do with this Katie?
Katie: No. Nothing to do with this.
Danielle walks into the room.
Danielle: See if there is anything wrong with the TV.
Aeris: What do you mean?
Rachel comes in.
Rachel: She means look at the back of the TV and see if anything’s wrong.
Tifa: Why?
Kaitlyn comes in.
Kaitlyn: Duh, Tifa use common sense and see if anything is unplugged. Like the * cough * cable.
Danielle gives Kaitlyn a look.
Kailtyn: What?
Danielle: Nothing Miss tell all.
Tifa: She’s just giving helpful information.
Kaitlyn: Yeah.
Aeris checks the back of the TV. She holds up the unplugged cable.
Aeris: All right who did this?
No one admits.
Katie (in her mind): I better not tell…the trouble I’d be in.
Rachel (in mind): Let’s keep this a secret we I won’t tell on any of us.
Kaitlyn (in mind): This is a secret I’m not telling.
Danielle (in mind): Why the h*** would Tifa care. She doesn’t watch TV much anyway. Heh, heh…this
is one secret I’m keeping.
Katie: I’ve got no clue.
Rachel: Me neither.
Kaitlyn: Nor I.
Danielle: Why you looking at me? I didn’t do nothing to your precious TV.
Aeris: You better tell me…uh…I can read your minds.
Tifa (whispers to Aeris): Nice excuse.
Aeris (whispers to Tifa): Thanks.
Danielle: Well then if you can read my mind tell me what I’m thinking.
Aeris: Okay……..?
Danielle (in mind): Aeris if you know what I’m saying well here…..I want chicken I want liver I want tuna
please deliver…. I want chicken I want liver I want tuna please deliver when you hear the cat’s meow…..
it’s meow mix, meow mix, meow, meow, meow.
Aeris: You were uh…singing the commercial to that Meow mix cat food.
Danielle: D*** it you can.
Katie (in mind): Meow, meow, meow…
Katie: What did I just say then?
Aeris: You are saying meow.
Aeris and Tifa laughed and walked off.
Tifa: They always think about that when you say that.
Aeris: I think they know I can’t but they’ll get over it.
The scene changes to the younger girls.
Rachel: You know she can’t read minds. (mummers under her breath) unless you are stupid.
Danielle and Katie: DUH! Use common sense she just knows we always think that.
Kaitlyn: Okay well uh…how many more days left?
Yuffie: Four.
Kaitlyn: Well okay….we have just enough days to do this only one prank.
Danielle: It is…
Kaitlyn: Well day 1 and 2 gather up all of their stuffed animals. During day 2 while Rachel and I are
gathering up stuffed animals Katie and Danielle will get some rope and nails. Day 3 we tie ropes around
their necks then hang them up on the ceiling. On day four well I’ll explain on day 3.
Katie: Okay..
Danielle: Could you talk a little slower I don’t write that fast.
Rachel: I’ll tell you later.
Danielle: Okay in the mean time well it’s late so lets go to bed.
Everyone goes to bed. They sleep then wake up.
Kaitlyn: Day one steal stuffed animals.
They walk into Tifa and Aeris’s Rooms.
Yuffie: What’s that.
Rachel: I don’t know it looks like a turtle. I think…
Yuffie: Okay is everyone’s hands full.
All: Yep…
Yuffie: Let’s hurry back.
They all run back they do this like four times.
Kaitlyn: Huff puff . How many more do they have?
Danielle: Quite a bit.
Katie: I’m pooped I’m going to sleep.
Katie gets knocked out. Everyone else joins her. They wake up now it is about 9:32 PM. It’s dinner time
now it’s a little late.
Tifa: I made your favorite McDonalds.
Katie: Huh?
Tifa: Too lazy to make dinner today…it is late.
Katie: It is I’m going to bed.
Katie walks away.
Danielle: What’s with her and it being late?
Rachel: You’ve got me stuck there…
Everyone else eats dinner then they fall asleep.
It is now the next day.
Kaitlyn: Time to do more work. Katie and Danielle go get the supplies.
Yuffie: What about me.
Rachel: Stay here with me and Kait.
Danielle: Why’d did I get stuck with her? She doesn’t know a nail from a pizza.
Katie: Shut up…besides pizzas have sauce on them.
Everyone rolls their eyes.
Katie: What.
Danielle and Katie head out they finish day 2’s plan. It is now day three.
Rachel: Okay what are we doing tomorrow.
Rachel strapped a rope around a bear stuffed animals neck.
Kaitlyn: We are going to hang the stuffed animals up tonight then going to talk to them like they were being punished for an evil doing.
Katie laughs as she pulls so tight onto a rope that the bunny’s head pops off.
Danielle: KATIE!
Katie: What?!
Danielle points at the stuffed animal.
Katie: Oops!
Katie hides it behind her back then stuffs it under the couch. They begin hanging up the animals.
Katie: What time is it?
Rachel: 10:15 PM.
Katie: I’m going to bed. Night, night.
Katie leaves.
Danielle: See there is something with her and going to bed early.
Kaitlyn: Shut up…we need to sleep now that everything is done.
It is now the fourth and final day Tifa and Aeris are glad that these horrible 5 are leaving.
Tifa and Aeris walk out into the living room
Tifa: WHERE did this come from?
The 5 girls laugh.
Aeris: From the sound of that laugh the terrible 5 did it!
All five: What’d you call us?
Aeris: Nothing.
Tifa and Aeris laugh.
Katie: Mr. Bear you shouldn’t have done that.
Yuffie: Mr. Lion you’ve miss behaved.
Rachel: Mr. A** you didn’t have to do that.
Rachel snickers.
Kaitlyn: Elephant well let’s not say what you did.
Danielle: And Cait Sith….What? Cait Sith?
Cait Sith: Can someone PLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE get me down?
Tifa lets Cait down.
Cait: Um…meow? Thanks…
Tifa: What are you doing? With Cait and all?
Katie: Well uh….
Doorbell rings and Aeris answers it the mom’s are at the door. Except Yuffie she is driving home herself.
Katie’s Mom: How was your week at college?
Katie: Fun.
Danielle’s mom: Did you have fun?
Danielle: Sort of.
Kaitlyn’s mom: Kailtyn did you misbehave or play any pranks.
Kaitlyn: I’ll explain it later.
Rachel’s mom: Well, how was it?
Rachel: Fine.
Everyone leaves except Tifa and Aeris who fall over on the couch.
Tifa: I’m glad that’s over with!
Aeris: Me too!

The end...

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