The lyrics to the Pokemon Interviews opening theme. You have to sing it like the Bomberman 64 commercial, or it doesnt sound right!
Pokemon,Pokemon
Interviews, Interviews.
We talk to them,
they talk to you!
We got Mewtwo,
to Pikablu
Do you know Pikachu?
If you dont, here he is
strait from Viz (The comic guys that make that makes Poke comics)
Got to be the Pokemon! NOW
Hello, this is "Pokemon Interveiws". It is where we take Pokemon, have an interveiw with them, and then translate for all our readers! If I have enough time, a new interveiw will be posted every week or so. So lets everone welcome the one himself...
5/26/1999-Pikachu!
Me-So Pikachu, how do you feel abot being the first guest on Pokemon Interveiws?
Pika-(Remember, this has been translated)Well, I feel...shocked. I mean to be your first ever guest and all.
Me-As you probably know, everyone thinks you are so cute, making you very popular, and very sought after. How does that make you feel?
Pika-Well, it depends on how you look at it. It is great if you want to be on tv, and all that stuff,but if you dont, its awful. All these Pikachus must move to deep, secluded areas of the forest, becase if the village is found, its all over. I know how it feels. You are usally seperated from your family and freinds, and forced to be in shows. When I was caught, I was lucky. I wasnt forced to do anything. I belonged to a very nice boy who just wanted me for a pet.
Me-What are those red things on your cheeks?
Pika-There are my electrical saks. They allow me to store and use electricity in and out of battles.
Me-Does it hurt to use them?
Pika-No, they become numb the moment they are exposed to electricity. So basically, they are numb when I use electricity.
Me-Thanks for being on the show! If you have any questions for Pikachu, please e-mail me, and I will try to give you the answer! Next week-How does it feel to be a Charmander?
6/1/1999-Hello, and welcome back everybody! This is the show "Pokemon Interveiws". This is our second episode, and today we are featuring "How does it feel to be Charmander:An interview with the one himself!"
Me-Hi Charmander, and thanks for being on the show! Our first Question is the name of our topic. How does it feel to be the Charmander?
Char-To tell you the truth, Charmander aren't vert strong when you look at Blatiose or Charizard, but it is sweet, because so many people try to capture you because they find the Charmander to be "cute". That makes us very happy, considering that we aren't the strongest, but we are one of the most sought after.
Me-Would you ever want to evolve if you were a pet or something?
Char-No way! You see, the Charmander family is not just between a few Charmanders, our family is every single Charmander anywhere. And because of this, we are always communicating about what they have learned, that way the can teach us. I remember one lesson from a Charmander who was a pet and evolved into Charmeleon. After that, his master (an 8 year old girl) started paying less attention to him. Then, one day, she got a new Squirtle. About a week later he ran away because she paid no attention at all. One Charmander watched the liitle girl, and discovered that she didnt even notice he was gone for 3 days! So like I said before, no way!
Me-Now to the fire issue. What does it feel like to have all that fire coming out of your mouth when you use fire spin or flamethrower?
Char-Well, for the weaker attacks, like ember, you dont really notice any pain. But when you are talking fire spin, that stings a lot as you are spitting it out! But as soon as all the fire is out of your body, you dont feel a thing!
Me-If you were trained,would you ever evolve?
Char-It all depends. If I were always in tough matches, or if I was losing a lot, I would probably consider it. But if I was doing fine the way I was, I probably wouldn't evolve.
Me-Charmander,who is your favorite Pokemon?
Char-My favorite Pokemon would be one of my fellow Charmanders because they have helped me on countless occaisions.
Me-Well sorry Charmander, but we are out of time on Pokemon Interveiws. Next week's Pokemon will depend on how many requests I get for one Pokemon within the next week.
6/5/99-I am bored, so I am doing this Pokemon Interview early. But here we are, with our next guest, the evolved form of Pikachu, Raichu!Welcome to Pokemon Interviws!
Raichu-Well thanks for inviting me. I'm really happy that I am the first evolved form of a Pokemon.
Me-Well we probably all want to know what it feels like to evolve. I mean does it hurt, or what?
Raichu-I dont know. You just go to sleep or something. When you wake up, you are much, much stronger, and a lot bigger.
Me-Well, how much more powerful do you become?
Raichu-You become way more powerful. You can defeat almost anyone, and you have almost no fear.
Me-How do you live? I mean do you live in groups, tribes, alone or what?
Raichu-Well, I live in a group of 4 or 5 other Raichu. Bu there are still many Raichu that live in tribesm or alone. It all dapends on what type of Raichu you are.
