Everyone knows and loves or hates beach partys,theyre an excuse to fuck someone and to blow off steam!
So,with a great deal of furthuradue,i present to you,what happened at this beach party....

Well,me,Bob,Cap,Jak started off with an improtu sess at an undisclosed store,stealin booze,well bob stole while me n jak stalled.very well done bobdog,he got 2 big bastard bottles of whisky,a bottle of fuck off cide,and a big bastard bottle of vodka for me.!
Neway,we got down there,usual turnout,i got a fuck off my bird,everyone was getting off with everyone,yet..Kim Swales was lying on the floor and much to everyones surprise,JACKO got in there,kissing,feeling and fingering her!
He earns pornstar of the week for that accomplishment!
Then as laura Burns and Kylie "no mark"williams layed half dead on the floor,wecarried them home,and jacko told me to go get RoB!he was being raped by Ricko!!!!!!
She had his hands down his kegs and the lot,kissing!!!!!!fuck me!but i saved him from futher travisty!
So,Bobdog had this to say on the incident:
"I was pissed son,completely recked mate,and its disgusting,cut the camera!"
Ricko was unavailabe for comment. |