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1. If you get angry at a person,place, or object... then put the word "Swine" in front of it!

2. If someone presents you with info that you were unaware of but would like to pretend you were aware of then say "Yes, I kneuw that... I kneuw that!"

3. Any word with an 'oh' 'ah' or 'oo' sound, add a short 'eh' sound to it. Such as: "pheone", "behm"

4. Words with an 'uh' sound must be replaced with a 'ih' sound. Such as "minkey".

5. When you come across past tense, a word ending in 'ed' take the word in half at the wrong place or accent the wrong syllable. Such as 'sol-ved' 'rah-ceived'.

6. Any person that just doesn't understand you they must be called an idiot or a fool.
"Yes, that is what I have have been saying you idiot!"


In loving memory of Peter Sellers - this site is dedicated to him... the one and only Inspector Clouseau
"Give me ten men like Clouseau, and I could destroy the world." Inspector Dreyfus (Herbert Lom)
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