Me-What type of food do you like to eat?
Raichu-well, The Raichu like to eat only the best fruit. We mostly eat sweet, soft peaches, because they give us the most energy. But every now and then, we like to eat an apple or two. as Pikachu, our favorite food was apples. The Raichu dont eat apples very much because so many other Pokemon like to feast on those things. Of course, the Pikachu dont eat many peaches because they gat them to overcharged, and they end up getting sick. But we also like to snack on a vegetable every now and then too.
Me-How do you feel towards people. Are you still very sought after?
Raichu-Yes, we are pretty sought after still. But now only by Pokemon trainers. We dont have all these people coming after us to capture us and sell us. I wouldnt ever want to be a Pikachu again. I am just fine and happy being a Raichu.
Me- Sorry, but we are out of time. Is there anything else you'd like to say?
Raichu-Just thanks for having me here today.
Me-See ya. Next week, we will have Squirtle, so kepp checking up!
6/14/99-Hey,sorry,but I was very busy working on other pages, so i didn't really have time to work on this page. But now, here comes Squirtle!
Me-Hello Squirtle! Welcome to the Pokemon Interveiws. As you know, you are the first water Pokemon to ever be on the show! What does it feel like to be a water Pokemon?
Squirtle-It is Pikasweet! Get mad, blow em' away with water! I have been given many awards for my help in fighting fires! You never feel bad, and you can swim better than anyone else! Did you know that most of my awards came when the Squirtle Squad became firefighters. I was one of the leaders.
Me-Wow! You were part of the Squirtle Squad?
Squirtle-Oh yeah. But when I look back on it now, I realize why everyone hated us. We were just trying to have some fun, we didn't really want to injure people or anything. If I could go back, I wouldn't have done things that effected people so much. We just didn't care about them because they abandoned us.
Me-How did you live with the Squirtle Squad?
Squirtle-We were like brothers. We helped each other out. If you messed with one person, you messed with everyone else. It was a family outside of another family.
Me-Are you interested in evolving?
Squirtle-Of course! As you become stronger, you dont have fights with anyone, because they cant easily beat you. And, you can usally win fights, and are wanted to be captued by the best Pokemon trainers. When I was in the Squirtle Squad, we trained every day to become stronger. That was a part of a daily sceduale. If you are caught by a very famous Pokemon trainer, it is a high honor.
Me-Were you born into the arms of a trainer, or were you captued at early in your life?
Squirtle-I was born captured. But i didn't mind it, that was until I was abandoned.
Me-What are some of your hobbies?
Squirtle-I like to train, and i like to test my moves. It is so cool when I use hydro pump.I also like to practice my aim for targets.
Me-Well Squirtle, is there anything we forgot?
Squirtle-Yes. Pokemon will always be loyal to you if you love them. Do this, and you will be succesful.
Me-Bye, everyone. Next week's guest is undecided!
7/7/99-Me-Well, after a long wait, the Clefairy interview is up. Sorry about the wait people. But enjoy!
Me-Hi Clefairy! your one of the most magicial Pokemon of all. What does that feel like.
Clefairy-Its feels strange. It has a felling of uniqness, mixed with normality. You feel like your on top of the world.
Me-How do the Clefairy live? We live in a large group, consisting of 10-15 Clefairy. In about 1 year, we have a mystical dance of the Clefairy. Its when the whole tribe has a celebration of evolving. We have the celebration, then, as we begin to do the Clefairy chant, 1 by1 we evolve and fly up into the air. after the celebration, we act as if nothing happened. By meaning, we stay together and all.
Me-Where do you usally live?
Clefairy-We are quite rare, due to the fact there are few of us, so we live around Mount Moon. But sometimes, very rarely, a tribe of Clefairy or Clefable will move to a remote location in another cave.
Me-What do the Clefairy eat?
Clefairy-Only rare kinds of fruit that can only be found in remote areas of certain caves. That is why the Clefairy dont eat much, so its good that the Clefairy dont need much to eat.
Me-What does the Clefairy like to do?
Clefairy.We really dont do much. Its pretty much learning the magic of our ancestors and collecting fruit and other items for the annual Clefairy festival. We also like to practice fighting and use our minds. We dont rely on strenght, but the mind to win.
Me-Well thanks for being here Clefairy. anything else that you wanna say?
Clefairy-Yes, use your mind, because force can only get you so for...
Me-Bye Clefairy, but stay tuned for the ALAKAZAM interveiw.
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